Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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JUST ADMIT YOU WANT TO FUCK THE POKÉMON ALREADY, FOR FUCKS SAKE!

My god, this shit is irritating to see. She’s the exact same as those idiots who constantly screen about “best waifu”, and it’s ridiculous she doesn’t recognize the hypocrisy there. End of the day, she’s still fetishizing the hell out of the the waifu Pokémon, just in a different way from the norm.
 
Don't all Pokemon games hand you (well, give you the oppertunity to catch) the boxart legendry before the Elite 4 (since that's basically the second climax of the story)?
It's not exclusive to Diamond and Pearl, sure, but it still applies. Almost every Pokemon game post Gen 3 has given the player a legendary to baby mode their way through Victory Road and the Pokemon League. Even if you can beat her team easily, you have to admit it's a safe strategy to just save your legendary for her Garchomp and then one shot him (if you can outspeed him of course).
JUST ADMIT YOU WANT TO FUCK THE POKÉMON ALREADY, FOR FUCKS SAKE!

My god, this shit is irritating to see. She’s the exact same as those idiots who constantly screen about “best waifu”, and it’s ridiculous she doesn’t recognize the hypocrisy there. End of the day, she’s still fetishizing the hell out of the the waifu Pokémon, just in a different way from the norm.
There is so much less shame in saying "I'm attracted to Gardevoir" than playing this bizarre pretend game where you fantasize about it constantly and construct scenarios where you want to fuck it but have to restrain yourself to look better.
We'd still make fun of her even if she stopped denying it, but, there wouldn't be any dishonesty anymore. That's why people have a bug up their ass about this comic, she just keeps lying.
 
It's not exclusive to Diamond and Pearl, sure, but it still applies. Almost every Pokemon game post Gen 3 has given the player a legendary to baby mode their way through Victory Road and the Pokemon League. Even if you can beat her team easily, you have to admit it's a safe strategy to just save your legendary for her Garchomp and then one shot him (if you can outspeed him of course).

There is so much less shame in saying "I'm attracted to Gardevoir" than playing this bizarre pretend game where you fantasize about it constantly and construct scenarios where you want to fuck it but have to restrain yourself to look better.
We'd still make fun of her even if she stopped denying it, but, there wouldn't be any dishonesty anymore. That's why people have a bug up their ass about this comic, she just keeps lying.
A lot of things about Liliana would be so much less frustrating if she was actually honest about it.

"Yes, I'm attracted to Gardevoirs" instead of "let me write about me having the most especialush relationship with the most better Gardevoir ever, who loves and adores my every move and I forgive everything, even pederasty, but no, there is no romantic relationship here".

"Yes, I lied about a lot of things regarding my ex because I was hurt that she ignored me and then dumped me" instead of "she raped me two times, no, wait, four times, no, six times and all those times she laughed at my face for it! it was totes traumatic and I have been raped before so it was the worst."

"Yes, I cut Cypher off because she argued me about headcanons not being canon" instead of "she is a creepy pedo racist that I'm glad to cut off before her toxicity could hurt me any longer."

"Yes, I don't go to therapy because it's such a hassle, too much work and don't really want to work on myself" instead of "my therapist agrees with everything I say and do, she constantly reaffirms that I'm always the most victimized by everyone."

But it'll never happen because Liliana's obssesed with controlling the narrative on a very specific way where she's the most caring, the most loving and woe is her, isn't just so sad that bad things keep happening to her and nobody ever loves her enough, that she only gives and gives but never recieves enough love? Poor little Native woman, constantly facing the reality of all her ex-friends being racists, don't you feel sorry for her.
 
Days like this I wish someone can just write of fanfic where comic Lily gets what she deserves while at same time not becoming has awful as her. Like some virtuous hero stopping an evil dictator only it a woman who is pretty much an ass to everyone. With annihilating the murdererous Gardevoir as the start.
And let's not forget her most heinous crime: Refusing to nickname her Pokemon. For creatures who are supposed to be your best friend, I find it weird that some people just don't name 'em: It's like calling your dog 'Dog'.
 
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Her autistic self insert (well more than the others) hits too close to home for her sometimes.
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No one talks like this but you, Lily. It’s been four years. You’re married. But you’re still unhappy posting asks like this isn’t the game win you think it is.
 
It's like she wants to go groveling back to Lizzy because she's not over her, but she knows she can't after her years-long smear campaign. She wants to force Lizzy to come groveling back to her so she can take her back because she's just such a kind and generous woman. That's the sort of vibe this has all been exuding to me. She would gladly take Lizzy back if she just begged, and cried and pleaded with her. In a private DM, of course.

Or, maybe she just wants Lizzy to cry and beg just so she can have the immense satisfaction of rejecting her and telling her how great things are now (they aren't but she's on too much of a dopamine high to notice). Either way, Lily seems just abusive and petty enough for these to be her kind of desires.
 
