Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[SteelPlatedHeart]

She’s going on a tear about TSR on Twitter.

It’s a long one.
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So to summarize….

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

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Mikay telling people they need to interact with Lily more is hilarious.

 

[thebananaonion]

i might be a bit nit picky here buuuut, this still feels like more Japanese racism from your favourite leftly lolcow

Like i know this is here (quessting-)critiqueing the voices of the english dub of that game buuut the fact she'd refair to VAs trying to emulate the japanese ones as the Chipmunks on heleum is fucked considering- thats just how the majority of japanese women speak. Yes its kind of a memem in the west how high pitch anime girl voices sound but that's just their culture over there. It's super common to find girls/women speak in a higher pitch voice. it's just natural to them over there.

I wonder what it is...
Does she make racis remarks about the japanese because of her seething hatred of anime
or has she always been a japanese-racist and just jabs anime as a scapegoat?
maybe its a mixture of both, who knows.

Also the whole cracker thing.... dont you just love the hypocrasy of the left.
Racism bad unless your white
Sexism bad unless your male
All men bad because we all know every woman who's ever existed is Mother Mary herself and is both a saint and an angel.

Idk, just find it funny.
Either racism bad or you just self reported because yes, you can be racist towards whites because- racism dont see colour.

 

[Stuck Pooh]

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Mikay telling people they need to interact with Lily more is hilarious.
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Lily: I don't want anyone talking to me for a while!
Also Lily: Why doesn't anyone want to talk to me!?

Holy shit! Imagine someone being this much of a baby at the age of 29!

Imagine being this pathetic that your wife needs to manage your problems and lecture your friends about how they should talk to you more.

The more of this conversations I see the more I understand why Cypher decided to defend herself against Lily. She tried her absolute best to be a good friend to Lily, be considerate, communicative and open towards Lily. Even when Lily talks about what her problemis she's so fucking vague about it it's impossible to do anything about it even if you wanted to. lily fliping out over one person making a joke sounds totally like her MO, so I'm inclined to believe Beetle (cute username btw).
I'm glad she's sharing these convos'.
And just fucking yikes, again, about Mikaila. Must be so stressful for her to be the middleman fo Lily, and although it's very sweet of the friends that Lily ghosted to still keep contact with Mikail, I can imagine Lily breathing down her neck about every time someone messages her. Straining even the last friendships Mikail has going on that are independent of Lily.

 

[Son Goku Baku]

I feel the need to point out that this "cutting out people over the tiniest reason that she won't reveal only after the fact" MO it's also present on the receipts that Britanny published about Liliana, when she was catfishing as Tara to get her to be sexual beyond her comfort levels. Almost at the end of their friendship suddenly one day Liliana blocked Britanny out of everywhere and literally ghosted her for a few days before coming back with the tail between her tails, saying that it was "caffeine withdraw" what made her act that way.

Regardless if you believe that to be true or not (I don't), that tendency was already there even back then. Liliana, as always, has been exctly the same all this time and has never learned to be any better.

The only thing Liliana has changed since then is skipping the catfishing and foster instead a highly sexualized environment where she can gauge people's reaction before she targets any specific person to add to her failed harem. But the moment any interaction becomes just slighty harder than she demanding stuff (more time, more love, more attention) and getting it, she cuts them off without an explanation because, frankly, why shouldn't she? She has other people anyway as replacement waiting right there and she doesn't like conflict, because then she might be forced to hear that she did something wrong too or feel "responsible" for anyone else. We all know how much she enjoys making any kind of accomodations for other people, so naturally the moment she's could even be expected to do that for anyone it's goodbye.

It's just avoiding another annoyance for her. I have no doubt on my mind that all those friends she cut off felt more hurt than Liliana ever did. To her it was the equivalent of avoiding homework, avoiding recognizing her past mistake, avoiding anything and everyone that could be unpleasant.

I do truly feel for Mikaila because that's the future that awaits her, if she's lucky and doesn't end up on the abuser category by the end of the ordeal.

 

[work of art]

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holy shit

i have so many thoughts about this that i have to organize them all

1. why the FUCK do you have, like, a "friends and family" chat? usually friend groups are, like, mutual. some people have things in common (they go to the same school, do the same kind of activity, have similar interests) and they form a group. this is so weird, does lily thinks all her friends have to also be friends with each other? is that how she thinks friendships work?

2. why is she putting some random ass friends on her streams? this is literally her WORK. this isnt supposed to be this personal. i actually thought the only people she put there were kp, mikhaila and other people otherwise related to her content, but why is she so confortable exposing her real life relationships like this?

