💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer


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DID HCB SCAM THE MEMBERS DISCORD OUT OF THEIR RIGHTFUL GINGERBREAD HOUSE COMPETITION?!
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Jer had a few call ins for a couple months. It was usually only 1-2 people because that's how many people were watching live, but it did happen. Most of the people were as you expect, sounding and asking questions that would interest Luke, but it was usually when he wasn't on, so it was pretty retarded. Half the time Jer was having to 1-2 people to stop calling to give other people a chance, but there was no one else. It's kinda boring talk but there is some kino if anyone wants to search. My pain meds make it hard to filter through all this shit

The gingerbread comp did happen as well. There's a few pics on here of the entries. Kinda embarrassing though 30yr old manchilds cooking this shit.
 
A tattoo or two is fine if not tacky. Covering yourself like a high school notebook is overdoing it. Anisa used to be semi-attractive. Now, barf. (Imho. Your mileage may vary. Don't consume tattoos on an empty stomach.)
 
Yeah, I've seen some jank shit before, including with your boys at RLM with the (?)Lady Cobra video coming down like instantaneously, so figured that this was just more of that sort of thing.
I think part of why that one got taken down is that the nutter wrote her own (awful) music for it. The way the DMCA covers "fair use" of music is much more strict than their usual splicing, and she's the exclusive rightsholder (rather than having licensed it). You can get away with interspersed cuts from big films with commentary over them, but god help you if you use eight seconds of a copyrighted song in your video. Youtube's automated system will immediately flag it and slap you with demonetization (though this is separate from someone lodging a DMCA complaint)

They also probably didn't want to deal with the headache of dealing with her. Considering the episode has been on Odysee since basically the moment it got pulled, she was obviously trying to ride on their coattails, too. I also don't remember if youtube pulled that one or if they pulled it themselves.

By contrast with Jer, there hasn't been a clear reason given (at least to non-involved parties) as to the actual grounds for the channel's termination, or what it was in contrivance of. The ban evasion avenue is just the one that seems like it would make the most sense, since it's kindof a zero-tolerance offense.
 
You’re also retarded and likely autistic to a wild degree

I think he likely has an NPD more than anything else.

I've been giving it some genuine thought and being that Jer has had no legitimate qualms with having his wife in his content, at the start of this, had he just done a video together with her saying:

"My husband and I are faithful to one another and no one else. I know he says a lot of stupid shit and I know hes probably gone too far in the past but I knew he was a social retard when I married him, faults and all. I love him even when he does stupid shit and I'm not his mommy nor would I ever want to be. Now buy some Coffee Brand Coffee."

And Jer hadnt flagged, he could probably escaped any permanent consequences.

One thing I'm not sure: how much does Heather know about the way Jeremy speaks of her publicly? It's one thing that the marriage is dead and they've agreed to open the relationship, but that does mean she's okay with him speaking in public about the way her vagina smells or about how he wants to put a belly in every woman he meets ? I think that one of the reasons that he wants all talk about him being shut down is because he's been able to keep these embarrassing comments away from her (I'm assuming she's not a fan and doesn't watch his content at all), and he fears that if the current situation keeps going, one day she's going to find out about them (through a girlfriend or just watching shit on YouTube), and afterwards she'll divorce his ass, taking away what little real wealth he has left.

TL;DR ,there's clearly some shady shit going on with Player One Coffee and Coffee Brand Coffee. Player One Coffee's website is down. Their Facebook followers aren't able to get in contact with the company and assume it's gone out of business. Coffee Brand Coffee has drastically gone down in quality in recent weeks. Either the beans are being sourced from somewhere else, or they've gone stale sitting around with no buyers.

What caused this breakdown? Are they being investigated for consumer fraud? Do these local Utah businesses even know that Kyle Austin and Jeremy Hambly used their warehouse addresses on government documents? Did they find out? Was there ever any coffee roasting, packaging, or even shipping going on in Farmington or West Valley? Did the fine upstanding folks at Millcreek Coffee Roasters cut Jeremy off for being a massive piece of shit?

