Careercow Jeremy Charles Dewitte - Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i found quite an update
this happened on the 1st of November 2024, so about 2 months ago
Jeremy has been sentenced to 7 years in prison after he neglected to register a vehicle with law enforcement which is necessary as a sexual offender
the judge could have given him the max which is 5 years, but thought 7 years was more appropriate considering his long habitual criminal history

Jeremy Dewitte, the Osceola County man who has made headlines for years in Osceola and Orange counties for impersonating law enforcement, has been sentenced to prison on other charges of failure to register new motor vehicle registration information as a past sexual offender, State Attorney Andrew Bain's office announced late Friday.

The maximum penalty for this conviction is five years in prison. However, the judge sentenced Dewitte to nearly seven years in prison because of his previous convictions, the Ninth Judicial Circuit said. Osceola County Jail records show he is currently in jail after his conviction by an Osceola County jury.

https://archive.md/df52f

from the state attorney

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – An Osceola County jury found Jeremy Dewitte, 44, guilty of Sex Offender Failure to Register (Motor Vehicle Information), which is a sexual offender violation after he neglected to register a vehicle with law enforcement.

Dewitte has been convicted of 12 crimes of dishonesty including multiple convictions of impersonating a police officer. He is also a convicted sexual offender and is required by law to register any new vehicle he acquires or any changes in vehicles he owns or has access to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) by reporting in-person to the local sheriff’s office within 48 hours of the change in vehicle.

https://archive.md/AN6qd

wiki entry that lead me to this news

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Dewitte#cite_note-19

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

I revisited this thread just yesterday and lo and behold an update has manifested

Honestly it's a bit disappointing he was nailed for such a boring charge but it is pretty satisfying seeing Jeremy's criminal past actually yielding some proper consequences for once. Motor One bros, it's over

 

[East_Clintwood]

Jeremy has been sentenced to 7 years in prison after he neglected to register a vehicle with law enforcement which is necessary as a sexual offender
the judge could have given him the max which is 5 years, but thought 7 years was more appropriate considering his long habitual criminal history

Kinda pleasantly surprised at this given the amount of times they let him skate on his bullshit.

 

[Johnathan E.]

Excellent, just hope the guy getting his jail calls doesnt lose interest too soon.
He still has a lot of charges pending in orange county also. Plea hearing on January 6

 

[p1138]

Oh good, he finally got an appropriate sentence, and the judge even realized he's a perpetual shitbag and raised the sentence just for that. Nice.

 

[Racist Parrot]

That dude was such a fag. Hopefully he gets stabbed in prison.

 

[Nebulon X5]

the judge could have given him the max which is 5 years, but thought 7 years was more appropriate considering his long habitual criminal history

We need more judges like this

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Jeremy has been sentenced to 7 years in prison after he neglected to register a vehicle with law enforcement which is necessary as a sexual offender

Welp, that's the end of him for a while. I guess the state finally got fed up with his bullshit. Be on the lookout for Mutt's Law posters.

 

[Borax Bozo]

How exactly does one get a sentence over the legislated maximum limit, anyways? Doesn't seem like much of a limit

 

[Troonos]

How exactly does one get a sentence over the legislated maximum limit, anyways? Doesn't seem like much of a limit

It's not a limit. It's a guideline.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

How come Dewitte gets a Wikipedia page and Chris-Chan is not allowed to? Sorry for off topic.

 

[Markass the Worst]

What are the chances he gets paroled?

How come Dewitte gets a Wikipedia page and Chris-Chan is not allowed to? Sorry for off topic.

Wikipedia's official "answer": He's not notable.
The real answer: They hate Kiwi Farms and admitting that we were right about Chris induces cognitive dissonance.

 

[ZipDisk]

They tied sex offender registration to vehicle registration? That is incredibly weird. I know they always fuck you with Jury Duty after a vehicle registration.

 

[Summer Never Ends]

I wonder if he's still screaming for the sergeant.

 

[Twrx]

I wonder if he's still screaming for the sergeant.

That was actually my first thought on opening up the thread again and seeing the 7 years. He better get really loud.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Jeremy's lawyer has requested a transcript of the sentencing for his appeal. Hopefully it gets automatically added to the public record, if not I'll see about requesting one.

What are the chances he gets paroled?

Technically 0% since Florida doesn't have parole* it does have gain time which is basically credit for good behavior, but that still requires him to serve 85% of the sentence

*Anyone sentenced before they abolished it in the 80s, and for certain other crimes up to the mid nineties is theoretically eligible.

 

[Mikoyan]

credit for good behavior

If he can keep from making his own 'funeral escort business' in the clink with little blinky lights on cardboard boxes they ride in.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He's a sex offender? I only knew about this nigger from Dr Phil and some memes. I thought he was a little based driving around acting like a cop and calling people faggot.

 

[East_Clintwood]

If he can keep from making his own 'funeral escort business' in the clink with little blinky lights on cardboard boxes they ride in.

I think a much more realistic fuck up (assuming Florida cares enough to do something about it) is lying to get access to veteran programs in jail, since he's done that before.

Also in an effort to try and avoid shit slipping through the cracks like before, some stuff to keep an eye on:
6/1/2025 - Plea hearing for his case in Orange County. This is a fairly major one. Aside from another failure to register a vehicle while being a nonce it involves a bunch a bunch of insurance fraud stuff (it also mentions potential pending charges in yet another county for the same thing) up to and including allegedly deliberately causing an accident. I've attached the original affidavit and highly suggest reading it because it's fucking hilarious.

8/1/2025 - Pre-trial for more failure to register vehicles while being a nonce. This one is a little weird because there's two separate, but overlapping case numbers for this, although both are scheduled for the same day/time
22/1/2025 - Currently scheduled trial for the two cases, assuming the pre-trial doesn;t throw up any delays.
These cases are basically more of the same charge he just got the book for, in front of the same judge no less.

He's also currently awaiting sentencing in federal court after pleading guilty to 2 counts of making false statements to the IRS. There's nothing scheduled here, although a couple of months Judge Sneed (yes really) denied his motion to expedite sentenching due to the volume of cases they're delaing with, so it might be a while.

 

[NerdShamer]

How come Dewitte gets a Wikipedia page and Chris-Chan is not allowed to? Sorry for off topic.

Because mentioning nearly anything surrounding Chris would invite weens to just shit up the place. But he hasn't really been relevant in around an decade or so.