Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[PrestonHolt]

I hate this "I updated the game" by adding a fucking "#" in build that not public? How people can eat his shit daily?Im reviebombed and its just "complaints about wow stuff" sure, becasue "its abandonware" refers to how he abandoned people in Dire Maul, not about how he's working on that game longer than he did for Blizzard and still have no compleate product to show for. And at that, with how easy he's lying to people, and braging, I'll get back to discusion from few pages back, I dont belive him when he says "4 years in my boss learned im JayRay son"

 

[Fae Supremacist]

I am amazed the most by managing to fail at maintaining 20 TPS on a Minecraft server with only 30 people, when you're supposedly a Blizzard™ computer whizz.
The Java codebase is a shitshow but it's a solved problem for a decade now with plugins, any 13 year old script kiddie admin can host a server better than that.

 

[Aidan]

Mald saying how it's normal to talk about your achievements and it's other people's fault to interpret it as bragging... What a loser. It is not normal to constantly talk about your work history, the non-insane behavior is to talk about what you currently do as that's what's relevant to people around you in the moment. He knows the reason he mentions his 1337 h4x0rz job for the DoE and Blizzard is to try to woo people who don't know better, which leads to the next issue. If you are going to talk yourself up, it's best to know what you're talking about. Time and time again when he tries to talk about subjects he feigns familiarity with, it doesn't line up with his stated background. At all. He's not a hacker, he's not a developer, he's not an expert in anything except bullshitting.

People who talk about their past experience constantly are insecure and feel their current work/station is inferior so they lean on their past. That's all that is. Blizzard doesn't even have a good reputation these days so it's even more pathetic. The implication is also that he was involved with development and most people think "Oh he wrote code for World of Warcraft!!!!" and he's more than happy to let people think that. Just an all around piece of shit, this guy.

College students make more advanced games in 48 hour game jams than Heartbound.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

The only people who constantly brag about their past work history are turbo autists who have nothing more interesting in their lives than "i used to work for google". It's pathethic.

 

[cockape]

Mald saying how it's normal to talk about your achievements and it's other people's fault to interpret it as bragging... What a loser. It is not normal to constantly talk about your work history, the non-insane behavior is to talk about what you currently do as that's what's relevant to people around you in the moment. He knows the reason he mentions his 1337 h4x0rz job for the DoE and Blizzard is to try to woo people who don't know better, which leads to the next issue. If you are going to talk yourself up, it's best to know what you're talking about. Time and time again when he tries to talk about subjects he feigns familiarity with, it doesn't line up with his stated background. At all. He's not a hacker, he's not a developer, he's not an expert in anything except bullshitting.

People who talk about their past experience constantly are insecure and feel their current work/station is inferior so they lean on their past. That's all that is. Blizzard doesn't even have a good reputation these days so it's even more pathetic. The implication is also that he was involved with development and most people think "Oh he wrote code for World of Warcraft!!!!" and he's more than happy to let people think that. Just an all around piece of shit, this guy.

College students make more advanced games in 48 hour game jams than Heartbound.

It show just how much he is disconnected from the real world.

Go work anywhere at all and you'll find that people generally only mention their past work in passing when it's tangentially connected to the conversation at best. I've worked with people for years and barely knew what they did prior only to hear some really cool tidbit 2 years in that they themselves basically gloss over. People live in the present but for people like Mald who peaked early, living in the past is all they have going for them.

 

[fukkit]

I am amazed the most by managing to fail at maintaining 20 TPS on a Minecraft server with only 30 people, when you're supposedly a Blizzard™ computer whizz.
The Java codebase is a shitshow but it's a solved problem for a decade now with plugins, any 13 year old script kiddie admin can host a server better than that.

You just don’t understand. He’s creating a social sandbox game (his favorite genre). Including all the elements of furry second life roleplay, as well as ripping all the mechanics of another game he plays. And writing it all himself! Oh and it’s called block game! Get it? Cus Minecraft is blocks so it’s post ironic… yeah

 

[Aidan]

...for people like Mald who peaked early, living in the past is all they have going for them.

It's also deliberately part of his grift. He talks himself up as an authority figure which appeals to people who don't know better. If he made a vow to never mention his work history again he'd suddenly be a lot less interesting to a lot of people because as a person he's simply not interesting beyond being a narcissist that's funny to laugh at.

 

[Stickplant]

TOTAL

$1,405,781.51​

Sad state of things where being a narcissistic lying fraud really makes you as a streamer and puts more money in your bank in a year than average people make in their whole life.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Sad state of things where being a narcissistic lying fraud really makes you as a streamer and puts more money in your bank in a year than average people make in their whole life.

Afraid it's always been that way. The best way to amass the largest amount of stuff is to convince a lot of people to give you their stuff, not to earn it via the labor of a single person (yourself).

