Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

This is new info to me and many others, and I doubt it was posted here before, so firstly, thanks for this. But most importantly, it adds another suspicious moment of mald's lack of integrity.

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Again with his obsession about people eating his ass
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Mald here is saying that "these clownshoes" attempted a non-consensual telecom installation????? what?

What telecom provider is able to forcefully install themselves in a property? I have never heard of this, most they would do is just let you go without service. Is this even a thing in america?

Even if the story wasn't from Mald, I'd accuse the person telling me this of bullshitting.

What an insane lie to tell.

That's why I think him paying his jannies a salary is an accidental genius. Mald has been fucking up frequently enough and been a dick about it, even to his own followers that there should be some turncoats from the inner circle but I don't think I've seen any here. Jannies tend to be losers with no self respect and no prospects. You get to power trip AND get paid? If mald goes down, they lose their income and they have no where else to go. Where else can they quickly find such a sweet gig? They have to bootlick from scratch to get into another janny position, unless they're even more pathetic and is multi bootlick-jannying with multiple streamers at once right now. And most streamers are fucking scrooge.

I say accidental because I don't think this was part of mald's plan. He gave out salaries to look good (he mentions the salaries almost as much he mentions he worked for blizzard) and he is too much of a narc that he'd think there's a possibility he'd fuck up his PR like this.

It's so funny because at the end of the day, his bullshit is still getting called out, he's still draining followers and revenue, and we still have a community implosion to look forward too.

His reputation has become so bad, you've got popular gaming youtubers using "piratesoftware" as an adjective for deceit and manipulation, and everything he does just makes it worse.

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What telecom provider is able to forcefully install themselves in a property? I have never heard of this, most they would do is just let you go without service. Is this even a thing in america?
he speaks of an "easement" which is an area of someone ELSES property which is a path to a 2nd property. Basically he has his house, and a neighbors house behind his, and to get to the neighbor, you HAVE to drive through his property. He calls that tresspassing, but its REALLY not, if I'm a pizza dude, and I deliver to a guy PAST the easement, its ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY I go through the property, and laws of course make allowance for that because of retards like this. If you have an easement, this is kinda necessary since otherwise you are restricting your neighbors freedom to have visitors.

basically this.

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Mald was pissed that they DARE drive to bobs house by driving past his house, and called the police. The police probably told him to fuck off.
 
What telecom provider is able to forcefully install themselves in a property? I have never heard of this, most they would do is just let you go without service. Is this even a thing in america?

he speaks of an "easement" which is an area of someone ELSES property which is a path to a 2nd property. Basically he has his house, and a neighbors house behind his, and to get to the neighbor, you HAVE to drive through his property. He calls that tresspassing, but its REALLY not, if I'm a pizza dude, and I deliver to a guy PAST the easement, its ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY I go through the property, and laws of course make allowance for that because of retards like this. If you have an easement, this is kinda necessary since otherwise you are restricting your neighbors freedom to have visitors.

basically this.

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Mald was pissed that they DARE drive to bobs house by driving past his house, and called the police. The police probably told him to fuck off.

Yeah he's literally just being a fucking Karen.

A broken mailbox that is an accident does not immediately become a crime. They broke his mailbox and forgot to fix it. Just complain and they'll be out to fix it.
 
he speaks of an "easement" which is an area of someone ELSES property which is a path to a 2nd property. Basically he has his house, and a neighbors house behind his, and to get to the neighbor, you HAVE to drive through his property. He calls that tresspassing, but its REALLY not, if I'm a pizza dude, and I deliver to a guy PAST the easement, its ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY I go through the property, and laws of course make allowance for that because of retards like this. If you have an easement, this is kinda necessary since otherwise you are restricting your neighbors freedom to have visitors.

basically this.

