‘Jeremy’s Chocolate’ Sells More Than 100,000 Chocolate Bars In First 12 Hours - It's a new product line called 'her/she'

The Daily WireIn just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.


“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”


The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.


“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”


The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.


“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

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One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”

But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”

Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.


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In just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.
After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.

“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”

The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.

“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”

The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.

“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”
But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”
Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I get what you're saying, but you seem to be missing the point. Yeah, it's rebranded mystery chocolate, but I don't think anyone expected more than that, their site literally shills the candy using the link ihatehersheys.com which seems to redirect to their regular site. It's not exactly subtle what is motivating people here, it's not the chocolate. Normal people are fed up and feel powerless, and don't want to keep supporting this shit.

So they spend their money on shit sold by a grifter.

Top tier protest, there.

This is the same damned behavior as the "Buy these itch.io shit flash games that are kinda-sorta harry potter themed instead of Hogwarts Legacy" protest a couple weeks ago. That was fucking retarded, this is fucking retarded. Except worse, because at least those shitty flash games you know probably weren't made by Chinese slaves or something, and you don't know where the fuck these griftobars come from.

Wanna protest Hersheys? Don't buy it. Go buy good chocolate. Write a letter and let Hershey know why they aren't getting your money, and a competitor is.

And you know, even if somehow people did expect more then so what? A fool and his money are soon parted. They are still funding this good anti-woke messaging, that it also happens to fill Ben's shekel bag is no skin off my back.

Whether people are trying to send a message to woke companies or are just eating overpriced generic chocolate because they're ignorant means very little to me, because the better this sells the more other companies have to take notice, especially if they're losing customers. Only we can make go woke, go broke real, it's largely a myth and cope at the moment.

If anyone buys these griftbars in lieu of buying Hershey bar, there's no hope for us as a society. Because it means they were too stupid to know that there were alternatives to Hershey before this.

 

[Psyduck]

Threads still getting hits recently so might as well ask

Whats a good brand for chocolate? Hershey tastes like oil and i aint buying this shit, so is there any good milky cream chocolate bars out there you kiwis recommend?

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Threads still getting hits recently so might as well ask

Whats a good brand for chocolate? Hershey tastes like oil and i aint buying this shit, so is there any good milky cream chocolate bars out there you kiwis recommend?

Well, I'm sure anything anyone suggests is going to be decried as globohomo goyslop, because... well, whatever.

That said:

I would say your best bet for an easily-sourced milk chocolate bar that any American major grocery store should have is a Lindt bar. It's good and won't break the bank.

Other options I would suggest...

Tony’s Chocolonely, if you can find them - Whole Foods has them, probably other similarly hipster places. The packaging might make you wretch a little, it looks like a reject from the 70s, but the actual chocolate is good, and the bars are about twice as big as most others.

Aldi's house-brand chocolate (Moser-Roth) is pretty good, too, and very affordable.

Oh, I forgot... Ritter Sport bars. I love Ritter Sport bars.

 

[JackoVerde]

$7 per 1.5oz chocolate bar? That's what, over five times the price of Hershey's, plus shipping? Hershey's marketing campaign is stupid, but fuck paying that much to pre-order chocolate bars.

well that depends on a few things.
hersheys choclate bars are barely chocolate.
something like 10 to 15% chocolate, the rest is milk and sugar and other stuff.
i think in some countries the minimum for something to be called chocolate is like 40% or something.
this could be an actual choclate bar worth that much.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

well that depends on a few things.
hersheys choclate bars are barely chocolate.
something like 10 to 15% chocolate, the rest is milk and sugar and other stuff.
i think in some countries the minimum for something to be called chocolate is like 40% or something.
this could be an actual choclate bar worth that much.

If there was anything to be proud of in them, they would advertise it. "Responsibly sourced cocoa!" or "Made in America!" or "Genuine Swiss Chocolate!" or something. They don't even say what percentage of cocoa they are.

This means either they don't know themselves, or they don't want you to know.

They're selling the label. That's it. The chocolate is basically a free bonus.

 

[A-Stump]

Threads still getting hits recently so might as well ask

Whats a good brand for chocolate? Hershey tastes like oil and i aint buying this shit, so is there any good milky cream chocolate bars out there you kiwis recommend?

I think the best brand of chocolate is Ritter Sport. It's an excellent product and is affordable to the average consumer.