Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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As a very sleepy person: I agree, that's not normal! I would recommend MoreThanTired for more information on a sleep disorder that can make you randomly sleepy.

However, I'm willing to put this more to Lily having a caffeine addiction and not having good sleep hygiene. I would loathe to share another illness with Lily.
 
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So you see Keffals had to embezzle those party funds. The communists were Nazis everyone. Just like debate bros. Lily stop trying to suck Keffals off you’re not going to be noticed.


More Harry Potter rewrite for those who care:
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@Stuck Pooh can back me up on this but these disclaimer moments before a flash are a lie. Unless she thinks snorting and dead air count as disclaimers.
She’s still pretending like she did nothing wrong.
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This will end well I’m sure.

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She’s sorry if she makes women, LGBTQ, and the whole continent of Africa uncomfortable with her enthusiasm.
UPDATE: SHE DELETED IT. I guess she’s not sorry. Get fucked black people.

Heads up for next weekend. More allegation videos from EOT:
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So unsurprisingly in her HP Rewrites, the longest post she's made about the adjustments that I've seen is this one talking about Aliana's role.

WHAT A SHOCK.

Amusingly it looks like she would do the exact same thing that every other low-grade 're-write Harry Potter' fanfic on the planet, where they introduce or change a character to be super cool and amazing and a badass and beloved by everybody but also very smart and very involved in the main character's stories yet somehow changes nothing about the plot. But this also what she does with TSR so.

She also murders Barty Crouch Jr. with Avada Kedavra but don't worry, after Fudge is ousted as the Minister his successor restores her good standing because he totally understands why she would use an Unforgivable Curse and is totally cool with it. Also apparently the Minister of Magic can just hire and fire people at Hogwarts at will? (The Ministerial overreach in Order of the Phoenix was pretty obviously wrong.)

Also it's established in the books that the Unforgivables are fueled specifically by a desire to torture and kill. Even when Harry tries to use Crucio in the final book, his spell still comes out comparatively weak because despite being fueled by rage, he doesn't deep down want to hurt anybody. Avada Kedavra by turn will only work if the user has a killer's heart. They're spells that are specifically incompatible with being used by good people due to the power of the intentions behind them, although (again) it's no shock that Lily would try to pain explicitly vile powers as being usable by good people for good reasons.

(For anybody who isn't more aware of Harry Potter, there are plenty of spells that can be used to hurt or kill somebody; Avada Kedavra is explicitly used only for murder. Not self-defense. Cold-blooded murder.)

She's also forced into hiding during Voldemort's reign but don't worry, she kills everybody who's sent after her.


ETA: OH JUST REALIZED.

Aliana also replaced Professor Flitwick as Head of Ravenclaw. So Flitwick -- who is discriminated against in book five on the belief of having goblin (which, according to Lily, is an allegory for Jewish) heritage and is the only visible 'minority' in the original books until Kingsley Shacklebolt -- is explicitly removed from the story.

I'm certain she didn't think about this because she just wanted to make Aliana head of Smart House, but that's fucking hilarious.
 
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"Rowling's belief that changing the status quo itself is bad" The entire setting is built upon satirizing the wonderment of the Wizarding World, that with each book the Wizards look more and more backwards with how they're both visually and philosophically stuck in the past.

The Government is a dysfunctional mess that only serves to get in the main characters way (the most effective villain in the book is Umbridge, representing the Ministry, doing anything she can to get in the way of the Order of the Phoenix dealing with Voldemort because the Government would rather just tell everyone everything's fine than deal with the actual problem threatening to blow them up), fuck over innocent people, stop the adults from being able to help so this can be a young adult story and practically lays out the red carpet for the Wizard Nazi's too take over. If what you get from Harry Potter is that the story is trying to tell you that changing the status quo is a bad thing, you've probably smashed your head on the keyboard one too many times.

I fucking love her suggestion for the House Elves.

