Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Alternately, if he wanted the money, he should sell the shirt.

He did sell the shirt, he was deplatformed though from the vendor though.

 

[Kinderbelle]

"Prince" Andrew refuses to co-operate in Epstein case

Fucking degenerate, But then again, he is part of the Royal Firm.

 

[Fareal]

From our favourite celebrity conspiracy site, CDAN today:

"With the upcoming nuptials, there has been a lot of back and forth with friends on this side of the Atlantic. That leads to golden gossip. It can also lead to some shocking revelations. Several months back, this royal pedophile used an outlandish excuse as an alibi. The excuse seemingly was pulled out of nowhere and no one believed a word he said. It was interesting he chose that particular establishment because a friend of his offspring was going to be in the offspring's wedding until it was mentioned. The reason for pulling out? Well, at one point in time, he did take the kids there and also some of the kids friends. This would have been about the time he was allowing his way underage daughter to spend time with the billionaire pedophile. A female friend of the offspring was along for one of the dinners to the establishment mentioned and said the royal cornered her in the female restroom and groped her and penetrated her with his fingers while trying to kiss her and telling her that he knew what she needed. While this was going on, someone started banging on the door because they needed to use the restroom and she managed to get away. Several times after that night, whenever she would see him, he would always try and kiss her, but he never got close enough to do what he had that night.

When she heard the name of the restaurant, that was it for her. Apparently there was a huge argument about her going to the police all these years later and this is what has led to her departure from the wedding party."

I doubt you need this un-blinded, but the wedding is Beatrice's and the 'outlandish excuse' is god-tier meme "Pizza Express in Woking"

I doubt even Andrew is THAT stupid but the idea his hands wandered over Bea and Eugenie's friends is not implausible. He is both immensely stupid and immensely arrogant.

 

[FlappyBat]

Florida prosecutors release trove of Jeffrey Epstein files


NY Post article (Archive)

Florida prosecutors released their entire Jeffrey Epstein case file from when the serial pedophile was first investigated more than a decade ago and posted it online so the public can easily access it.

The trove of records is from the Palm Beach state attorney’s fumbled 2008 investigation into Epstein in which the mogul managed to walk away with a low-level charge of solicitation of a minor after he was accused of abusing dozens of minors.

The case file, posted online Thursday, includes three videos of a walk-through of Epstein’s Palm Beach estate, audio recordings of interviews with suspects and other internal documents related to the office’s investigation.

The case file also includes interviews with Epstein’s staff who witnessed some of his misdeeds, as well as the original police interviews detectives conducted with the financier’s alleged victims.

Almost all of them had an identical story. They were told they could make $200 if they went to a wealthy man’s house in Palm Beach and gave him a massage. Upon arriving, they realized it wasn’t just a massage they were expected to give after Epstein disrobed and masturbated in front of them.

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Info dump link (Archive)


AnonFile pdf links for files to big for the farms:

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• https://anonfile.com/LaU6JcV3ne/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_07_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/VaUdJdVand/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_10_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/nfV0J9Vdnd/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_11_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/LeecKcVdn2/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_12_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/9bf0K9Van1/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_14_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/P3W3J7V4nf/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_15_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/J7V0J0Van8/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_18_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/X3X1J3V0n2/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_19_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/11i4K7Vbnd/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_20_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/FeY0J7Vanf/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_22_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/d0a1KcV4n5/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_23_REDACTED_pdf
• https://anonfile.com/ZdY7JeV1n6/JEFFREY_EPSTEIN_PART_24_REDACTED_pdf

LiveLeak archives of the videos:

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Link to the last video to stay under 10 pieces of media.

All audio files are uploaded except "002TRC_HQ_31_03_2005 16_253103200".

 

[Mediocre]

Pretty ballsy, someone might be due for a little accident.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Pretty ballsy, someone might be due for a little accident.

F for the prosecutors.

 

[Sam Losco]

Trying to download all this as well. The second audio link 404's and their server is slow, though it's probably getting hammered.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I feel bad for all the poor fucks who had to process all the FOIA requests before they just outright released them.

 

[Sam Losco]

The last audio file before the first video 404's as well. I have the first video downloading, but it's over a GB and downloading at about 20-25KiB/s. Gonna take a while. I did watch the few seconds I already got and it's a screen capture of VLC playing a VOB file. lol boomer cops.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

The last audio file before the first video 404's as well. I have the first video downloading, but it's over a GB and downloading at about 20-25KiB/s. Gonna take a while. I did watch the few seconds I already got and it's a screen capture of VLC playing a VOB file. lol boomer cops.

Cops have some weird software for recording traffic stops and interrogations from what I saw doing jury duty. You might be seeing it being recorded?

 

[Sam Losco]

Cops have some weird software for recording traffic stops and interrogations from what I saw doing jury duty. You might be seeing it being recorded?

It's a video of a walk through of a house. VOB is the file format used on DVDs so it's likely one of those camcorders that recorded straight to DVD. They are too boomer to just convert it to another format for release, instead did a screen capture of them playing it.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Oh.. that's greasy..

 

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It's a video of a walk through of a house. VOB is the file format used on DVDs so it's likely one of those camcorders that recorded straight to DVD. They are too boomer to just convert it to another format for release, instead did a screen capture of them playing it.

I'm just enjoying the image of an out-of-shape middle-aged cop who's not allowed on the street after his tenth lucky escape from a DUI poking through StackOverflow trying to find the right arguments to use ffmpeg to convert container formats from VOB to MP4.

I say ffmpeg because it would be easier to figure that out than use VLC's 'convert' functionality to produce anything useful.

The screen recorder is what the man knows, dammit! He probably also prints out screenshots in black and white and scans them to email them to IT when the jail booking system isn't working properly.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Guys stop it, you might all end up commiting suicide by accident!

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Guys stop it, you might all end up commiting suicide by accident!

ill be fine

 

[Übertroon]

The screen recorder is what the man knows, dammit! He probably also prints out screenshots in black and white and scans them to email them to IT when the jail booking system isn't working properly.

Hits too close to home, I literally print out image files in black and white to scan them because the digital case file system only accepts PDF files, and I am fucking tired of converting hundreds of shitty jpgs you animals daily send us to PDF files

Just today some asshole sent us 300 screen caps from his phone about some squabble he had with his neighbor on facebook

 

[Antipathy]

Just be careful to download these to a disposable device, computer suicide is no laughing matter.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Not sure where to post this:

Michael James Coudrey on Twitter

“There were a total of 12 individuals who saw Anthony Weiner’s laptop computer, which contained incriminating information on Hillary Clinton and other powerful individuals in the United States. 9 of those 12 people, including the NYPD officers, are dead now.”

twitter.com

 

[Introvertigo]

Nobody has seem to post this yet so...https://www.twitter.com/M2Madness/status/1230168806271672320

 

[Thomas Talus]

Cops have some weird software for recording traffic stops and interrogations from what I saw doing jury duty. You might be seeing it being recorded?

Police video is usually uncompressed, for one thing, so in discovery you get DVDRs with maybe 45 minutes of video on them but 3 gig file sizes. In-car recordings are super-proprietary stuff in my area, where the recording plays feeds from a bunch of cameras simultaneously, and switches between in-car/exterior audio as the people change location.