3. im going to play the devils advocate here and say i can kind of understand why lily thinks mikhaila is a fucking dumbass. holy shit, you dont have to go crying to everyone to solve your emotional issues ALL THE TIME. can you imagine how annoying it must be to vent to someone how youre being ignored and they go and tell ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION??? granted, we dont have the private conversations and i wouldnt marry someone that did this, but oh my god

4. last but not least,

 

[Son Goku Baku]

holy shit

i have so many thoughts about this that i have to organize them all

1. why the FUCK do you have, like, a "friends and family" chat? usually friend groups are, like, mutual. some people have things in common (they go to the same school, do the same kind of activity, have similar interests) and they form a group. this is so weird, does lily thinks all her friends have to also be friends with each other? is that how she thinks friendships work?

2. why is she putting some random ass friends on her streams? this is literally her WORK. this isnt supposed to be this personal. i actually thought the only people she put there were kp, mikhaila and other people otherwise related to her content, but why is she so confortable exposing her real life relationships like this?

3. im going to play the devils advocate here and say i can kind of understand why lily thinks mikhaila is a fucking dumbass. holy shit, you dont have to go crying to everyone to solve your emotional issues ALL THE TIME. can you imagine how annoying it must be to vent to someone how youre being ignored and they go and tell ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION??? granted, we dont have the private conversations and i wouldnt marry someone that did this, but oh my god

4. last but not least,

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To be fair, it's possible that Liliana asked Mikaila to intervene on such a way since Liliana can't be bothered to talk to her "friends and family" like a mature adult. I imagine that is the case because we never heard about Liliana getting mad with Mikaila for doing this so it must have either pleasantly surprised Liliana or be exactly what she expected.

Now that I think about it, I can only imagine how many times Mikaila had to do this to make her wife happy and thus was "trained" to think of herself as the middle woman for all Liliana's issues, just to avoid her wife any other annoyance on her life. At least when it came to her personal circle, because we know she tried to do the same regarding TSR/The Monkey Kid and didn't worked.

Remember that time that Mikaila made a whole show of wanting people to go harass her just so Liliana could be left alone? Previous to that Mikaila also had post about how Liliana "was crying on my arms" because of "harassment". I'm feeling like all of that is part of the exact same pattern when Liliana's explicitely using Mikaila to try to solve her issues or at least Mikaila is lead to believe that is what she's supposed to do.

For Mikaila it could have been only natural to try to intervene on the "issue" between Cypher and her wife because she had already fulfilled that role before with good results. But just like all abusers do, setting up rules/expectations only to break them or punish you for following them, Liliana wasn't pleased that time and she had to be punished for it in the form of a vaguepost that no one else but her (and Cypher) would even understand.

Someone else pointed this out, but Liliana does makes a bunch of sexual jokes on the comic and IRL. Mikaila surely then would believe that it was the appropiate or even the normal thing to do, but the moment she tries she gets punished once again. Once you see that pattern of behaviour, it's hard not to see it on so many interactions between those two.

If any of that is remotely true, then Mikaila's not a dumbass at all. She just has a shitty trainer.

 

[Stuck Pooh]

To be fair, it's possible that Liliana asked Mikaila to intervene on such a way since Liliana can't be bothered to talk to her "friends and family" like a mature adult. I imagine that is the case because we never heard about Liliana getting mad with Mikaila for doing this so it must have either pleasantly surprised Liliana or be exactly what she expected.

Now that I think about it, I can only imagine how many times Mikaila had to do this to make her wife happy and thus was "trained" to think of herself as the middle woman for all Liliana's issues, just to avoid her wife any other annoyance on her life. At least when it came to her personal circle, because we know she tried to do the same regarding TSR/The Monkey Kid and didn't worked.

Remember that time that Mikaila made a whole show of wanting people to go harass her just so Liliana could be left alone? Previous to that Mikaila also had post about how Liliana "was crying on my arms" because of "harassment". I'm feeling like all of that is part of the exact same pattern when Liliana's explicitely using Mikaila to try to solve her issues or at least Mikaila is lead to believe that is what she's supposed to do.

For Mikaila it could have been only natural to try to intervene on the "issue" between Cypher and her wife because she had already fulfilled that role before with good results. But just like all abusers do, setting up rules/expectations only to break them or punish you for following them, Liliana wasn't pleased that time and she had to be punished for it in the form of a vaguepost that no one else but her (and Cypher) would even understand.