Her problem with House Elves as they currently exist is that their slavery was a background detail of the setting (a setting that is, again, always displayed as being backwards) rather than a main conflict to resolve, which as dumb ass Potter Heads will know totally means that the story is in some way supporting slavery because it's explained that the reason House Elves don't rebel or anything despite their useful powers is because... You know, people who are born into slavery, raised to be slaves and educated solely in how to be slaves don't tend to develop the awareness about their position to realize that it's unjust. And those that do can't risk freedom because their life as a slave is all they've known (Something that did happen in real life when life-long slaves were freed but ended up wanting to stay with their masters because they don't have anywhere else to go).

So, her solution... Is to literally do what she's accusing Rowling of doing. Her House Elves are literally just biologically inclined to be slaves of whatever House they end up in and the Humans can't help but let the sl- I mean house friends do the work they so love doing.
 
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Sure, she made it explicitly clear she's going to flash the stream. No sooner than when in the middle of flashing the stream.
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I fucking love her suggestion for the House Elves.

Her problem with House Elves as they currently exist is that their slavery was a background detail of the setting (a setting that is, again, always displayed as being backwards) rather than a main conflict to resolve, which as dumb ass Potter Heads will know totally means that the story is in some way supporting slavery because it's explained that the reason House Elves don't rebel or anything despite their useful powers is because... You know, people who are born into slavery, raised to be slaves and educated solely in how to be slaves don't tend to develop the awareness about their position to realize that it's unjust. And those that do can't risk freedom because their life as a slave is all they've known (Something that did happen in real life when life-long slaves were freed but ended up wanting to stay with their masters because they don't have anywhere else to go).

So, her solution... Is to literally do what she's accusing Rowling of doing. Her House Elves are literally just biologically inclined to be slaves of whatever House they end up in and the Humans can't help but let the sl- I mean house friends do the work they so love doing.
Her entire sollution to the House Elves is ''not to think about it''.
Even when she's trying to give them more agency by giving them a choice of who they accept living in the house, it still rises the question why it'd be okay in people/wizards just up and come and move into taken homes?
-all they know is sometimes you buy a house and it has a little fella already living there.
You mean you bought the fella? Like a slave?
 
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So unsurprisingly in her HP Rewrites, the longest post she's made about the adjustments that I've seen is this one talking about Aliana's role.

WHAT A SHOCK.

Amusingly it looks like she would do the exact same thing that every other low-grade 're-write Harry Potter' fanfic on the planet, where they introduce or change a character to be super cool and amazing and a badass and beloved by everybody but also very smart and very involved in the main character's stories yet somehow changes nothing about the plot. But this also what she does with TSR so.

She also murders Barty Crouch Jr. with Avada Kedavra but don't worry, after Fudge is ousted as the Minister his successor restores her good standing because he totally understands why she would use an Unforgivable Curse and is totally cool with it. Also apparently the Minister of Magic can just hire and fire people at Hogwarts at will? (The Ministerial overreach in Order of the Phoenix was pretty obviously wrong.)

Also it's established in the books that the Unforgivables are fueled specifically by a desire to torture and kill. Even when Harry tries to use Crucio in the final book, his spell still comes out comparatively weak because despite being fueled by rage, he doesn't deep down want to hurt anybody. Avada Kedavra by turn will only work if the user has a killer's heart. They're spells that are specifically incompatible with being used by good people due to the power of the intentions behind them, although (again) it's no shock that Lily would try to pain explicitly vile powers as being usable by good people for good reasons.

(For anybody who isn't more aware of Harry Potter, there are plenty of spells that can be used to hurt or kill somebody; Avada Kedavra is explicitly used only for murder. Not self-defense. Cold-blooded murder.)

She's also forced into hiding during Voldemort's reign but don't worry, she kills everybody who's sent after her.


ETA: OH JUST REALIZED.

Aliana also replaced Professor Flitwick as Head of Ravenclaw. So Flitwick -- who is discriminated against in book five on the belief of having goblin (which, according to Lily, is an allegory for Jewish) heritage and is the only visible 'minority' in the original books until Kingsley Shacklebolt -- is explicitly removed from the story.

