JelloApocalypse / Brendan Blaber - Fart Fetishist Anime Youtuber

[Colon capital V]

5 Hours to what could be summed up in like 15 minutes at best
Also that might be his worst art yet, looks like he tried to draw himself as Rhea but it ended up just being skuffed
Ew

It's a trace of some AI artwork of Biden with two puzzle pieces of a smiling face. Yikes Brendon, using AI for something when you know full well that it's hurting your active trans, struggling artists? That's not very progressive of you...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Dude is "funny" until he covers a series you actually know anything about and you realise it's just surface level observations made by a tourist pissed off he never broke into the industry.

He's not even "funny" since all he does is do that with an obnoxious voice you'd do for a toddler

I'm curious if he's actually blacklisted from the industry permanently

Maybe, I think he would given how much of an opinionated asshole contrarian Jello is. Like there are dogshit translators out there, but I think given Jello's personality, he probably turns away anyone who'd even consider him.

Also @Breadbassket Would you need help with an OP to make this Prospering Grounds material?

 

[Breadbassket]

Also @Breadbassket Would you need help with an OP to make this Prospering Grounds material?

Probably, right now I don't really have all the resources (screenshots and clips) and the enough knowledge on JelloApocalypse's online presence to make a proper thread.

 

[Trollblade69]

He just did a Danganronpa livestream. He states right at the beginning he's coming at it prejudiced to hate it, saying he's doing so as a Patron-backed "punishment".
And yes, he already knows about Chihiro and I expect he'll get just as autistic about it as Egoraptor inexplicably did.

I doubt it'll be as autistic as this, though:

Now, you’re probably wondering why I insist on using female pronouns for Naegi. Well, think about it – what sort of young boy would seriously consider not just building multiple female Personae, but pursuing a path in life that is traditionally female-only like being an idol or a fashion girl?
Only the kind of boy who is not a boy at all, of course.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He just did a Danganronpa livestream. He states right at the beginning he's coming at it prejudiced to hate it, saying he's doing so as a Patron-backed "punishment".
And yes, he already knows about Chihiro and I expect he'll get just as autistic about it as Egoraptor inexplicably did.

Can't wait for a "This is Basically Danganronpa" video where he does his stupid voice again

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sorry to double post but holy shit the One Piece video really shows his fall off




Imagine having near 2 million subs, your most popular series on your page consistently gets millions of views or near millions, and you cover the most popular anime out there and can not even crack half a million in a month.

 

[Trollblade69]

Still need somebody to update Kemono. Turns out only the first five minutes of that five hour FE16 rant are available for free.

Also apparantly he got banned from Twitch for fraud. Anyone know the details of that?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Sorry to double post but holy shit the One Piece video really shows his fall off

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Imagine having near 2 million subs, your most popular series on your page consistently gets millions of views or near millions, and you cover the most popular anime out there and can not even crack half a million in a month.

He deserves it, Oda should give him a cameo as a buck-broken slave in Marie Geoise

 

[Caligura]

It's a trace of some AI artwork of Biden with two puzzle pieces of a smiling face. Yikes Brendon, using AI for something when you know full well that it's hurting your active trans, struggling artists? That's not very progressive of you...

Why is he making fun of Biden? Is he Pro-Trump? Is Brendan a crypto-fascist MAGA Trumpist nazi????

 

[Kari Kamiya]

He deserves it, Oda should give him a cameo as a buck-broken slave in Marie Geoise

Slaves are actual innocent civilians, though. Brendan should just be some schmuck from Mock Town since I doubt we'll ever feel sorry for them should anything cataclysmic happen to Jaya.

 

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

As a translator myself, his lack of care and profissinalism with the anime dub he got to "write" for annoyed the shit out of me.
Though it seems to be par for the course in the English speaking sphere, for some reason they have the only translators that can't just do their job.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He deserves it, Oda should give him a cameo as a buck-broken slave in Marie Geoise

He should be given nothing, Jello deserves to be forgotten and giving him attention would just be feeding that narcissist's ego.

He just did a Danganronpa livestream. He states right at the beginning he's coming at it prejudiced to hate it, saying he's doing so as a Patron-backed "punishment".
And yes, he already knows about Chihiro and I expect he'll get just as autistic about it as Egoraptor inexplicably did.

