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The crazy part to me is she very easily could have changed her name when she married Mikaila. And what a show of affection that is, in my mind at least, taking someone's name as your own, cementing that you're connected. But instead Mikaila took Orchard??? Like, what kind of fucking logic is that? "Hey I know I could take your name, but what if you took the name of my 'abusive' ex because I don't want to go through the effort of rebranding?"I'm glad anons immediately called Lily out on that bullshit. While I think Courtney taking Orchard as a name is... certainly a choice... Lily has no leg to stand on judging her for it.
"My sister took my last name in order to creep on me!"
"Didn't you take Lizzy's last name?"
"SHE DOESN'T OWN THE NAME IT'S REVERSE COLONIALISM I'D HAVE TO PAY MONEY TO CHANGE IT IT'S DIFFERNT WHEN I DO IT"
And just in case anybody forgets, Lily changed her name during her engagement to Lizzy. For some reason she couldn't wait another month or so when they were going to formalize their marriage (which, fortunately, fell through).
All signs point to her changing her name in an attempt to 'trap' Lizzy by making her feel obligated to go through with the marriage because Lily had already spent money on the name change (which would have been free with the marriage license) and 'proven' her devotion by changing her name.
I also find it routinely amusing when she shrieks about how much money detaching herself from Lizzy would cost. Why did she use Lizzy's version of her puppet for so long? Because it would cost $300 to get a new one made. Why doesn't she change her name? $600. But had zero issues filming herself pitching the engagement ring into a river.
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Break: For Shifty, the clouds have lifted and you can breathe a little easier. She's not dating Lolo.
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In all honesty, I think it would’ve been beneficial for her to change her name considering how tainted “Lily Orchard” is.
But, let’s be honest. Lily Orchard is a way better name than Lily Turkleson.
Lily Orchard is like an orchard of the flower lilies.
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The well is poisoned. KP is scum who only wants clout. Mikay is crying.
(site is not letting me quote Tuna atm) I was looking back over some stuff from 2 years ago and I ran across this meme Lily posted about apologizing
https://archive.vn/FBWiW
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That post about conditioning Mikay into not apologizing as much drew a lot of ire from the gossip blogs, cause it's basically Lily admitting she views Mikail with very little agency. Instead of talking to her about how it makes her feels she decides to exercise it out of Mikail's head instead.
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I know everyone's got their own 'love story' and not every relationship is the same but...honestly, this is one of the least committed relationships I've ever seen.It's the holiday season and they can't even say 'Oh, wife? We doing the holidays at your parents or mine this year?' This marriage is as deep as a high school fling.
Ah, but Lily subscribes to the 'Everything Lesbian is pure, loving and non-sexual no matter how degenerate; not like those pig-headed straight cis men!' school of thought. Checkmate Strathiests!Someone frame this reminder and send it to her so she can put it on her wall. Yes Lily characters shouldn't be written with your boner as a priority. That's why there's never any incestuous lesbian rom-com cartoons.
"I am literally incapable of talking about anything but my girlfriend, even at a family gathering. This is healthy."
For comparison, here's some shitty Baldur's Gate art she made for Lily recently:You know, that is the nicest piece of art I've seen of Mikaila's in quite some time.
It's really tell-tale, the difference of quality in her art when it's for herself versus when it's something she has to shit out for Peet.
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Gina, I agree most likely did fuck up Mikay's mental image of herself and relationships. This is why Mikay was so easy to snare.
Mikay claims that Gina tried to trap her with a baby. Gina claims the opposite but it speaks volumes that Gina is still thinking about Mikay even years on.
I won't go into their relationship it's there for everyone to see, Lily treats Mikay as a thing. A slave at worse, an employee at best. Going so far as to tell her how she's feeling. "You're crying!.... A-Am I?" Bad things happen when you start treating people as things but I don't know if Lily knows how not to do that. She's been doing it all her life.
This is why I don't blame Mikay for standing with Lily. She has no choice, this is her life now, waiting on this abuser's hand and foot. When she calls her up from Rochester if she calls.
It's the holiday season and they can't even say 'Oh, wife? We doing the holidays at your parents or mine this year?' This marriage is as deep as a high school fling.
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Someone frame this reminder and send it to her so she can put it on her wall. Yes Lily characters shouldn't be written with your boner as a priority. That's why there's never any incestuous lesbian rom-com cartoons.