Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,637 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,922 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,263
Asian tech support said:
The rest are paid in nuggies good boy points.
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nah that's absolutely not true. we'd have at least one of them jumping ship, leaking loads of insider drama content and becoming a streamer themselves

the latter of which is kinda like what fake lawyer boi and pooner wife are doing

they're being dripfed cash to survive and to rely on maldy for their subsistence
 
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He's feeling better, but still on antibiotics for his cough. I haven't heard any coughing?

Edit: only the faintest, weakest, fakest shallowest single cough ever
 
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are the 75k without tax? I think in 2 years he will be in such a high tax debt.

Can someone write the 2 ex jannies and ask them why they left?
 
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Luecke said:
are the 75k without tax? I think in 2 years he will be in such a high tax debt.

Can someone write the 2 ex jannies and ask them why they left?
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I dunno how pirate files his bonuses, whether they're real bonuses or just gifts to his employees, so it probably depends on where his jannies live.

Dunno if cowtipping, but the 2 ex jannies are still active on his discord so they haven't turned against him, just been let go/fired.
 
I think futile lamenting on how many paid asspats mald has... The only thing is matter, his company revenue stream based on a highly volatile market (in my opinion) and HE is the sole money maker! More or less 15 employee Company revenue portfolio standing in one leg based on a singular individual hell of a risk...

How he manages his life is screaming as poor planning, he building a net money sink compound in one of the most expensive part of the world. I bet everyone else with that kind of money would already fucked off to a nice balkanian contry just to sqeez out more money from exchange rate or bailed to Japan just to be exit in a place with less niggers / liberals and Jews...
 
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Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
He focuses the ""translation"" on ESL poorer countries because he preys on poor, impressionable weak man.
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Brazilians in particular are very needy when it comes to getting noticed by literally anyone else. When I first found out about this dude, I remember seeing some of them praise him and recommend his game just because of the brazilian portuguese support, which is kinda weird because PTBR support is not all that uncommon nowadays.
 
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limbdiction said:
it makes me think he's just as clueless at handling his company as he is at everything else. [..] That's $1,156,000 for 17 employees.
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At some point he is going to catch a paper audit or full IRS audit. The IRS flags anyone who becomes too successful too quickly in business as suspicious an will eventually want to go through 10 years of filings and get their pound of flesh. Even the most competent detailed person will still get fines as running a small business with multiple revenue streams is a nightmare to keep straight thanks to the US tax code. Jason with his unsteady revenue from Twitch/ferrets/game/Youtube/other and things like the GigaTrain there is no way he isn't underpaying in taxes. The audit might not be for years but when it comes it is going to suck and his only option will be to beg daddy for help with a very expensive tax attorney to untangle the Gordian Knot that is likely his finances. Funny how out of all these so called full time employees not one is an accountant.
 
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Luecke said:
Can someone write the 2 ex jannies and ask them why they left?
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no milk soliciting. sit and watch
BFool said:
Brazilians in particular are very needy when it comes to getting noticed by literally anyone else. When I first found out about this dude, I remember seeing some of them praise him and recommend his game just because of the brazilian portuguese support, which is kinda weird because PTBR support is not all that uncommon nowadays.
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the price is also localized, its dirt cheap in brazil, so that caught their attention. i mean, dirt cheap if you consider paying $3.60 in unfinished trash cheap
 
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Breaking down the numbers, he says there are 12 paid moderators which are then listed on screen, plus 2 editors and 2 rescue staff. On the rescue staff, he says one is clerical and one is part-time, but I'm not sure if this is the same person, or if that's 2 separate people plus Shaye. This could put us at 17 "employees," but he's already admitted that several of them are contractors (not employees), and Shaye would be serving multiple roles working at the rescue and providing ongoing art assets for the game. Meaning no other Heartbound employees.
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In this short, Mald gives the sagely advice of "If you get a raise at work, don't start overspending, because bad things will happen if you lose that source of income."

Beyond just paying the Poonslave to run the Ferret Mines, it should also be noted that ferrets are extremely expensive to care for. They need specialized food due to being obligate carnivores, they get Ultra Turbo Cancer if you breathe on them wrong, and vet bills for them cost literal thousands of dollars since they're considered exotic pets. In fact, many of the ferrets in the Rescue are owner surrenders, people who found that out the hard way and realized they were materially unable to keep caring for their ferrets.
Expenses for Mald's ferrets must be even worse since many of them are old, sick, or injured (just by nature of them being rescues), meaning vet visits are extremely frequent. Also because there are sixty-two of them. Now he's in the process of spending one million dollars to build a new facility that will hold 250 ferrets and nearly quintuple his recurring expenses.
What's his backup plan if the tank starts shrinking? What if the Burrito Index gets too low? What if his viewer and follower counts start rapidly falling because of a wave of bad PR?
 
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my penis is on fire said:
Beyond just paying the Poonslave to run the Ferret Mines, it should also be noted that ferrets are extremely expensive to care for. They need specialized food due to being obligate carnivores, they get Ultra Turbo Cancer if you breathe on them wrong, and vet bills for them cost literal thousands of dollars since they're considered exotic pets. In fact, many of the ferrets in the Rescue are owner surrenders, people who found that out the hard way and realized they were materially unable to keep caring for their ferrets.
Expenses for Mald's ferrets must be even worse since many of them are old, sick, or injured (just by nature of them being rescues), meaning vet visits are extremely frequent. Also because there are sixty-two of them. Now he's in the process of spending one million dollars to build a new facility that will hold 250 ferrets and nearly quintuple his recurring expenses.
What's his backup plan if the tank starts shrinking? What if the Burrito Index gets too low? What if his viewer and follower counts start rapidly falling because of a wave of bad PR?
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He'll always have his dad's money, but I dunno how willing he is to let mald splurge on his literal pet project. Complete bullshitting ahead, but my estimate is that even without any other source of revenue, he, with his current savings from the last 2 years AND his father's inheritance left to him(probs between 10-20 mil usd), has enough money to run the 250 ferrets+million dollar facility for atleast a few years, tho maybe less if he keeps paying 10-15 jannies. The question becomes will his father and brother let him spend.
 
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Personally I hope it's true that he pays all his jannies big salaries while also paying out the ass for a million dollar ferret sex dungeon and whole cows he stores in a freezer, while also constantly losing subs because the broker he gets the more my happiness rises.
 
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