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Mald was pissed that they DARE drive to bobs house by driving past his house, and called the police. The police probably told him to fuck off.
holy shit do you have further sources, not that I don't believe you, but because I think exposing this guy as a karen for sloptubers to feed on would be fucking hilarious

Edit: oh i'm a dumbass it's in the original pic
 
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even to this day 'do you see my ________, what am i supposed to do for you' is an incredibly quotable meme

I work my ass off, kid, not only do I not want to back this, like, have you seen my mana? What am I even supposed to do for you, give me real evidence I did that shit, it's not on me, you cannot blame it on me. I worked at Blizzard for 7 years and have 20 years of developer experience, some have even called me the Bob Ross of programming and that is 100% in my wheelhouse. Sometimes, bad practice has meaning, so, I'm going to be honest with you, I hope you get everything you asked for but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there. Eat my entire ass, insane behavior.
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I work my ass off, kid, not only do I not want to back this, like, have you seen my mana? What am I even supposed to do for you, give me real evidence I did that shit, it's not on me, you cannot blame it on me. I worked at Blizzard for 7 years and have 20 years of developer experience, some have even called me the Bob Ross of programming and that is 100% in my wheelhouse. Sometimes, bad practice has meaning, so, I'm going to be honest with you, I hope you get everything you asked for but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there. Eat my entire ass, insane behavior.
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I forgot you were working on this. Insane behavior.
 
Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

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DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report!
(I/A)

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Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
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And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
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This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?
I thought this was heading in a direction where he was going to blame skg brigaders on driving a truck into his mailbox until i saw the date on the tweet.
 
Yeah he's literally just being a fucking Karen.
heres the kicker too, he fixed it pretty easily, after all that bitching.

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holy shit do you have further sources, not that I don't believe you, but because I think exposing this guy as a karen for sloptubers to feed on would be fucking hilarious
it says in the tweet already provided when he mentions clownshoes. he says OUTSIDE the easement, but I'm wondering if this is just shit communication? taking this at face value, he says that HE he has an easement, that they STRAYED outside the easement to use "resources" but also didn't do this in the house they were going to, since he says HE doesn't use comcast?! this doesn't make sense, why would you grab power from a house effectively down the street to do work at another house? Though another thing is utility companies have some degree of freedom.. Like if you have down power lines, they don't HAVE to ask to get on your property to repair them, and DEPENDING on the degree of work they were doing, this might apply? Same for sewer and shit, if it effects others, you have to deal with it to a degree.

Its hard to say what exactly was the real situation, but no matter what, I suspect hes completely full of it. In either case I'm sure they either have city granted authority or hes grossly exaggerating
 
a relatively tame joke
For a regular person, sure. Not for Jason. For him, it was a meticulously designed strike right onto his brittle ego. First, you have the mocking of his ferrets constantly dying. Second, you're bringing up the very first drama that started to seriously crumble Jason's online persona which was the WoW "out of mana" incident. It really got to him, and if it takes so little to provoke him, well, I'm not suggesting to go out and cowtip the fucker, but...
here come dat boi (shit waddup)
Imagine the meltdown over a mere mention of a gnome on his stream...
 
He graduated art school but still, correct
At one of the better ones in the Netherlands. I think the level is most similar to a US college - in between a trade school and university, but more towards the university end. It would've included a bunch of business and communications classes as well, a lot of people with these art degrees end up in the corporate world, or working for the government 'cause of that.

So unlike Maldy, he learned a trade, how to run a business, and how to communicate like a (mostly) normal person, made some games, and banged out a couple of competent soundtracks. In less time than it took Ferret-boi to make half a game.
 
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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And the best part is, only 6 of the 268 negative reviews show "product refunded" since the 1st of the month, so he can't pretend it's all just people buying and shitting on his game and refunding it either. Most of the reviews have more than 2 hours played and I'd suspect that a lot of the reviews with under 2 hours played were customers and possibly kickstarter backers fed up with waiting for the game to be finished(or even just posting a new negative review after years of waiting), which is something he'd never admit to even being a possibility.
 
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