Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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the autist of dojima said:
Who is hiring these useless cia niggers?
200 iq chess master of puppets my ass
Im sure even a exceptional teenager can do a better job than them
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What bothers me is that gay line "99% of them are good guys, it's only the 1% that are corrupt".
If 99% of them were good, you'd think they'd be at least one whistleblower that would call out the kinda rampant bullshit that goes on. Nope none. They all just go along with it or just flat out complicit.
The whole thing glows rotten to the core.
 
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Gromitandwallace said:
I know this may sound schizophrenic, but when I opened up the Youtube app I found that my result for a poll was already fulfilled in. I've had this happened before in the past I think, but this still sounds suspicious. The other times were just the 2nd or 3rd option i think, but this time it was the first one and for legitimate suicide. Bot error?View attachment 886287
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that's so fucking creepy
 
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Gromitandwallace said:
I know this may sound schizophrenic, but when I opened up the Youtube app I found that my result for a poll was already fulfilled in. I've had this happened before in the past I think, but this still sounds suspicious. The other times were just the 2nd or 3rd option i think, but this time it was the first one and for legitimate suicide. Bot error?View attachment 886287
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Any moisture on your screen or finger residue? I've had similar things happen with apps getting started on my phone that I didn't click anywhere near and that was the cause.

Not that I wouldn't doubt them trying to tilt polls like that.
 
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repentance said:
That should surprise no-one give that prison authorities were unable to say whether he'd been attacked or attempted suicide when he was found unconscious with marks on his necks a couple of weeks ago.
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Considering the security measures of that damn prison they would HAVE fucking proof of what he previously tried to use to off himself. If there wasn't any evidence, then logic dictates he was attacked.
 
Ok folks, time to close the thread, I’ve figured out how Epstein was able to escape the noose (hah!)

Ready?

Ok, as you remember, he was on suicide watch but was taken off. The final decision on that would be taken by the warden.

Here’s ABC News:

"As warden of five different correctional facilities, I was involved in the decision-making process on a daily basis with any inmate on suicide watch.

"But this is a hyper-exaggerated situation. It's Jeffrey Epstein. You simply have to be involved as the warden," Lindsay said.

The warden of the MCC facility, Shirley Skipper-Scott, has not commented on Epstein's death

Hmm.... Shirley Skipper-Scott? That’s an unusual name... I wonder if...

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Aha! There’s your explanation. It wasn’t the CIA that killed Epstein, it was regular niggo incompetence!

(Though dig deeper, and I’m sure you’ll find some Clinton-ties.)
 
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Everyone is quick to assume it was a hit or a genuine suicide, but this is probably a Mossad op with either a body double or acting. After all, every cremated body looks the same. People think shit like medical reports are hard to fabricate, but it just takes one or two people to determine a death as genuine or not. Let's not forget one of the people on the Clinton bodycount list was found decapitated and it was declared to be a death by "natural causes".

Epstein is probably going by a new name as we speak, likely in Israel, and has had some convincing facial reconstruction surgery.
 
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Hoss said:
Considering the security measures of that damn prison they would HAVE fucking proof of what he previously tried to use to off himself. If there wasn't any evidence, then logic dictates he was attacked.
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I've seen a large amount of conflicting information about the security measures which should have been in place. I haven't even seen any definitive information about whether security cameras in that particular facility capture what is happening inside the cells.
 
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Yes someone posted a screencap around page 45-48 (mobile, can't be arsed to find it) and I checked myself, and yes. That totally happened. View attachment 886154View attachment 886155
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Last night only California was highlighted there for 'trump body count'. (I don't know if I got this graphic from here or not, might be from further back this thread.)
 
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Cloacan said:
"Mr. Epstein’s suicide has also unleashed a torrent of unfounded conspiracy theories online, with people suggesting, without evidence, that Mr. Epstein was killed to keep him from incriminating others."

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Last night only California was highlighted there for 'trump body count'. (I don't know if I got this graphic from here or not, might be from further back this thread.)
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this one is indiscriminate. it clearly shows clinton is being btfo in terms of "the body count" debacle. across the country.

sauce: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now 1-d&geo=US&q=clinton body count,trump body count

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