I'm certain she didn't think about this because she just wanted to make Aliana head of Smart House, but that's fucking hilarious.
My god, Orchard sucks at writing.

Why does he even write at all?
 
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My god, Orchard sucks at writing.

Why does he even write at all?
Probably because of the same reason Mr.Enter still writes Growing Around, to do it "The Right Way", except unlike Enter, who just wants to fulfil his crossdressing fetish, Jerry does it because it's the politically correct thing to do, especially since it involves INFAMUS CIS WHITE TERF JK ROWLING.
 
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Probably because of the same reason Mr.Enter still writes Growing Around, to do it "The Right Way", except unlike Enter, who just wants to fulfil his crossdressing fetish, Jerry does it because it's the politically correct thing to do, especially since it involves INFAMUS CIS WHITE TERF JK ROWLING.
This may be optimistic but the internet might be a better place if people like Jerry and Enter weren’t on it.
 
Lily probably writes because the bar for entry is probably the lowest among the arts. All you need is a writing implement and something to write on, and nowadays computers are so ubiquitous anybody can smash on a keyboard and vomit it online. This is why you get hundreds of thousands of fanfics written by teenage girls; no barrier for entry.

But the skill ceiling is very high, and that huge gulf between people who are just cutting their teeth on the craft because they were inspired by One Direction (or, well, Harry Potter) and people who have honed their skills but are still inspired by One Direction (or Harry Potter) is vast. Lily probably keeps writing because it's easy, the younger members of fandoms reward self-indulgence, and her skill level is just high enough that those same younger readers won't have the literary experience to see or fully process how bad it actually is.

"Rowling's belief that changing the status quo itself is bad" The entire setting is built upon satirizing the wonderment of the Wizarding World, that with each book the Wizards look more and more backwards with how they're both visually and philosophically stuck in the past.

This is 100% true in the body of the books but kind of falls apart in the epilogue, where it seems that nothing has changed despite the systemic problems of the Wizarding World and that's what a lot of people ultimately walked away with, at least as far as those problems are concerned. I think the issue is that Rowling had the epilogue drafted years and years ahead of the end of the series and while it was obviously changed somewhat (the series originally ended with the word 'scar', for instance, which is obviously no longer the case) she was ultimately married to that scene.

Narratively it's a good button on the lives of the characters, but I see why people can get aggravated.

That said, Lily is obviously just parroting bad-faith arguments from people who now hate Rowling and only re-read the books to prove she's a fascist (not that I like them or anything, baka).

House Elves

The House Elves thing is pretty funny, given the standard complaints about them.

The actual issue with the House Elves is a little more complex than even being an enslaved species-- they're based on British folklore about fae that would secretly assist humans (oftentimes in ways the humans didn't appreciate) and who could only be dismissed by thanking them for their endeavors by leaving a gift (in the House Elves' case, the gifting of clothes). This is taken to a logical conclusion by having the wizards be aware of such magical beings, and have thus figured out how to 'employ' their services. House Elves in the book do by nature desire to serve humans because of these origins, but this was also taken to its logical conclusion by showing shitty people taking advantage and abusing them.

The joke about SPEW wasn't that House Elf rights were incorrect (this is illustrated both by Dobby's treatment, Sirius' abuse of Kreacher, and the EXPLICITLY UNSETTLING statue in the Ministry showing all the other magical races, including House Elves, effectively worshiping the wizards standing above them). It's that Hermione decided she knew the best interests of a group she was advocating for without even talking to them and ignored that, no, the sentient creatures did not appreciate her going White Man's Burden for them.

Most people who twist Rowling's character like to use this as her advocating slavery (as you said) despite obviously showing how fucked up the system is, so yes, it's very funny to see that Lily decides that dealing with the problem is both (1) too hard and (2) would deprive Harry of ready-made servants who can do basically anything and he simply has no choice but to accept their kindness there's just nothing he can do about it, he totally would though, but he can't, so he just has to respect them and probably let them solve all his problems.
 
