Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - Yes, that's the title of the film. Also why.

[Jason Wynn]

Pass. I've never been a huge Kevin Smith fan. Clerks and Dogma are the only two movies he's done I liked. I don't mind the Silent Bob character, but Jay always annoyed the fuck out of me. I knew way too many people exactly like him.

 

[XYZpdq]

Kevin Smith Announces Clerks 3

Well now it's official. After bringing back his iconic Jay and Silent Bob characters in Jay and [...]

comicbook.com

Jeff is back.

Are they greeters at Walmart yet? Y'know because they're old.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I actually really liked the message in Clerks II. It was about two middle aged guys who were just coasting at life because they felt ashamed about how running a convenience store actually made them happy. Ultimately, a simple life is all somebody needs to be happy sometimes, and fuck anyone who judges that.

It's a simple, yet effective message that I thought was pretty refreshing for a movie. Most movies for normies tend to be about "You can be anything you want if you just reach for the stars!" Clerks II was about being happy with what you have. I felt like Kevin Smith was actually trying to say something with this movie, and I think he did a good job at it.

For Clerks III ... Jesus. I don't know how they can continue the story. The second movie ended on a pretty perfect note, and I feel like making another one betrays the pretty strong ending that Clerks II had.

 

[Preferred Penne]

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Why in the fuckis Robert Downey Jr. hanging out with Lex Luger?

 

[UnKillFill]

In Clerks 3, Dante will be the Donkey in the Donkey show. Also Kevin Smith is kind of a hack.

Edit: also, Porch Monkey 4 life.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

I wish they would make more of Clerks: The Animated Series. That was probably the best thing Kevin Smith ever made.

 

[XYZpdq]

I haven't bothered to watch it yet but apparently they were on AEW (new wrestling promotion)'s first weekly cable show, not sure if it was in-character or not.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I got no clue how I spent 2 decades not realizing Silent Bob and Kevin Smith were the same person.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Has anyone seen this yet? I had no idea it was out until I started seeing it up on torrent sites. The reviews for it paint is as being mediocre.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I wish they would make more of Clerks: The Animated Series.

The second episode was one of the greatest episodes of Television ever made.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

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That was pretty great tbh.

 

[BrunoMattei]

The Clerks cartoon was pretty good.

 

[BrunoMattei]

BTW this came out. I just noticed a DVD rip. Maybe we could movie night this? @Deadwaste

 

[DeadwastePrime]

BTW this came out. I just noticed a DVD rip. Maybe we could movie night this? @Deadwaste

maybe not today. im gonna be rather late to movie night and wont have the time to download it. maybe next week instead?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Are they greeters at Walmart yet? Y'know because they're old.

I am guessing it is going to be "Clerks 1" but from the Owners point of view. The first movie is "This is what the idiot wage slave has to deal with." and this will hopefully be "Okay, you saw what the wage slaves go through? Now see what the shit shows Management has to deal with including Idiot Wage Slaves" with a side of "Dante has a kid.." and "They have bills because the Video Rental store does no business because..It is a fucking Video Rental store in the year 2020"

 

[Spatula]

Who asked for this?

 

[BrunoMattei]

maybe not today. im gonna be rather late to movie night and wont have the time to download it. maybe next week instead?

I'm still waiting, breh.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Clerks Animated 01 02 - video dailymotion

Clerks Animated 01 02

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That was pretty great tbh.

Doing a bottle flashback episode for the second episode was a fuckin' genius move on their part. Too bad that was the second and last episode they aired and even showed it out of order. (I believe the trial episode aired the week before or did the actually air the flashback episode first?)

 

[Miss Misery]

Is Jay wearing dentures?

Meth mouth.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Meth mouth.

Incorrect, it's from Heroin. Apparently it makes you crave sweets and junkies aren't exactly ones to brush their teeth. Least I remember Jason actually saying that one of the podcasts somewhere along the line.