Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,268
Why is he trying to set up an algebraic equation using words that are meaningless towards one another? Giving values for one or more of these words isn't going to lead to the discovery of some number/strategy to I guess combat hate(?); Using it to illustrate a thought process is even more silly. Literally the most midwit thing you could do to show you don't know what you're trying to convey.
What you are seeing there is a dumb person pretending to be smart by emulating something smart people do: write equations and diagrams to explain complicated concepts.

And that's why it drives me crazy. It's dumb and unecassary and his mindless chatters are eating it up like it's some mindbending truths he is dropping when he writes shit like this out. Annoying.
 
My only thoughts on difference is, one is a single player game the other is a modded minecraft server that has multiplayer.
Mald is a dick though no disagreement there.
That is true, it is much easier to update and maintain a single player 2d rouge like game than a 3d game running multiplayer.
It just goes to show when math wizards or 3rd party program cheaters circumvent your "dismount police" restriction, your plan is to publicly announce a banwave instead of working on the vulnerability of the arena.
 
What you are seeing there is a dumb person pretending to be smart by emulating something smart people do: write equations and diagrams to explain complicated concepts.

And that's why it drives me crazy. It's dumb and unecassary and his mindless chatters are eating it up like it's some mindbending truths he is dropping when he writes shit like this out. Annoying.
It’s something you grow out of by high school, which makes it even more cringe. Every time I even considered leaving something I was studying out for people to freely view in a library, I got secondhand embarrassment just thinking about it.

Yeah, sure, a layman might not know what the Krebs cycle is or why glucose gets converted into other compounds before becoming ATP. But anyone actually in my field would immediately call you out as an idiot if you tried to use that as some kind of intellectual flex. (Using my background as an example so I’m not just sperging about coding when I don’t know a thing about it.)
 
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Him using the blackboard to write down shit like this is making me want to claw my eyes out, fr.

Why is he trying to set up an algebraic equation using words that are meaningless towards one another? Giving values for one or more of these words isn't going to lead to the discovery of some number/strategy to I guess combat hate(?); Using it to illustrate a thought process is even more silly. Literally the most midwit thing you could do to show you don't know what you're trying to convey.
To be fair, you need at least 20 years of experience working at Blizzard to understand the complex mathematics at work here.
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Why is he trying to set up an algebraic equation using words that are meaningless towards one another? Giving values for one or more of these words isn't going to lead to the discovery of some number/strategy to I guess combat hate(?); Using it to illustrate a thought process is even more silly. Literally the most midwit thing you could do to show you don't know what you're trying to convey.
It's like when chris chan used equations to describe a family, and if you're comparable to chris chan of all people then you might as well kill yourself
 
yall gotta remember that his job at blizzard was to ban people. he even said on a short that theyd celebrate ban waves like it made their tiny short peeepee feel big for once

when moderating a community (im speaking from experience) having to ban someone always sucks. as it should, you dont want to have to ban people, not because you want shitters to play, but because having to do janny work feels bad. you get to see the part of the community you cherish that sucks

mald on the other hand made his literal job to find cheaters and ban them. so naturally when he regresses to his comfort zone he behaves like some internet superhero

its fucking pathetic. "yeah i was a big deal i banned thousands of people" are the words of a weakling. "it sucked that we had so many cheaters and banning them is an unfortunate part of being a community manager" is what i want to hear

but maldy will never say that cos he's a faggot
 
What a giant piss-baby faggot. Remember the first reason he gave for having everything in his game in a giant global array is because he "wants people to hack the game." Apparently you're only allowed to hack the game using mods/scripts but in-game exploits are a big no-no. This faggot makes me MATI.
He makes and plays video games for a living why’s he so angry? He’s living the dream he should be happy
 
Well damn, not only Mald is not a pedo, he actually used to "catch pedophiles on the internet, no joke, no shit":
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A bit weird that mister "i talk about 20 years/blizzard/insane behavior multiple times per stream" never told the story before or since. Almost as if he made it the fuck up.
When his Second Life friends would piss him off he'd just report them to the FBI lmao.

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"How could this be an echo chamber when just the other day we all had a big disagreement over which Funko Pop is the most neato?"
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