Someone else pointed this out, but Liliana does makes a bunch of sexual jokes on the comic and IRL. Mikaila surely then would believe that it was the appropiate or even the normal thing to do, but the moment she tries she gets punished once again. Once you see that pattern of behaviour, it's hard not to see it on so many interactions between those two.

If any of that is remotely true, then Mikaila's not a dumbass at all. She just has a shitty trainer.

Yeah, Lizzy felt it necessary to call a wellnes check on Lily three seperate times, and I think this is a good indicator of how bad Lily's gult tripping can go.
I could imagine that Lily became such a disastrous, crying, self-loathing mess after someone not replying to her in the matter of 10 minutes, that Mikaila suggested to maybe talk to them instead so Lily would calm down, and this turned into a habit of them eventually.

I think it was also said that Mikaila usually posts updates and stuff to the patreons ? Because I fear that now, since they've joined chanells, Lily could claim that it's also Mikaila job/contribution to the channel or something.

There is a short addition to Cypher's post that implied it's an agreement between them for Mikaila to rely Lily's messages

She also kept throwing tantrums in the private chat on her patreon server (the one reserved for her inner circle) and accused her friends of not talking to her and/or not paying enough attention to her. (and also used Mikaila to deliver that message instead of saying something herself. But then gets super offended when people go to Mikaila after she blocked them…)

I still love how Lily continues to not adress the content of the last couple posts of Cypher lol!

 

[Kilana]

Maybe she hasn't seen them? I imagined there would be a new litany of insults by now.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I actually scrolled perfectly so that I only saw the top 6 panels, and if you cut it off there, it actually works. Granted, it works because it's a stolen joke, but it's a good little gag. It's like it's trying to tack a second punchline on, and just ruins everything in the process.

The end part is from the original friends joke, it's just that Chandler doesn't fucking grab Monica's face and adopt a condescending and annoyed demenour (and something about Chandler standing while doing this somehow helps the dorky delivery, but I don't know why). It also doesn't look good having another woman resting on Lilly's lap while this happens.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Maybe she hasn't seen them? I imagined there would be a new litany of insults by now.

I would say given how terminally online Lily is, the fact that she has no job, or any means of staying away from a computer: she's seen Cypher's posts.

She's probably taken to quietly bitching about them, like Glip/GlitchedPuppet/purplekecleon. Maybe even blowing up at Mikalia for talking to the enemy, too.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

TeamYouTube on Twitter: "@lilian_orchard Jumping in – mind sharing th…

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[SteelPlatedHeart]

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“lol YouTube thinks I have sex and nudity in my video.”
“Do you?”
“Lol like I’d admit that!”
Good job confirming you do, dumbass.

And being upset over accidentally killing someone’s doesn’t mean you confess to intentionally murdering someone. Again, you dumbass.

 

[That Dumb Derp]

I’ll point out that this comic….
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…is literally just a scene taken wholesale from Friends.

You’ll of course notice the way the scene plays out in the show is a lot less….condescending, to be polite about it.

So, let's add Friends to the list of things Lily just unabashedly plagiarizes from, alongside:

• Joshscorcher
• Robobuddies
• hbomberguy
• Movie Bob
• Jim Sterling
• Zero Punctuation
• Probably more that I'm forgetting

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

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You know just a little 4am stroll. As one does in Halifax. Faking for attention.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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You know just a little 4am stroll. As one does in Halifax. Faking for attention.

She really is getting desperate for victim points.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

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You know just a little 4am stroll. As one does in Halifax. Faking for attention.

I will die laughing if he tries to pull a Jussie Smollett.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

I will die laughing if he tries to pull a Jussie Smollett.

Didn't Lily already do a reverse Jussie? Stabbing some random MAGA guy that only did the crime of wearing a MAGA hat and it was a totally real event and no Lily never got found out or in trouble.

 

[Son Goku Baku]

Didn't Lily already do a reverse Jussie? Stabbing some random MAGA guy that only did the crime of wearing a MAGA hat and it was a totally real event and no Lily never got found out or in trouble.

But she was totally raped by a stalker before, don't you remember? That's why is super scary for her to be followed on her totally normal 4AM stroll, it brings all those bad memories that absolutely happened!

If we don't hear about another rape or stabbing pretty soon, I'd be surprised.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

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You know just a little 4am stroll. As one does in Halifax. Faking for attention.

"Oh no someone's following me let me pull out my phone, make sure I'm logged into Tumblr, then vaguepost about how I'm being followed instead of CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE."

Where the fuck did you even go? How many rants do we get about how you never leave home? What were you supposedly doing THIS time, Jerry?

Fuck's sake, you really are such an attention whore.