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She’s sorry if she makes women, LGBTQ, and the whole continent of Africa uncomfortable with her enthusiasm.
UPDATE: SHE DELETED IT. I guess she’s not sorry. Get fucked black people.
(Let's say that, hypothetically, she left it up.)
Y'know, this apology might actually mean something if she actually called herself out on specific examples of her doing this (I can name a few) and if I actually believed that she would stop doing it (I don't).
The joke about SPEW wasn't that House Elf rights were incorrect (this is illustrated both by Dobby's treatment, Sirius' abuse of Kreacher, and the EXPLICITLY UNSETTLING statue in the Ministry showing all the other magical races, including House Elves, effectively worshiping the wizards standing above them). It's that Hermione decided she knew the best interests of a group she was advocating for without even talking to them and ignored that, no, the sentient creatures did not appreciate her going White Man's Burden for them.
I have, like, infinity problems with J.K. Rowling as both a writer and a person, but she was pretty ahead of her time on this one. Between this and the way she handled Ron Weasley (this says it better than I ever could, and i personally find it interesting), at the best of times she writes like the kind of person who understands racism and prejudice in theory but messes up in the context of real people.
 
The joke about SPEW wasn't that House Elf rights were incorrect (this is illustrated both by Dobby's treatment, Sirius' abuse of Kreacher, and the EXPLICITLY UNSETTLING statue in the Ministry showing all the other magical races, including House Elves, effectively worshiping the wizards standing above them). It's that Hermione decided she knew the best interests of a group she was advocating for without even talking to them and ignored that, no, the sentient creatures did not appreciate her going White Man's Burden for them.
The point of SPEW was also:

The House Elves' situation is a normalized and long standing element of wizard society. It's not like Voldemort where you ultimately can solve the problem by winning battles, society needs to change to solve it and change worth it's salt takes much more time, but the guys trying to take over the world are current the much more immediate issue with known solutions. Which is why Hermione doesn't stop her activism, she just realizes she can't truly support her cause until after Voldemort is dealt with, which we are told in the epilogue that she does do.

Hermione basically looks at the Wizarding Society like one of those historical dramas where the civilisations of centuries ago are written like they have modern values despite how little sense it makes. She's taken aback by the House Elves' apathy towards their position because she can't understand the idea of a world where slavery is accepted or that slaves wouldn't be equipped with the knowledge or awareness to understand that what's being done to them is unfair.
 
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This clip. :stress:

The quote she’s citing is Miyazaki as an artist lamenting that artists don’t draw from Real life and therefore miss out on the nuances of motion.
Lily doesn’t source it so I have too.
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“You see, whether you can draw like this or not, being able to think up this kind of design, it depends on whether or not you can say to yourself, ‘Oh, yeah, girls like this exist in real life.”

“If you don’t spend time watching real people, you can’t do this, because you’ve never seen it.”

“Some people spend their lives interested only in themselves.”

“Almost all Japanese animation is produced with hardly any basis taken from observing real people, you know.”

“It’s produced by humans who can’t stand looking at other humans.”

Any art teacher will say this same thing till their blue in the face.

Lily took this and made it about pedophiles and creeps who can’t socialize and are way too invested in fictional woman with large breasts who might as well be pedos.


But we all know what she’s like when measured with the same yard stick
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While on the subject here’s a nice overview of the evolution of Japanese anime styles: https://searchversity.com/blog/evolution-of-anime-art-styles/
 
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This clip. :stress:

The quote she’s citing is Miyazaki as an artist lamenting that artists don’t draw from Real life and therefore miss out on the nuances of motion.
Lily doesn’t source it so I have too.
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Any art teacher will say this same thing till their blue in the face.

Lily took this and made it about pedophiles and creeps who can’t socialize and are way too invested in fictional woman with large breasts who might as well be pedos.


