Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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It appears that ILoveKP has cut ties with Lily on both a personal and professional level.
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I'm glad anons immediately called Lily out on that bullshit. While I think Courtney taking Orchard as a name is... certainly a choice... Lily has no leg to stand on judging her for it.

"My sister took my last name in order to creep on me!"
"Didn't you take Lizzy's last name?"
"SHE DOESN'T OWN THE NAME IT'S REVERSE COLONIALISM I'D HAVE TO PAY MONEY TO CHANGE IT IT'S DIFFERNT WHEN I DO IT"

And just in case anybody forgets, Lily changed her name during her engagement to Lizzy. For some reason she couldn't wait another month or so when they were going to formalize their marriage (which, fortunately, fell through).

All signs point to her changing her name in an attempt to 'trap' Lizzy by making her feel obligated to go through with the marriage because Lily had already spent money on the name change (which would have been free with the marriage license) and 'proven' her devotion by changing her name.

I also find it routinely amusing when she shrieks about how much money detaching herself from Lizzy would cost. Why did she use Lizzy's version of her puppet for so long? Because it would cost $300 to get a new one made. Why doesn't she change her name? $600. But had zero issues filming herself pitching the engagement ring into a river.
The crazy part to me is she very easily could have changed her name when she married Mikaila. And what a show of affection that is, in my mind at least, taking someone's name as your own, cementing that you're connected. But instead Mikaila took Orchard??? Like, what kind of fucking logic is that? "Hey I know I could take your name, but what if you took the name of my 'abusive' ex because I don't want to go through the effort of rebranding?"

And yeah, usually people that have been abused distance themselves from anything even remotely related to their abuser. Being reminded of the abuse can lead to traumatic emotional response. But how did Lily react? She kept the name simply to spite Lizzy, kept Lizzy's art on the walls of her apartment for years, continued to use the puppet for years, would randomly bring Lizzy up unprompted despite the fact that Lizzy didn't mention her at all for years (including integrating Lizzy into her fucking pokemon webcomic), and when given the opportunity to change her name she instead chose to make her wife take Lizzy's name.
 
In all honesty, I think it would’ve been beneficial for her to change her name considering how tainted “Lily Orchard” is.

But, let’s be honest. Lily Orchard is a way better name than Lily Turkleson.

Lily Orchard is like an orchard of the flower lilies.
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It’s a pretty name admittedly.
 

do you guys think lily would be happy if she knew courtney is really unpopular?

on one hand, finding out a person that shittalks you is unpopular is good for the obvious reasons. on the other hand, she wouldnt be able to pretend we're hypocrites and as bad as courtney
 
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Nice onion reference.

They're really surprised that someone who's publicly associated with them is put off with the constant talk about abuse child rape and incest. This is peak lolcow content, these topics have become so routine on her tumblr that she is legitimately doesn't understand why someone wouldn't want to be around her anymore.

We've been through this stupid break up saga so many times that I just decided to make a bingo card. I'll even throw in a template if someone else wants to add to it. Have these handy for when Sketchy or Lolo decide to cut and run.
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ETA: in my ignorance I forgot to add mass post deletion to the squares, I guess it could go with inconsistent details
 

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Bingo.

Courtney is no better, wondering aloud how long her sister would last in a country like Iran before she was federally hung from a rope.
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Since Courtney is just spitting venom, using Iran and its oppressive government as a short hand for go kys Lily, it most like she's never been that in part of the world or has any idea of it outside of desert storm era propaganda.

I'll explain what would happen:
I think it would be good for Lily to get out and travel more.

In Iran Lily would be most like be denied entry on the spot for having breasts and a penis. If she wanted to stay as a long term resident she'd be mandated to have sex reassignment surgery done in Thailand and then reintroduced into the community as a woman. Refusing that and acting upon her sexual desires she would be deported back to Canada.

Lets say in a fantasy world our girl was a Persian then the government could have her imprisoned and hung if found guilty in a court of law.
She would go through the above mentioned and only be permitted to marry men. Without any parental support in the country Lily would have very very few options and would end up falling through the cracks, most likely becoming one of the many prostitutes there, living off the patronage and whims of the sexually perverse.

She would need a man to speak for her. Courtney a bio woman would just have to do. and would become her E-pimp. Throwing her into the arms of rich men from Oman .the gulf, or the Kingdom of Saud who go online for a fat Westerner ala Foodie Beauty but all they got instead was a fat Youtuber with a cluster b personality disorders who yells at them about cartoons and spends all their money on porn.

It might go a little bit something like this:

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(site is not letting me quote Tuna atm) I was looking back over some stuff from 2 years ago and I ran across this meme Lily posted about apologizing
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That post about conditioning Mikay into not apologizing as much drew a lot of ire from the gossip blogs, cause it's basically Lily admitting she views Mikail with very little agency. Instead of talking to her about how it makes her feels she decides to exercise it out of Mikail's head instead.
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https://archive.ph/DO9nD The well is poisoned. KP is scum who only wants clout. Mikay is crying.
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(site is not letting me quote Tuna atm) I was looking back over some stuff from 2 years ago and I ran across this meme Lily posted about apologizing
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That post about conditioning Mikay into not apologizing as much drew a lot of ire from the gossip blogs, cause it's basically Lily admitting she views Mikail with very little agency. Instead of talking to her about how it makes her feels she decides to exercise it out of Mikail's head instead.
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It's this shit like this why Peet's relationship don't last. Someone in the thread nailed it when they said how the fucker sees people as a trophy, or incredibly transitional. It's also making it clear how fucked up the asshat's mind that no matter how many people distance themselves. Peet will never get through the head WHY they do.

