Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The Fuck Am I Doing Here?]

I had to Google this behind three proxies and a VM. Is a "pooner" an insult for female-to-male trannies that kept their vajin, or male-to-female trannies that kept their dong? Even the LGBTIAX+ whatever wiki is hard to follow.

Pooner is for FTMs.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Do ferrets go to heaven?

AI slop below.

Spoiler: Mald is a Ghostbuster. RIP.

Jesus wept...

 

[Thomas Matthew Crooks]

Do archives exist of his 2018 streams, it'd be really funny to watch his face while he types this shit out.

Spoiler: NSFW Roleplay and Furry Porn

Speaking of ERPing while livestreaming...

https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1932252294403244484
https://archive.md/in5L9

 

[Fagliacci]

It's nice to get a little break in between the ERP to see that even in private Mald can't help but brag about doing this for 10 years.

Spoiler: 10 Years

Well at least Fagtree is a kindred spirit, he also loves to dox phonebook people and misses doing so, though I've never phonebooked someone who was underage.

Spoiler: I don't have time to dox him or I would be

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

can't help but see >adult >emotionally abused and manipulated and instinctively feel like it's a nothingburger

Same, but >furry
They deserve each other and I feel zero sympathy for the 20 yo furfag, BUT.

I very much enjoy what this will do to Maldy's reputation. I hope we get a melty and a spergout as he tries to defend his honor. It's only a matter of time when more people come out to share THEIR stories, and sooner or later there WILL be an underage fan who got diddled by Jason. Locking it in now.

 

[BigPeanut]

It's nice to get a little break in between the ERP to see that even in private Mald can't help but brag about doing this for 10 years.

Spoiler: 10 Years

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Well at least Fagtree is a kindred spirit, he also loves to dox phonebook people and misses doing so, though I've never phonebooked someone who was underage.

Spoiler: I don't have time to dox him or I would be

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What a freak, doxxing 14 year old nobodies as a 30 year old gay furry man.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I feel like Malldo's got actual skeletons in his closet and this fag bitching about Jason groupie-hunting is absolutely gonna ruin the odds of the people with real dirt feeling comfortable with coming out. "I wanted to get fucked by an older guy in tech and he was a fucking weirdo! Boohoo!" Think I've heard that specific song and dance on the Farms about 2,000 times now.

All this has offered is information as to what Jason alleges to be the length of his ferret-thermometer and my only reaction to it is I'm surprised he didn't say it's 15 inches and glows in the dark with how much he exaggerates the rest of his existence.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Normal person: "I miss doing this shitYeah okay, maybe doxing a kid is a bit too far."
Jason "Maldavius "Red Team "Thor" Specialist" Figtree" Hall: "I miss doing this shit like I did at blizzard. I used to work at Blizzard by the way, did you know that uwu?"

 

[MaldingFerret]

Does all of his DMs have to be so fucking cringe.

 

[ScurvyRat]

While this is certainly a nothingburger for us (hopefully) well adjusted adults, this is fucking devastating to Mald's image.


WE certainly don't give a shit and nothing illegal was done, but this totally contradicts Mald's persona. He's been trying SO hard to be the "Mr Rogers" of the internet, wholesome, upbeat, gives "dad" advice. To his younger audience, all of whom are sympathetic to the queer shit, this is probably one of the worst things you can do.

Also he can't hide from being a weird furfag anymore. Proves that the ferret emote swinging it's ass around WAS sexual in nature. At least for a degenerate like this faggot.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

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I feel like Malldo's got actual skeletons in his closet and this fag bitching about Jason groupie-hunting is absolutely gonna ruin the odds of the people with real dirt feeling comfortable with coming out. "I wanted to get fucked by an older guy in tech and he was a fucking weirdo! Boohoo!" Think I've heard that specific song and dance on the Farms about 2,000 times now.

All this has offered is information as to what Jason alleges to be the length of his ferret-thermometer and my only reaction to it is I'm surprised he didn't say it's 15 inches and glows in the dark with how much he exaggerates the rest of his existence.

It will stunlock him into PR mode and likely impact whatever (if any) progress he has planned for the July patch.

Every info dump on him, irrespective of the size (this one's a big one but I agree on the "nothing burger" assessment vis a vis what we already know about him) will be just another thing he has to contend with going forward. It's Monday for him. If he doesn't cancel his stream it will be very interesting to see how he deals with this.

There hasn't been anything related to sexual life or cringe interactions with groupies for a while, and the internet forgets shit like this quickly.

The milk must flow sensibly.

 

[SneedOrLean]

Ooo, I've been waiting for something like this. This guy is so damn annoying.