But we all know what she’s like when measured with the same yard stick
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While on the subject here’s a nice overview of the evolution of Japanese anime styles: https://searchversity.com/blog/evolution-of-anime-art-styles/
Here's something nobody wants to say out loud so I'm going to have to be that person: Miyazaki is one of the biggest boomers on the planet who, just like Lily, is content with making fun of people who "don't go outside" rather than addressing root causes like Japan's staggeringly poor track record with mental health, and art being these artists' only means of escape.
You can say whatever you want about the good Miyazaki has done for anime, but nothing can excuse his level of pretentiousness. I swear, he thinks he's the only male anime creator to have ever written a good female character and that nobody "gets" romance like he does. Anybody can mock people for being antisocial, but it takes a special kind of person, the kind that Miyazaki and the people who throw around his "otakus are ruining anime you guys!!!11!!!1!" quotes aren't, to recognize the life circumstances that lead people to become "basement-dwellers".
The idea that nobody makes "real art" in the anime industry anymore, or that nobody is even trying to, is stupid. I don't even watch anime, but the medium doesn't need to justify itself as "real art, not just otaku-pandering trash" by pumping out grandiose art pieces constantly. If you're going to work in an oppressive, demanding industry, you might as well make something just for fun, something that you enjoy that caters to what you want (again, barring certain obvious exceptions and as long as you're not hurting anybody with your art or in your personal life).
This is another example of Lily's anti-Japanese racism: Anime is held to an imaginary standard of "its art style degrading over time" that the West doesn't fit into because Lily decided it doesn't. Anime is bad because Lily has seen a couple of anime she hates, but if people watch Thundercats Roar and decide that cartoons aren't what they used to be, then that's stupid. This is indistinguishable from the way people like Ben Shapiro talk about rap music.
 
Lily probably writes because the bar for entry is probably the lowest among the arts. All you need is a writing implement and something to write on, and nowadays computers are so ubiquitous anybody can smash on a keyboard and vomit it online. This is why you get hundreds of thousands of fanfics written by teenage girls; no barrier for entry.

But the skill ceiling is very high, and that huge gulf between people who are just cutting their teeth on the craft because they were inspired by One Direction (or, well, Harry Potter) and people who have honed their skills but are still inspired by One Direction (or Harry Potter) is vast. Lily probably keeps writing because it's easy, the younger members of fandoms reward self-indulgence, and her skill level is just high enough that those same younger readers won't have the literary experience to see or fully process how bad it actually is.
The other thing with writing vs any other artform: any writing that one does is indistinguishable from practice vs. finalized piece. With art you have to practice, hours upon hours, working on the basics and building up. Behind any artist is going to be thousands and thousands of sketches, doodles, and drawings that only exist so that the artist could practice and get better. They're not meant to be viewed by most people, they exist solely for the artist's benefit.
But with writing? Anything you write can be seen as a complete piece. Whether it's a 100-word drabble that you push out just to get something down, or an entire short story written in an afternoon. Everything can be a complete, finished piece. So it's perfect for Lily, because she doesn't have to practice. Literally anything she puts down is ready to go, up for consumption by her fans. Quality, grammar, spelling, none of it matters. Once she's hit that last punctuation it's out the door.
 
Anime is held to an imaginary standard of "its art style degrading over time" that the West doesn't fit into because Lily decided it doesn't. Anime is bad because Lily has seen a couple of anime she hates, but if people watch Thundercats Roar and decide that cartoons aren't what they used to be, then that's stupid.
Except, no one cares what Jerry thinks.
But with writing? Anything you write can be seen as a complete piece. Whether it's a 100-word drabble that you push out just to get something down, or an entire short story written in an afternoon. Everything can be a complete, finished piece. So it's perfect for Lily, because she doesn't have to practice. Literally anything she puts down is ready to go, up for consumption by her fans. Quality, grammar, spelling, none of it matters. Once she's hit that last punctuation it's out the door.
You’re right, I’ve seen tons of horrible fanfics that have gotten high praise.
 
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