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Sad state of things where being a narcissistic lying fraud really makes you as a streamer and puts more money in your bank in a year than average people make in their whole life.

A narciss...WHAT? W-when Pirate finishes heartbound y-y-you'll all be sorry for what you said! You transphobic FUCKS!

 

[Megatardingo]

Sad state of things where being a narcissistic lying fraud really makes you as a streamer and puts more money in your bank in a year than average people make in their whole life.

I liked it better when streamers were treated like the e-clowns that they are instead of aspiring figures. I miss when people berated them and they'd beg for more gruel so much.

 

[Stickplant]

Guess who caught up on GameMaker tutorials to basically the state that Heartbound is in...

Note that this is not the game he is making but the snippets he made from the tutorials he uses. It has a quest with dialogue, pickup/throw items, drops, fighting a blobb and health working.

Once he starts putting the concept for his game into practice it might instantly be more game than Heartbound.

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

Guess who caught up on GameMaker tutorials to basically the state that Heartbound is in...

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Note that this is not the game he is making but the snippets he made from the tutorials he uses. It has a quest with dialogue, pickup/throw items, drops, fighting a blobb and health working.

Once he starts putting the concept for his game into practice it might instantly be more game than Heartbound.

I do not trust this man because he brought Mald upon this world

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Note that this is not the game he is making but the snippets he made from the tutorials he uses. It has a quest with dialogue, pickup/throw items, drops, fighting a blobb and health working.

Does it include an exit button too?

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

I do not trust this man because he brought Mald upon this world

Call me gullible but I am willing to, if he really was touted as a high level vet from the old blizz days and had enuff weight to keep his son employed throughout 7 years of bullshit with his presence alone, he's got to have a least some level of proficiency at programming.

 

[The sticky sock]

Does it include an exit button too?

Installing an exit might have been the straw that broke the rescue ferrets back as now half of Mald's playerbase will be able to leave the game.

 

[Aidan]

Call me gullible but I am willing to, if he really was touted as a high level vet from the old blizz days and had enuff weight to keep his son employed throughout 7 years of bullshit with his presence alone, he's got to have a least some level of proficiency at programming.

He worked on the animations or something so I'm actually not sure what his programming chops are. I'm sure he's competent in his area, whatever it is. He was with Blizzard very early on.

Here are some of the things he's credited with.

https://www.mobygames.com/person/11663/joeyray-hall/credits/

 

[el gordo]

Mald saying how it's normal to talk about your achievements and it's other people's fault to interpret it as bragging... What a loser.

its also the point hes either missing or intentionally left out, bragging about his 20 years experience wouldn't be a problem if he had 20 years worth of stuff to show off
but hes a fraud, so he dosent. a flash game from a game jam and a undertale clone that has 4 hours of game play after 8 years

'im a game developer'
one completed game made in a weekend
'im an offensive security specalist'
banned people in wow
'i have two defcon black badges'
you were on a large team they arnt yours, they are your teams
also who cares, defcon isnt a bench mark of anything
'im a cyber security specalist'
lmao

A little late, but here are some breaches.