 

[Polentic]

I'm not sure why Nature Kitty, one of the mods on Lyric's discord is claiming that the issue here is that Maldy slept with a "sheltered 20 year old." I think it's the clear obfuscation of his relationship with his "wife" (Husband lmao), and obvious begging for money.

HE WAS 20 AND SHELTERED YOU SICK FUCK!!!

 

[Space Pope]

What are knots and why does he like them and no I'm not googling furry knot shit, you guys will need to be my proxy for understanding wtf he's talking about.

Quoting myself from a few months back as it's related.

I'll be curious to see if as he continues to burn old bridges, if he will have to answer why he was hanging out with certain people in the early to mid 2010's. All these furry faggots have blackmail on one another but who has the most to lose and who has angered the most people?

*CalZoo - Originally a sort of zoo meetup hub from the 90s that organized house parties and eventually moved to convention spaces. Many former members are still active in the zoo and furry communities to this day. Had many ties to other notorious bestiality groups, such as the Dolphin Ring.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nick-nickolas-spahn-digivolve-wuffbitch-tane.48157/

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

The allegations have hit the discord, with Jason himself chiming in on this and a few other topics. I read through and screenshotted a very large contiguous segment of the stream chat room starting at the first mention of the allegations. Jason hops in for a bit of damage control and the results are interesting.

Most notable points regarding the accusation:

• The accuser has apparently tried to do this same accusation ~5 years ago
• Both Jason and Shaye claim the logs are faked both this and last time and talk a lot about how it's so easy to do so
• Jason and Shaye claim the accuser actually wanted to get with him and after failing was sex-pesty with Shaye

Some other cool stuff:

• Lamenting that the Lacari stuff was just a bit until he saw the video where Lacari ripped the poster and talked smack on the asmon podcast wherein apparently it becomes not a bit? After seeing that video Jason decided he couldn't talk with Lacari because ripping that poster down and screaming "FUCK PIRATE SOFTWARE" like a WWE heel could not be a bit so no need to clarify.
• Jason reads LSF- actually, he reads "-everything- out there"
• "nepobaby" is automod banned
• Pyrocynical and Tectone were nice to Jason so he's fine with their content on him, respecting the grind
• Jason considers Heartbound's dev time a valid criticism because his "life fell apart and he stopped updating when the stream took off", but now that criticism isn't valid because he is "updating regularly lol"
• Seems he's in the middle of doing some overhaul to the ferret channel to post shorts- must not be a convenient time.

I combed through my screenshots, pruning and combining them into one huge image that contains all milk I could squeeze, mostly revolving around Jason's own posts.

Spoiler: raw archive screenshots with more user chatter

On a related note, anyone have any good tech for grabbing Discord logs? This was a pain in the ass to put together with regular screenshot tools and GIMP for combining and google searches don't turn up any easy answer.

 

[Fagliacci]

For a brief moment Mald reached enlightenment through hatred of a furry.

Spoiler: You're not a dog.

At least this fag put Zoophilia under the "maybe" column, wouldn't want to put that too high up there on the list next to something really important like Pokemon, Knotting, or Canines.

Spoiler: NSFW F-List

https://archive.ph/gwWZb

Yiff In Hell

Spoiler: Not Safe For Life

 

[Nothing Is Written]

On a related note, anyone have any good tech for grabbing Discord logs? This was a pain in the ass with regular screenshot tools.

Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter

Exports Discord chat logs to a file. Contribute to Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter development by creating an account on GitHub.

github.com

And there are other repos that do a bit more including saving deleted messages, but you need the server on client-side, and might be limited to the channel you've opened.

 

[BigPeanut]

What a lying faggot saying the logs aren’t real, they obviously are, and if they aren’t, then post the real ones.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

On a related note, anyone have any good tech for grabbing Discord logs? This was a pain in the ass to put together with regular screenshot tools and GIMP for combining and google searches don't turn up any easy answer.

Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter

Exports Discord chat logs to a file. Contribute to Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter development by creating an account on GitHub.

github.com

Edit: ninja'd while I was grabbing the link.

 

[Polentic]

This is incorrect. The Telegram archives are not a text file (HTML IS TEXT FILE IGNORE ME), it's an HTML download from Telegram. Saying that it's "just a text file" is a little misleading. I have no clue why he's denying the veracity of these logs. The logs are clearly not fake. There's images here that aren't anywhere else.

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It should also be noted that the photo is called "photo_12@01-09-2018_20-36-36.jpg." Matching with the date perfectly.

Tried tineye, no matches, Google Image search fell short too.

"Doctored a bunch of stuff," these logs are real. What did he doctor?