If you've made it this far, thank you for reading this effortpost. I believe Coffee Brand Coffee's days are numbered. Jer's coffee "empire" is crumbling, and he will be liquidating his inventory very soon.

Excellent work, thank you! At this point, unless we can crowdfund a P.I to get inside into both of those "buisness adressess" for him to end up finding a coffee packaging operation, I'm convinced that Coffee Brand Coffee is entirely dropshipped and the packaging is handled in Arizona by some unknown third party.
 
Why are tattoos always so fucking ugly? I've never seen a good looking one, nor one that improves the appearance of its wearer.
The more boring someone is on the inside, the more they try to make their outside look interesting. Tattoos, dyed hair, bizarre haircuts, piercings, weird or slutty outfits, etc.
 
So if you were a fan of jeremy (god forbid) and gave him money for years he instantly took away the discord reward the moment its no longer profitable.
 
I was in the area and decided to make the most of it. During my travels, I came to three conclusions.
is the chain of events something like this?;
he started coffee brand coffee with millcreek, who have a high quality, gay product.
they split ways, either cos they don't like Jer, don't like Jer's politics, or cos he was losing money. that was around the time he was panicking about his coffee being under attack from the woke left.
he's gone to a cheap alternative, in part to shit out his gross artificially flavored coffees.

i can't imagine the high quality source has anything to do with coffee that has gingerbread, strawberries & cream, hot butter rum, vanilla sugar cookie, or butterscotch toffee artificial flavors.
 
Thank you! All of these are in the pipeline now.
rcflightschool, MevsMeBlog, RCSpotLight, and PokemonHeadQuarters are now Jeralyzed!
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I won’t lie, the collapse of the Quarterpooing this month is incredible. It’s like witnessing a supernova event when its gases explode across the galaxy. Only in Jer’s case, it’s more so a diarrhea and financial implosion.
 
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I won’t lie, the collapse of the Quarterpooing this month is incredible. It’s like witnessing a supernova event when its gases explode across the galaxy. Only in Jet’s case, it’s more so a diarrhea and financial implosion.
He's speedrunning the downfall. Wait... speedrunning... thinks Blair White is hot... Quartertroon arc incoming?
 
For some reason I can't reply but excellent effort post Mike Stocklasas Spock Ears , so from what I gather it is definitive that CBC no longer uses Mill Creek Coffee or any of their previous warehouses or distributors in Utah, and it's possible they have a warehouse in Arizona. Regardless of if they do or don't, their coffee is now dropshipped YouTube garbage, to quote ham beast himself. It is indisputable. And they are almost certainly fraudulently filing paperwork and breaking consumer protection and advertising laws. I demand a lolsuit.
 
I was in the area and decided to make the most of it. During my travels, I came to three conclusions.

#1: Player One Coffee and Coffee Brand Coffee source (or used to source) their coffee from Millcreek Coffee Roasters of Salt Lake City. (We know this already.)
Absolutely beautiful. Splendid job. Note worthy.


I hope it is not too annoying if I post this here, if it is a problem just tell me.
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>dat first pic
Absolutely not beautiful. Imagine waking up to that at 3am being horny. Run for your life worthy.


I sense hambly has a weak end today.
 
I hope KC goes after Synthetic Man once they're done with Jer, dude's also a massive flaggot, an internet tough guy, and a porn addict like Jer
 
Jer better pull himself away from the bottle, because Mother's Day is only a couple weeks away, and he needs to get the Coffee Brand Coffee (no longer TM) gift boxes ready! Remember the Mother's Day Gift boxes with the Blueberry cobbler coffee and the honey sticks? Hambone even said that's how CBC makes most of their money for the year!
The freeze dried strawberries will save the business!
 
Listen guys, when Jeremy said that Coffee Brand Coffee was a family recipe, that was true. It just wasn't his family's recipe.
 
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