Spoiler: hashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhashhash

Email​	Username​	Name​	Password​	Hashed Password​	Address​	Phone​	IP​	Source​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	R268841765​	​	​	​	76.170.80.42​	​	76.170.80.42​	R2Games​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	Jason Thor Hall​	​	​	1221 St John Pl, Santa Ana California US 92705​	17149553527​	​	bitmain​
Jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	maldavius​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	silkroad​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Thorwich​	Thorwich​	​	Spoiler: hash bdc9f115560a7368476e0494aed2594b:"2D""od"​	​	​	​	WildStar​
JasonThorHall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	Collections​
JasonThorHall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	Exploit.in​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Thorwich​	​	​	Spoiler: hash 3fad89263a103635d11caa066b1ab28f:soGD|​	​	​	76.95.144.95​	solomid.net​
JasonThorHall@Gmail.com​	​	​	​	Spoiler: hash 8eb2d5650bf9ff3e830e82ebdade3300cd4e7f52:iyn5T7UgT8mgqEVgeF​	​	​	​	KickStarter​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	jasonthorhall​	​	​	Spoiler: hash 0x3E61F96138B37D1B58BEDE62D168472DB97FA3B2​	​	​	​	MySpace​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	​	Gmail​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Thorwich​	​	​	Spoiler: hash bdc9f115560a7368476e0494aed2594b:2Dod​	​	​	​	wild.star​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	Jason Hall​	​	​	​	​	​	MindJolt.com​
Jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	​	Spoiler: hash b7cd9f91356d788b2d6aa1164961ddc3b025163b​	​	​	​	Tumblr​
JasonThorHall@Gmail.com​	Thorwich​	Jason Thor Hall​	qeofvz8t​	Spoiler: hash 3e61f96138b37d1b58bede62d168472db97fa3b2​	​	​	​	xSplit​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	jasonthorhall73​	​	pole61144​	Spoiler: hash 09b591d1c23060cdcda01c9352912256​	​	​	69.114.224.239​	Evony​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Maldavius​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	Evony.com​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Thorwich​	​	​	Spoiler: hash 36b711490929aa47efbc5e2e9a2c0f5d:uM!aE​	​	​	76.94.182.228​	Tunngle.net​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	Pemiblanc​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	jasonthorhall73​	​	pole61144​	​	​	​	69.114.224.239​	Fling​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	pole61144​	​	​	​	​	BreachCompilation​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Maldavius​	​	​	Spoiler: hash e65eb61d071b71170302f7e3545c9ab7orL{Kxk8zo'ssC*(i;Z*"Xt`-39I]​	​	​	24.8.129.3​	ownedcore​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	BreachCompilation​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	Jason T Hall​	​	​	14462 Pinewood Rd, Tustin, CA, US, 92780​	7149312315​	​	mgm​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	maldavius​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	livejournal.com​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Jason Thor Hall​	​	​	Spoiler: hash e156149d2fee766f03e8396bb8f48880:#n*-Z=p!I1m.<i<n":4Q[<]9WKwU;_​	​	​	216.148.0.72​	MPGH​
Jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Maldavius​	​	qeofvz8t​	Spoiler: hash 7df7c2b352d44700f7ee327614265d8f​	​	​	​	LastFM​
JasonThorHall@Gmail.com​	Thorwich​	Jason Thor Hall​	qeofvz8t​	Spoiler: hash 3e61f96138b37d1b58bede62d168472db97fa3b2​	​	​	​	DATASEEKER_ONLINE_14M_GAMING_052024​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Jason Thor Hall​	​	​	Spoiler: hash e156149d2fee766f03e8396bb8f48880​	​	​	216.148.0.72​	DATASEEKER_ONLINE_14M_GAMING_052024​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	maldavius​	​	​	​	​	​	​	1LLEGALITY_PAGESDEV_2510K_HACKING_072023​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	ZEEROQ_COM_226M_COMBOLIST_2019​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	jason-hall-628b4a9​	jason hall​	​	​	​	17149312315​	​	PEOPLEDATALABS_COM_372M_MARKETING_2019​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	​	​	​	310-XXX-9387​	​	CoinTracker​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	​	​	​	​	​	Robinhood​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	Jason Hall​	​	​	​	​	​	MGMRESORTS_COM_142M_TRAVEL_072019​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Thorwich​	​	​	Spoiler: hash 36b711490929aa47efbc5e2e9a2c0f5d​	​	​	76.94.182.228​	Tunngle.net​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	Jason Thor Hall​	​	​	​	​	​	BITMAIN_COM_102K_CRYPTO_2018​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	​	Spoiler: hash PmH5YTizfRtYvt5i0WhHLbl/o7I=​	​	​	​	CafePress​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	​	​	​	​	​	Apollo​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	maldavius​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	LiveJournal​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	jasonthorhall​	​	​	Spoiler: hash 3E61F96138B37D1B58BEDE62D168472DB97FA3B2​	​	​	​	MySpace​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	Pemiblanc​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	2844DATABASES_NA_218M_COMPILATION_2018​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	​	​	qeofvz8t​	​	​	​	​	Evony​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Thorwich​	Thorwich​	​	Spoiler: hash aeb009c5b9beca4b88af0503c244d979​	​	​	​	UnrealEngine​
jasonthorhall@gmail.com​	Jason Thor Hall​	​	​	Spoiler: hash e156149d2fee766f03e8396bb8f48880​	​	​	216.148.0.72​	MPGH​

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

, I'm sure he'll survive and if you read this & you give money to a millionaire, I would recommend lighting it on fire next time.

You'd be better off putting 5 dollars into a power ball ticket a month than giving it to people like him. That's how awful giving him money is.
You're more likely to get fame or power from winning that (incredibly slim odds) than ever from him. I can only imagine the reason people give him money is because they want to be his friend or get like some kind of inside source for development from him.
Again, a Powerball ticket once a month is more likely to make that happen for you than Mald ever will.

It seems to me the more the indie dev puts out videos and livestreams, the less actual work they're going to get done on their game.

I ran across one that put out a video saying he isn't doing videos anymore because it takes several hours to edit 15 minutes of footage talking about something and isn't worth his time compared to just working on the game.
So I think you're onto something.


Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is a red letter day
14 months has been achieved:

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

Installing an exit might have been the straw that broke the rescue ferrets back as now half of Mald's playerbase will be able to leave the game.

Notably unlike the ferret and its sleeping quarters.