It's no wonder why the youtube channel is falling apart, and soon will be flat lining.
 
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"I conditioned my wife to stop apologizing 'compulsively' by constantly shaming and embarrassing her." Good job Lily really great advice.


This meme is backwards.

She's saying that 'friend who compulsively apologize' will crush 'many years of being gaslit by abusive partners'. So friends who compulsively apologize are really good for you? It should be encouraged?

This is why you should at least TRY to understand visual storytelling.
 
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Gina, I agree most likely did fuck up Mikay's mental image of herself and relationships. This is why Mikay was so easy to snare.
Mikay claims that Gina tried to trap her with a baby. Gina claims the opposite but it speaks volumes that Gina is still thinking about Mikay even years on.

I won't go into their relationship it's there for everyone to see, Lily treats Mikay as a thing. A slave at worse, an employee at best. Going so far as to tell her how she's feeling. "You're crying!.... A-Am I?" Bad things happen when you start treating people as things but I don't know if Lily knows how not to do that. She's been doing it all her life.
This is why I don't blame Mikay for standing with Lily. She has no choice, this is her life now, waiting on this abuser's hand and foot. When she calls her up from Rochester if she calls.

It's the holiday season and they can't even say 'Oh, wife? We doing the holidays at your parents or mine this year?' This marriage is as deep as a high school fling.

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Someone frame this reminder and send it to her so she can put it on her wall. Yes Lily characters shouldn't be written with your boner as a priority. That's why there's never any incestuous lesbian rom-com cartoons.
 
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It's the holiday season and they can't even say 'Oh, wife? We doing the holidays at your parents or mine this year?' This marriage is as deep as a high school fling.
I know everyone's got their own 'love story' and not every relationship is the same but...honestly, this is one of the least committed relationships I've ever seen.

Lily is barely trying to get money to move Mikay in with her (last I knew that wasn't going anywhere), and Lily refuses to uproot herself to go move to be with Mikay. These two only occasionally visit their SPOUSE in person. Their entire relationship would fall apart if there was a solar flare that knocked out all electronic communications. Or if one or the other decided to just ghost/block the other everywhere. Boom, no more wife. This is like when little kids 'date' or 'marry' one another only this has paperwork behind it. Despite all the legal hoo-ha they had to do to be officially wed...you wouldn't really know it. How awkward must it be for Mikay to explain to uninitiated relatives.

"So, I'm married to a woman. Why isn't she here? Well...she lives in Canada. Why am I not in Canada? I don't have residency. How do I talk to this person who is my wife? We talk online a lot. Why did we get married if we're not at a point in our lives where we can commit to starting a life together?...Who wants more eggnog?! Haha..."

Maybe I'm being too much of a traditionalist but it's just so fucking weird to be so *distant* from one another while claiming this title of ultimate commitment. Mikaila's your Discord Kitten, Lily--you're a weirdo.
 
Someone frame this reminder and send it to her so she can put it on her wall. Yes Lily characters shouldn't be written with your boner as a priority. That's why there's never any incestuous lesbian rom-com cartoons.
Ah, but Lily subscribes to the 'Everything Lesbian is pure, loving and non-sexual no matter how degenerate; not like those pig-headed straight cis men!' school of thought. Checkmate Strathiests!
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"I am literally incapable of talking about anything but my girlfriend, even at a family gathering. This is healthy."
 
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You know, that is the nicest piece of art I've seen of Mikaila's in quite some time.
It's really tell-tale, the difference of quality in her art when it's for herself versus when it's something she has to shit out for Peet.
 
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The lack of having your wife over your shoulder demanding giant boobs and a pencil waist really make a huge difference.
The hands could use some improvement and if I think too hard as to which leg that is I'll break, but it looks so much nicer overall.
 
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You know, that is the nicest piece of art I've seen of Mikaila's in quite some time.
It's really tell-tale, the difference of quality in her art when it's for herself versus when it's something she has to shit out for Peet.
For comparison, here's some shitty Baldur's Gate art she made for Lily recently:
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Sooooooo many tangents
 
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Gina, I agree most likely did fuck up Mikay's mental image of herself and relationships. This is why Mikay was so easy to snare.
Mikay claims that Gina tried to trap her with a baby. Gina claims the opposite but it speaks volumes that Gina is still thinking about Mikay even years on.

I won't go into their relationship it's there for everyone to see, Lily treats Mikay as a thing. A slave at worse, an employee at best. Going so far as to tell her how she's feeling. "You're crying!.... A-Am I?" Bad things happen when you start treating people as things but I don't know if Lily knows how not to do that. She's been doing it all her life.
This is why I don't blame Mikay for standing with Lily. She has no choice, this is her life now, waiting on this abuser's hand and foot. When she calls her up from Rochester if she calls.

It's the holiday season and they can't even say 'Oh, wife? We doing the holidays at your parents or mine this year?' This marriage is as deep as a high school fling.

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Someone frame this reminder and send it to her so she can put it on her wall. Yes Lily characters shouldn't be written with your boner as a priority. That's why there's never any incestuous lesbian rom-com cartoons.

bruh didnt she say that the word "zionist" is a nazi dogwhistle or smth
 
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