Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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She always has the same expression in every picture she takes…

‘Tis the ‘tism

 

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Hah, amazing! That's a retcon. It definitely used to be that Diantha and her Gardevoir were in on it together and working to suppress information-- I remember that distinctly because at the time I was asking why Diantha didn't use her authority as head of the League to legitimize their relationship.

This is even better.

It's a setup to make Lily and G's relationship look better by comparison, and it also lets Lily be superior to the official League champion both in terms of her relationship and in terms of being able to lord her superiority over a groveling rival. It's another wish fulfillment fantasy of being the best, and being the only one 'allowed' to have this amazing relationship, and being able to do it all without actually having to lift a finger to make herself better-- somebody else gets torn down, and that's the only way Lily can elevate herself or her characters.

Also nicely done, telling a psychopathic monster that can create localized black holes and/or explode your head where their terrified abuse victim is. The best part is that if she ever actually wrote this, Lily would be 100% justified and right in doing that.

Amazing.

i cant believe lily managed to retcon something that wasnt even in the comic. guess making that wiki was a bad idea after all, huh

anyway, merry late christmas, everyone. hope everyone had a nice time with their loved ones

 

[thebananaonion]

remember me saying i might be extra critical when it comes to lily and her supposed pet dog
weeeeelll

There are chocolate treats available for dogs- yes these can be home maid but if bought from pet shops- it ensures the treat doesn't contain anything that is/could be harmful or dangerous for your dog to consume.

No dog should eat human chocolate as- surprise to no one- they're toxic, but what's in human chocolate that's toxic/ can be harmful to dogs in larger quantities?

Spoiler: things found in human chocolate that can be/is dangerous for dogs.

Dairy

Spoiler: things found in human chocolate that can be/is dangerous for dogs.

- most dogs can handle small amount of dairy products (such as milk, cheese, yogurt) but to much can cause them to get sick. also some dogs can be lactose intolerant, so obviously don't feed your intolerant dog dairy products. No dogs really need to eat any cow-based milk products anyway. not even as treats as if you want to train a dog (reward good behaviour/trick train them), boneless cooked chicken/turkey can be good enough if your going the human food route. (NEVER give dogs cooked bones. despite pop culture telling you dogs love bones- they can be brittle and if swallowed (brittle or whole) can cause chocking/internal bleeding. you can buy chew-bones from pet shops but this is because they're non-cooked bones from animals that have strong bones (such as mammals). bird bones are hollow and brittle and because of this, should never be).

methylxanthines- this chemical is toxic and will kill dogs. this is found in pretty much all human-coco based chocolate. Even then don't risk giving white chocolate to dogs either- no point risking it. this toxin is also found in coffee and any other product that contains caffeine. It's not even a case of 'a little is fine'- because no, why risk it, like, at all?

Sugar- already bad for humans so what makes it any different for a dog? Yeah just don't feed your dog sugary human foods because it'll make the poor thing obese and can kill it like how humans can die of a myriad of complications related to sugar.

Coconut (/coconut oil)- some chocolate contains coconut which contains high levels of potassium- not very dog friendly as can cause stomach upsets and diorhoea. lovely.

Nuts- these are mainly choking hazard concerns rather than directly being poisonous to a dog. Macadamia nuts however are just straight up toxic.

Raisins/fruit/etc- Raisins, grapes, sultanas are extremely toxic to dogs, ontop of being terrible choice hazards for them. some chocolates contain some of these fruits in some way.
Some fruit can also cause upset stomachs to dogs if fed in high quantities. Dogs don't really need fruit in their diets to survive so best to just not give them any.

At best feeding a dog human chocolate can just cause vomiting, diarrhoea and maybe a quick trip to the vet, at worst it can cause death. so i fucking hope lily is careful.

(sorry for the weird spoiler thing. i can't fix it)

Dog chocolate isnt needed as there are plenty of safer dog treats available on the market/you could cook from home, hell, can even come from a human's plate after they eat their dinner such as carrot and peas (commonly seen in some dog meat tins), boneless bird meat, and even pork isnt to bad to give dogs providing its in small quantities due to how salty it is (if you feed this to a dog, ensure it has a full water bowl).

maybe I'm biased but the whole concept of making a' dog version' of human treats is odd to me as dogs don't need human (versions) of food. its a purely human concept only practised to make the human happy, not the dog. The dog doesn't care what treat it gets, wether its doggy chocolate, extra dog biscuits or a piece of chicken from your plate, it only cares it's getting some form of a treat. it's just to make the owner happy that they fed the dog a treat they also so happen to like- no other practical reason for it.

