Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 410 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 116 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,631 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,918 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,250
it took me 2 months to read 300 pages for other thread, wtf am i supposed to do
Well you can read for 8 hours every day for two years, or you can just read for about 10 minutes every month. Our statistics indicate that for people whose wont is to say "what am I supposed to do," both of these work schedules correspond with approximately identical results.
 
woah buddy, faggot?
that's homophobic and not nice at all
i don't know what even can be said about thor in 1000 pages.
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PPP reacts to Mald running a ferret rescue shelter, while also having a ferret fursona:
I wonder how far the Internet will go on calling him a ferret rapist. Because as we all know. He's totally yiffing those poor animals
Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?
I'm not nervous I expect the EU Todo a basic updated Rights or Consumer protection legislation.
Or Ireland Todo something maybe?

(Parliament could be supportive in the future. I've been contacted back by local MP that he acknowledge my request to SKG UK petition.)

But it has at least crossed the SKG message to around a million + more people.
The seeds of revenge will birth a new era of Managems

MALD will forever go down as a the Furfag That brought change to the world. -
- "First, second, Generation Blizzard employee,
Game Masturbator
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Here, in my country, there are kindergarten programs that go far beyond the concept of loops during the robotics lessons. Jason codes exactly in a way I would imagine as giving a senile, possibly demented, person a task to code, and the result would consist mostly out of "if this is true, then..." making it look like a paranoid conspiracy board with no systematization behind.
Throughout all of the code dives I have seen, not once there has been anything complicated enough that would require him something more advanced than infamously "unbreakable DRM" or masochistic dialogue integration. To be a devils advocate for a split second, I cannot recall seeing in his codebase fighting mechanics, and I am not sure I am up for this blight. I hoped that this Slop News Network guy would go over the similar code amount as that cyber-bullied furry.
Everything he "codes" is tied to conditioning. Dare I suggest, most prominent Scratch game creators have a better skill-set and competence than this figment of a game dev, so, should he switch to Scratch? oh, hell naw
Some time ago he was giddy showing up some "upcoming" projects he planned to do in, god forbid, 3D, iirc. But I am sure Jason is talented enough to make anything he touches or speak of insufferable no matter the language.
Additionally, Mald Figment never asks for an ounce of help, not from his "friends" or internet. Not even from AI (not that I am aware of). Now, whether this is utter confidence or complete lack thereof is not clear to me yet. However, his terracotta clay facade of a persona is cracking now. Perchance, soon we will see the answer.
Not sure I have read much on his genius ARG with in-line guide but I am sure there is a better way to integrate it rather use as an excuse for his loops and switch fetish.

As a side note: I would love seeing YandereDev doing a code review of Jason's code. That'd be a glorious spectacle
 
This one has to go on LSF lmao "I don't believe that's true" -> "oh yeah I actually know it's true and apologized for it already"
In the second clip at 1:15, he also bans a chatter for suggesting that he should stop reacting to trolls, saying that you need to defend yourself. Lolcow behavior, dude! And he keeps showing these messages on stream
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So who are the two employees that he fired, I wonder, because that number used to be 17. I know it's not the fake copyright lawyer, but a man can dream.
probably freelancer who did translations for heartbound since he doesnt need them anymore
 
He claims he has 15 employees for his streams now. Who do you think needs more employees? The Quartering with 12 or him with 15?
So the 2 pooners watching the rape dungeon, a video editor, and...? He doesn't work at a game company anymore, so where the fuck are these other 12 employees coming from?
 
So the 2 pooners watching the rape dungeon, a video editor, and...? He doesn't work at a game company anymore, so where the fuck are these other 12 employees coming from?
Paid twitch and discord moderators to keep an eye on his chats 24/7. Still doesn't need 12 for that.
 
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So the 2 pooners watching the rape dungeon, a video editor, and...? He doesn't work at a game company anymore, so where the fuck are these other 12 employees coming from?
Ferret resuscitator, gaslight operator, positive reviewer, the 7 dwarves who moderate his discord and two of his alternate personalities that take over whenever he blacks out and thinks he's working on Heartbound.
 
I'm pretty sure all of his supposed real life red team work was social engineering, but I feel like he always wanted to be deeply technical.

I'm gonna be honest I have no idea who 1o75 is, but he keeps bringing him up as a sort of appeal for authority. Even on his Mr. Robot comments it was going along the lines of "you see it was I(and not my team) who figured out and documented to the solution of 1o75's puzzle and Mr. Robot stole it from us and they didn't appreciate the genius of 1o75". As if this Lost guy gives him authority.

I'd honestly pay to see Figtree try to pass the OSCP in a 24 hour stream.
 
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