Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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This is just bait at this point, but, whatever. In fairness I guess, the parry system was never good, it relies on exploiting janky animations and I-frames and once you figure it out the games are pretty much broken. I think Sekiro came the closest to making it work because just parrying an enemy isn't enough to kill them, you have to break their posture.

But it conveys nothing to just say the parry system, and the parry system wasn't made to "seem clever", it gives both enemies and the player an equal amount of agency. It's why Skeletons are so dangerous in every Dark Souls game, they can fucking parry you just by guarding.

But this is a major mechanic in the game compared to a Boss' faulty moveset from Kingdom Hearts and a random pickup from WoW. I'm surprised she has nothing bad to say about Pokemon considering how she literally has to cheat just to be able to enjoy the games the way she wants.
 
So I just now found out that Lindsay Ellis deleted her Twitter account, and as you'd expect, projection and lols abound.
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and a random pickup from WoW.
To be fair, The rose thing was an ingredient in flasks (Stat buff items for high end content) and was one of those things that was "Oh okay." the first time it happened..and "JESUS CHRIST FUCK OFF" the 10th and you couldn't ever learn a skill that makes it stop happening. It is like Abra teleporting in Pokemon, it is amusing the first time when you don't know what an Abra is and aren't looking to catch it..but when you want to catch an Abra it is going to make you want to gun down Professor Oak for his shitty pokeballs.
 
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This Bulgarian welfare legend. Using the free real estate that given to him on Lily Twitter to hularious effect 😂View attachment 2033037
I fell empathic extremly towards Vampire, I said it before and I say it again

It's sucks because Lily is absolutely correct in a lot of her opinions on leftist spaces like Breadtube and the media they like to parade as "progress"

The problem is that A.) She does that exact same thing on what she is trying to critique Or B.) She thinks something sucks because it didn't push her agenda far enough, rather than thinking that maybe, the inherent agenda was bad for the get-go

So while she's isn't wrong with her criticisms of Lindsay or Contra, it all comes across as "I do the same thing and I'm not as popular, so I hate her" rather than genuine problems

It all comes across as some sorta weird version of a troll shielding
 
I just don't have the words to describe how monstrous and disgusting this is.
"It's not as much of a stretch as you want to think it is."
I mean, only in her warped, bizarre headcanon is this even anywhere near remotely likely. Again, I can't help but feel this is super hardcore deflection at the fact that Sylvanas is currently playing a part in Anduin's mind control in actually happening canon WoW. "Oh, Sylvanas is mind controlling Anduin? Well in my story it's Anduin that's doing the mind control! Oh, and not only that, but he's going to RAPE Anevay! Man, what an evil bastard he is!"

Also, "it was Anduin's bread and butter" is, surprise, factually false. We've only seen him use Mind Control once, and he used it to escape from SI:7 agents in Pandaria. Nothing malicious, and the control was broken after, like, maybe a minute at most. I guess in Lily's headcanon he's a fucking deviant that uses it left and right.

God this is fucking disgusting.
 
I just don't have the words to describe how monstrous and disgusting this is.
"It's not as much of a stretch as you want to think it is."
I mean, only in her warped, bizarre headcanon is this even anywhere near remotely likely. Again, I can't help but feel this is super hardcore deflection at the fact that Sylvanas is currently playing a part in Anduin's mind control in actually happening canon WoW. "Oh, Sylvanas is mind controlling Anduin? Well in my story it's Anduin that's doing the mind control! Oh, and not only that, but he's going to RAPE Anevay! Man, what an evil bastard he is!"

Also, "it was Anduin's bread and butter" is, surprise, factually false. We've only seen him use Mind Control once, and he used it to escape from SI:7 agents in Pandaria. Nothing malicious, and the control was broken after, like, maybe a minute at most. I guess in Lily's headcanon he's a fucking deviant that uses it left and right.

God this is fucking disgusting.
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and who said that these other authors do not receive criticism when they include heavy and dark themes in their stories?

stop thinking that Lily is the only one if you receive criticism for writing fanfics, she is also not the one that responds so childishly to criticism

it is so idiotically reductive to say people just have a problem with Lily having "opinions" without contextualizing.
 
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"This one was planned to be conditioned", so how is that anything less bad than mind control?

And wasn't it Jerry himself that equated raising of the dead to raping? Didn't Arthas "rape" Sylvanas by raising her from the dead?

But I mean, this comes from the same person that found it a great idea to BRAND his characters.
Conditioning is mind control, just a different form. Bucky Barnes was conditioned, and in his activated state he has no control.

Also, love how she glosses over the fact that Koltira was "imprisoned" so that he could be tortured and forced to serve Sylvanas.

And she explicitly says in that comic "In the end they will serve death. They will serve me." If that isn't saying "i'm gonna force them to be loyal to me" I don't know what is.
 
I just don't have the words to describe how monstrous and disgusting this is.
"It's not as much of a stretch as you want to think it is."
I mean, only in her warped, bizarre headcanon is this even anywhere near remotely likely. Again, I can't help but feel this is super hardcore deflection at the fact that Sylvanas is currently playing a part in Anduin's mind control in actually happening canon WoW. "Oh, Sylvanas is mind controlling Anduin? Well in my story it's Anduin that's doing the mind control! Oh, and not only that, but he's going to RAPE Anevay! Man, what an evil bastard he is!"

Also, "it was Anduin's bread and butter" is, surprise, factually false. We've only seen him use Mind Control once, and he used it to escape from SI:7 agents in Pandaria. Nothing malicious, and the control was broken after, like, maybe a minute at most. I guess in Lily's headcanon he's a fucking deviant that uses it left and right.

God this is fucking disgusting.
This is just more of her "Hur dur, the good guys are really the bad guys, have I blown your mind? Can you deal with that? I'm 13 and think this is smart" Like of all the Alliance characters, she really has to go out of the way to make fucking Anduin of all people a villain. You know for all of her talk about adults trying to make animation "too edgy", this is straight up unironic edgelord garbage. Taking one of the most morally good Alliance leaders and turning them into a "rapist" would be embarrassing on deviantart in 2007, and is just plain pathetic in 2021.
 
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