But do as you wish, your pet at the end of the day. providing you do your research/dont kill your pet in the process- feed it whatever you want.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The gossip blog is back from their break and posting again.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Nati Charney Free Palestine🇵🇸 on Twitter: "@lilian_orchard I wonder…

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This one virtue signal got away from her and she had to shut it down.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh man, this is great….

SO! Someone brought up that “Lily’s self insert brutally kills Steven Universe”comic to the gossip blog, and they reposted it for everyone to see….

Spoiler: Spoilered for length

Well turns out Lily must really be stalking that blog, because….


Hilarious.

EDIT: false alarm, comic is still there.

Fanart Gallery

Artist - @ms-mikail

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[ZeSlyFox]

Oh man, this is great….

SO! Someone brought up that “Lily’s self insert brutally kills Steven Universe”comic to the gossip blog, and they reposted it for everyone to see….
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Well turns out Lily must really be stalking that blog, because….
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Hilarious.

EDIT: false alarm, comic is still there.

Fanart Gallery

Artist - @ms-mikail

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Same Energy lol.

 

[BreadLoafGuy69]

I'm in a good mood so I don't wanna be mean and nasty today. Happy Xmas boys!

Peace on mirth goodwill towards Yemen.

You’ve always been my favorite on this thread. lol

 

[BreadLoafGuy69]

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She heard you.
ETA: her screed continues
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I’m really starting to think @anliteralidiot has it down right. Lily, becuase of her O.D.D, can’t consider a world where a creative is unable to scream and tantrum their way into getting their way in the face of authority.

Bonus:
Lily praising her slave’s art. You know the art she tells Mikay to be half assed and rushed.
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I apologize for being late on this post, but I really want to point out something. The difference between the most recent art and the older art is the black features. Alie has a less wide nose, smaller lips, and less full cheeks. Her hair is also more frizzy and less curly like black hair. That’s another thing- why does Alie have white hair? It’s curly, but not like natural black hair.

 

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I apologize for being late on this post, but I really want to point out something. The difference between the most recent art and the older art is the black features. Alie has a less wide nose, smaller lips, and less full cheeks. Her hair is also more frizzy and less curly like black hair. That’s another thing- why does Alie have white hair? It’s curly, but not like natural black hair.

as fun as it is to call sjws racists, its probably just mikhaila's shitty drawing skills

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

as fun as it is to call sjws racists, its probably just mikhaila's shitty drawing skills

While I also believe this is partially to blame, back around when Aliana was first being introduced somebody on Lily's Tumblr mentioned that Aliana didn't have afro-centric hair texturing and they were disappointed that Lily was continuing the perpetuation of white standards of beauty through her deliberately black character.

I can't recall Lily's full response, but it was a list of explanations that basically boiled down to 'I like it, shut up'.

Allie's adjustment to Look More Black seems to have come after Lily started trying to get attention from Stitch. Randos trying to tell her something is bad is one thing, but she wants to bone Stitch, so she'll do whatever's necessary to prove she's not racist.

 

[Derped223]

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This one virtue signal got away from her and she had to shut it down.
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It's funny how the defense these people are pulling is that "but Marx was actually Jewish" or it was actually a criticism about something else. Like how does that make it any better?

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Oh man, this is great….

SO! Someone brought up that “Lily’s self insert brutally kills Steven Universe”comic to the gossip blog, and they reposted it for everyone to see….
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Well turns out Lily must really be stalking that blog, because….
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Hilarious.

EDIT: false alarm, comic is still there.

Fanart Gallery

Artist - @ms-mikail

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It is remarkable to me that a grown adult made this comic.
This comic is what makes me doubt that Lily's audience is "18-45", because only children would look at this and not think "Wow the artist is a sperg"

For some reason once a human crosses the threshold into adulthood, a new gland appears in the brain with the sole purpose of identifying poorly drawn art of people beating up cartoon characters and compelling the human body to avoid it. Some people are stunted and have yet to develop this vital biological process.

I feel Lily has no dignity as a writer if her actual response to Steven Universe's rhetoric is just to write a comic where her square-jawed girlboss power fantasy kills Steven.

Imagine if instead of murdering Steven, Valid-thra or whatever tf her name is said "Okay but if we do it your way I don't get justice, sometimes this is the only justice" or maybe "Not everyone can be reasoned with, you don't know this person like I do" or something like that. She might as well have said "gEtTiNg ReVenGE wOn'T BrInG yOUr dAUGhteR bAcK" because that about matches the depth of her response. She didn't even acknowledge what he said.