I doubt it'll be as autistic as this, though:

Sorry to reply again to this post but the comments on that video honestly show the type of fans that are loyal to Jello, and what do you know? It's other pretentious cunts who like to smell their own farts.

As a translator myself, his lack of care and profissinalism with the anime dub he got to "write" for annoyed the shit out of me.
Though it seems to be par for the course in the English speaking sphere, for some reason they have the only translators that can't just do their job.

Thankfully he got fired because he couldn't resist stroking his own ego, given how insufferable he is, I doubt he'd be getting any major work at all unless he does the mother load of public image reparations.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

He should be given nothing, Jello deserves to be forgotten and giving him attention would just be feeding that narcissist's ego.


Sorry to reply again to this post but the comments on that video honestly show the type of fans that are loyal to Jello, and what do you know? It's other pretentious cunts who like to smell their own farts.


Thankfully he got fired because he couldn't resist stroking his own ego, given how insufferable he is, I doubt he'd be getting any major work at all unless he does the mother load of public image reparations.

He would have to go on stream and point out the genuinely good parts of Fishman Island, Zou, Long Ring Long Land, and Punk Hazard to get One Piece fans to even think about not doxing him again.

 

[Trollblade69]

Zou

Zou's not seen as a bad arc by anyone. It's just there as a transitional sub-arc, like Reverie and Return to Sabaody.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Zou's not seen as a bad arc by anyone. It's just there as a transitional sub-arc, like Reverie and Return to Sabaody.

I honestly found it to be kind of boring, but nowhere near as bad as sections of the online fanbase make it out to be.

 

[Trollblade69]

Sorry to reply again to this post but the comments on that video honestly show the type of fans that are loyal to Jello, and what do you know? It's other pretentious cunts who like to smell their own farts.

Jello's been adopting a zero-tolerance policy towards criticism. Anyone who upsets him or points out his self-owns gets shadowbanned.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Jello's been adopting a zero-tolerance policy towards criticism. Anyone who upsets him or points out his self-owns gets shadowbanned.

Poor little faggot is scared of someone coming to his house and making him into the new Boogie, boo hoo hoo.

 

[Trollblade69]

Jackass is currently streaming Danganronpa 1 in case anyone cares:

 

[Trollblade69]

Listened to two hours of his 5+ hour FE16 rant. This is what I've noted so far:

Spoiler

• States the belief that FE hasn't had a good game since 13, not counting 15. No disagreements there LOL
• Grabs a soundfile of Hisame's S-support scene dialogue to make fun of how basic he is. Also funny, but I can also hear the localization complaints about "They bastardized Hisame from the youngest old man into LOL PICKLES" ringing in my head...
• Says that FE10 being the best Fire Emblem (and also the one he first played) is "not an opinion, it's objective fact". Total lack of empathy.
• Judges whether an FE is good or not based on whether it's story-focused. I'm extremely autistic about FE stories, but even I can realize that these are still videogames first and that the support conversation aspect of the writing - one of the best parts of the franchise - frequently takes place walled off from the story. But then this is the guy who says 10 is his favorite despite how one of the biggest criticisms of that game is the absence of support conversations, so I've got no idea how he views them.
• Thinks 9, 10 and 15 are the only good FEs. I'm skeptical that he's played any of FEs 3 to 8 or 11.
• Thinks the different versions of FE14 were functionally distinguishable.
• Nicknames FE16's routes "Red, Blue, Yellow and Bible".
• "This isn't Persona, this is (Trails of) Coldsteel 2". Okay, that's a good one.
• "Some of the games have some spice going on, this one doesn't have any."
• "'King of Liberation' is way too evil of an epithet, they should've called the guy the 'King of Rebellion' instead."
• Fails to understand the significance of Holy Blood Divine Crests in classism and benefits because "some of then only give you 5 piddly extra damage". Seriously, this asshole needs to play FE4.
• "Am I stupid? I'm not stupid. It's the game."
• Criticizes the three main nations for "having no culture". I have no idea what the hell kind of high horse he's trying to get on with that.
• Criticizes Crest lore for stuff you could easily level at FE10's handling of Branded or any fantasy story with magically superior people.
• Points out the conflict of interest in elites sending their children to the same Church-run military school...and thinks it's a plot hole.
• "I hope I'm not talking out of my ass, I'm pretty sure that's true." Maybe if you bothered to look shit up before you spouted half-remembered details you wouldn't have that issue?
• Hates Flayn.
• Points out how dumb Chapter 6's scenario is mechanically.
• Thinks swords are better than axes. In FE16.
• "The best class in the game is War Master." Because what is Wyvern Lord?
• Says it's the game's fault for him abusing the Turnwheel/Divine Pulse mechanic.
• Slut shames the female My Unit for dressing sexy.
• Complains that the My Unit is underpowered, because it costs free time to tutor them.
• Calls the Dynasty Warriors games ugly
• Gets extremely petty about graphical and technical quality for no reason whatsoever, and says FE9 and FE13 look better than FE16.
• Completely fails to understand the massive fucking difference in project size between his silly tabletop RPs and a multi-million dollar videogame with hundreds of workers contracted, saying some really ignorant stuff like "I know how to be a director" and "you should have just cut all this unfinished work from the game".
• Brags about deciding to cut lip-sync from Epithet Erased.
• Doesn't realize that loading screen tips are copy-pasted from the tutorial section.
• "I swear I'm good at Fire Emblem game, I know what I'm doing", he says while bitching about sucking at micromanagement.
• Gets really self-righteous about Ingrid's voice acting.
• "As someone who's writing his own Fire Emblem-type game..."
• Whining about map reuse
• Hates Marianne, says her persecution doesn't exist because they never show it onscreen.
• Never noticed Lysithea stating her subjection to blood experiments reduced her life span, thinks the only side effect was white hair...until he does remember it, and then bitches about her not ever acting ill. Then states that every ending she gets cures her. Fucking lazy, inattentive asshole.
• "Rhea is the worst character in the game." "Claude's route is the worst in the game." He keeps throwing these "worst" labels around without realizing how much it both devalues his statements and makes him come off like a joyless cunt.
• Can't help but give stupid voices when he's pantomiming characters.
• Random-ass nonsense jab at Ace Attorney where he says characters change their motivations at random.
• Thinks mystery shouldn't be a hook for the audience.
• "You always have time to write four pages of lore and put it in your game." No they don't, dumbass. You've seen how unfinished this game is, it's entirely possible that the developers couldn't come to a consensus on what to add and how.
• "They only named it the Church of Seiros because they wanted to makes Sothis's connection to it a twist."
• Calls the manaketes "The Green Hair Club"
• Bitches that dragonkin body parts have magic properties. He really needs to play FE3.
• Bitches about minutely contrived level scenarios
• Complains about a location being called "Red Canyon" because dragon blood is green, then says "Wow, I finally found a flaw with this game!"
• "None of [the Ten Elites] were ever on Rhea's side."
• "This game was written backwards"? Dude, almost EVERYTHING is written backwards. Setpieces and ideas are typically the first thing to be concieved of when you tell a story.
• Has a fake conversation with himself where he poses himself as smart and the game as a rube.
• Out-of-nowhere insult towards Trails of Zero where he says the Crossbell Defense Force makes everyone in it useless.
• "Rhea is objectively the main antagonist of the game." "Rhea sucks and is evil."
• Complains that Rhea couldn't hunt down and kill all the Agarthans, that Rhea didn't crown herself god-queen of Fodlan, and that nobody thinks Rhea is Seiros.
• "I read all the supports, I gave this game every fucking chance to give me answers, and it didn't. It never did."
• Says this is the easiest Fire Emblem, and then says the game's really hard. He was probably crutching hard on Catherine.
• "The Church is so evil, but they write them like they're heroes!"
• Says they drop the "Holy Weapons can turn Crestless people into Demonic Beasts" plot thread at Chapter 5 and never bring it up again.
• Thinks the Western Church are Agarthans
• Says Jeritza obviously being the Death Knight is bad writing.
• Goes way too overboard complaining about one-dimensional villainy

 

[Doctor of Autism]

@Trollblade69 God reading all this really shows how Jello is a fedora tipping atheist because while the Church in Three Houses were pretty shady, the characters actually acknowledge their shortcomings and Rhea actively supports whoever would change the system in every non-Edelgard route.

Hell to say she's the main villain when little miss warmonger who started the conflict in every route based on information from the lizard people really shows how dumb he is.

Especially on the culture bit since the Empire has a very upper class vibe to it, the Kingdom values honor and chivalry while being more religious, and the Alliance are more free spirited and libertarian.

Jello's streams just really prove how his "This is Basically" series are just his opinions wrapped in goofy voices