Hah, amazing! That's a retcon. It definitely used to be that Diantha and her Gardevoir were in on it together and working to suppress information-- I remember that distinctly because at the time I was asking why Diantha didn't use her authority as head of the League to legitimize their relationship.
Aah, thank you!
I thought there was something changed aboutthis but couldn't remember what.

I don't know whats weirder, tha she wrote this in the first place or that she seems to actively think about it and routinely changes it.
There is so much less shame in saying "I'm attracted to Gardevoir" than playing this bizarre pretend game where you fantasize about it constantly and construct scenarios where you want to fuck it but have to restrain yourself to look better.
We'd still make fun of her even if she stopped denying it, but, there wouldn't be any dishonesty anymore. That's why people have a bug up their ass about this comic, she just keeps lying.
Thisreminds me a bit of this of this comment on Morals' Madhouse reviews
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That user has some pretty good and entertaining responses to Madhouse, albeit mostly about Lily's hatebonerfor Gallade.
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...there's no way she didn't know that was a horny prompt.

Lily, please just say you want to fuck the Pokemon. There's no shame in it- Gardevoir is a very popular Pokemon to fuck. It's okay.

Also dang this must have been made fast. Mikaila only drew characters in profile.
 
Thisreminds me a bit of this of this comment on Morals' Madhouse reviews

kharmii caught on to a lot of the same ridiculous inconsistencies I did (and even mentions the bit about her previous plans for Diantha!)

Reminds me also of what drives me up a wall about bad media in general. There's nothing more frustrating to me than seeing a really cool idea and watching somebody utterly botch it. You look at some of the ideas that Lily has and while none of them are particularly unique, they could be pretty near in the right hands. Dealing with a psychic type forming a lifeforce-sharing bond, having to raise a human-Pokemon hybrid, the corruption in the League, Lily's time as an Enforcer and the potential gray morality about upholding the law versus doing what she thinks is right...

Instead it's all squandered. Even the mating bond is just a bit of forced drama that only comes up as a punchline, pretty much; otherwise it's ignored and Madhouse could go on pretty much unchanged without it. Look at the way she describes TSR, too; lots of high-minded concepts about fighting destiny, or talking about a story that's about overcoming trauma... and then you actually read TSR and it's ust a power fantasy with some glurge thrown in.

Also dang this must have been made fast. Mikaila only drew characters in profile.

I legitimately thought it was a fan submission at first, the characters are so weirdly off-model.
 
"All men be cursed"

-Frank Zappa

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Riveting.
It's... it's the implication here that "home cloud storage" is full with porn and Comic!Liliana thinks it's a good idea to be the provider of that for her hybrid mutant thing she calls her daughter? That's all I got because she doesn't say what type of "shows, films and music", what kind of appropiate or what ages.

Would Bonnie be allowed to watch a show made for little children like She-ra or C!Liliana think that would make her more likely to fall in love with a female Kylo Ren?
 
Aah, thank you!
I thought there was something changed aboutthis but couldn't remember what.

I don't know whats weirder, tha she wrote this in the first place or that she seems to actively think about it and routinely changes it.

Thisreminds me a bit of this of this comment on Morals' Madhouse reviews
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That user has some pretty good and entertaining responses to Madhouse, albeit mostly about Lily's hatebonerfor G

Nice to see a comic where G isn't being an asshole/snarky bitch. Christmas really does make miracles.
(So G DOES have legs. Glad Mikaila remembered.)
 
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On the art side of things. Christmas came early for Lily.
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At least Mikay has a half decent reference to use now for the Sith Self Insert Box braids addition.
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Does anyone else find weird how the only women protagonist Liliana has admitted to care about are gay but everyone, who she again has admitted doesn't care about at all, get the "privilege" of being bi or pan? We all know she refuses to make straight characters, and I actually have no problem with that, but it feels a very conscious decision nonetheless to have the Only True Protagonist and her sidekick to be gay while everyone else can be bi/pan as some form of a consolation prize.

It feels like someone is trying to pretend like they aren't biphobic and is going overboard, but still doesn't want to actually write and give protagonism to bi/pan characters. Also, writing only one aro character? Is that supposed to be the scraps with which the people who accused Liliana of being against ace/aro people because of her contest are to be satisfied with?

This's not the progressive representation for all thing you think it is, Liliana.

Lastly Rose is the best friend of Rey? Someone that has been keeping up with the fic, is this something that appears on the text at all or is one of those ideas that Liliana has on her head and never bothers to develop? Do they act like actual friends or just someone Rey sometimes talks to about Alaina before going to Alaina?
 
On the art side of things. Christmas came early for Lily.
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I love how Mara Jade isn't apart of the story at all (outside of one joke about how Luke and Mara's relationship is so icky and dumb), but Lilly throws her onto this random ass chart. And something about making Mara Jade of all people aromantic is kinda hilariously dumb, like wasn't part of Mara's entire arc about being able to feel emotions normally (like romantic feelings) after Palpatine fucked her up?
 
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