I don't understand how people can look at this and still take her Steven Universe video seriously, because this comic says to me that she writes to smell her own farts.
Instead of writing something that conveys a better understanding of redemption than Steven Universe, or showing she doesn't have any ill will towards the show or the creators, she'd rather look cool and murder a kid. Because she's the chad who always murders bad characters and never writes nuance. Stories should only be about torturing good characters to make them look better, or murdering bad characters because they deserve it.
The quality speaks for itself. Lily is treading water at 100k subscribers and mostly spends her days answering self sent asks on a dying platform. I bet the SU staff are kicking themselves right now.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

"YoU dIdN't ReAd ThE bOoK, MaRx wAs JeWiSh!"

Well I have read the book. And it often reads like it was written by Nazis, which is funny because it predates the Nazis by about 60 years.

Here's a select quote:
"Let us not look for the secret of the Jew in his religion, but let us look for the secret of his religion in the real Jew.

What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money.

Very well then! Emancipation from huckstering and money, consequently from practical, real Judaism, would be the self-emancipation of our time."

It's basically the same view most people in Europe had about them. People forget that Marx was German and that Germany was a deeply antisemitic country even in his time. So antisemitic in fact that less than a century later they would commit what many consider the greateat act of antisemitism ever perpetrated, the Holocaust.

 

[starborn427614]

It is remarkable to me that a grown adult made this comic.
This comic is what makes me doubt that Lily's audience is "18-45", because only children would look at this and not think "Wow the artist is a sperg"

For some reason once a human crosses the threshold into adulthood, a new gland appears in the brain with the sole purpose of identifying poorly drawn art of people beating up cartoon characters and compelling the human body to avoid it. Some people are stunted and have yet to develop this vital biological process.
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I feel Lily has no dignity as a writer if her actual response to Steven Universe's rhetoric is just to write a comic where her square-jawed girlboss power fantasy kills Steven.

Imagine if instead of murdering Steven, Valid-thra or whatever tf her name is said "Okay but if we do it your way I don't get justice, sometimes this is the only justice" or maybe "Not everyone can be reasoned with, you don't know this person like I do" or something like that. She might as well have said "gEtTiNg ReVenGE wOn'T BrInG yOUr dAUGhteR bAcK" because that about matches the depth of her response. She didn't even acknowledge what he said.

I don't understand how people can look at this and still take her Steven Universe video seriously, because this comic says to me that she writes to smell her own farts.
Instead of writing something that conveys a better understanding of redemption than Steven Universe, or showing she doesn't have any ill will towards the show or the creators, she'd rather look cool and murder a kid. Because she's the chad who always murders bad characters and never writes nuance. Stories should only be about torturing good characters to make them look better, or murdering bad characters because they deserve it.
The quality speaks for itself. Lily is treading water at 100k subscribers and mostly spends her days answering self sent asks on a dying platform. I bet the SU staff are kicking themselves right now.

Just goes to show that it was never about the show being bad, Lily just hates the people involved and everything they've created. Lacking in quality or not, people still like the thing and Lily cannot stand that because as "sanctimonious" as it is (which is very ironic given that Lily judges everyone like God himself) it's sincere and straightforward with what it's trying to achieve. Cynicism just bounces right off it.

 

[Devil-Man]

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Right here.

408.81 MB file on MEGA

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I guess Lily changed her mind about making a separate stream archive channel.
Minimal effort is too much fo her.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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I guess Lily changed her mind about making a separate stream archive channel.
Minimal effort is too much fo her.

Making a stream archive channel would just be too convenient for us kiwis.
She's seen how many times we've had to dig up archives of streams and posts and she knew it'd annoy us if we had to sit through and record each one of her streams for posterity.

You’ve always been my favorite on this thread. lol

 

[anliteralidiot]

Arguably, by not hosting her own past streams, she brings fans to this thread because they're backed up and archived.

Thanks, Lily!

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

With lines/jokes like these it’s no wonder Lily isn’t pulling them in. The thread already saw this in script format and her tone doesn’t make it any better.

High guardian video coming soon.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

With lines/jokes like these it’s no wonder Lily isn’t pulling them in. The thread already saw this in script format and her tone doesn’t make it any better.

It doesn't help that she's delivering her script like it's a Micro Machines commercial. You don't have to fit fifty seconds of audio into a thirty-second slot, Lily, slow down.