Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Probably the former if Lily is still purging older videos.
She's really wanting for engagement nowadays. If she wants to make any money off this pokemon video she might want to release it in parts. I don't know if that would mean diminishing returns or not but it would mean more videos and more ads no doubt.
 
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So sorry I've been absent again.
I have here all the latest stream recordings. However, because of how slow the upload speeds are here right now, I'll have to upload them piece by piece over time. Don't want the computer to have to overheat or risk losing progress.
I'll let you know when everything is done and properly formatted.
 

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  • potter1.mp4
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More because I can't edit my last post.
Forget the formatting. I'll just post the files and share a guide of sorts below here.
Numbers in the names indicate order. All files with "C" at the end indicate a version with the chat recorded.
"potter": RPG Maker MV and preview of Potter video; 5 files; May 2
"satis": Playing Satisfactory; 9 files; May 5
"satisfa": More playing Satisfactory; 4 rip files, 6 chat files; May 9
"moon": Playing Pokémon Moon; 2 files; May 11
"zelda": Playing RPG Maker MV and then The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom; 7 files; May 16
"moons": More playing Pokémon Moon and preview of Pokémon video; 8 rip files, 11 chat files; May 19
"mordor": Writing and then playing Middle Earth: Shadow of War; 4 files; May 22
"ill": Working on video and then playing Fabledom; 2 files; May 29; immediately deleted
"birthday": More playing Zelda for Lily's birthday; 3 files; May 30; immediately deleted
"civil": Playing Civilization VI; 4 files; June 2
 

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"birthday": More playing Zelda
Thanks Devil :drink:

- She continues the trend of being sour on her birthday. This and the one earlier are the ones I've skimmed through. New video's about the trope "Darkness Makes You Forget" Lily takes issue with it. She's behaving herself for the most part. Even her tumblr now has a splash screen of this blog may be 18+
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- She's sick and is coughing. Sometimes the cough is productive, sometimes it's a dry hack.

- Lily is animated and full of energy at the start. Mikay being there is most likely the reason. Chat thinks it's Mikay's birthday and Mikay quickly corrects them. Lily rags on chat for saying an enemy in Zelda is scary. She tears into them not letting it go calling Zelda the "Lenny from Mice and Men of game design"

- She scoffs at a tumblr she showed her wife and an interesting habit of Lily's is revealed. Lily will show Mikay something in her private chat and then after a response delete it claiming she not going have that sort of thing in her chat! Mikay's memory is so bad she won't remember what's been sent or not, she just agrees on default. How interesting.

- After a time Mikay heads off to work and Lily is left alone with her chat and grows increasingly more despondent.
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-She only brightens at her Sith OC drawn for her birthday. Spends 15 minutes just gawking at it, occasionally sighing and cooing but it's mostly silence. She may be doing something on her other monitor but it is a bit odd. In the end she decides she wants to frame this fanart and is dumbfounded when someone asks who that character is.

- Puff World starts spamming her retarded questions (Why this idiot isn't banned a third time is a testament to Lily's patience.)

- Coughing again she reminds the chat she's recovering from chemo and that she tells them every damn stream.

- She ends it at her lowest claiming she'd love to just sleep the day away.
 
This should hopefully be the last of them.
Probably not.
 

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Spectrum Dash and Asy Sparkle are making a return. A Stockholm for a new age.
(you will not weather the streams alone Tuna, I'll recap a few to take the load off your shoulders)
What happened I thought she was done writing for real forever for serious this time. It really was a fit huh.

Both Ascentia and Spectrum are a mixture of her Wow fanfiction and My Little Pony, just in case you weren't taking these characters seriously.
 
I was right it was about Britt.
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Just a reminder. 14 year old trans women have no business being anywhere near Lily Orchard or her content. Frustratingly they also can just say whatever they want and pretend it's true. Lily has no sex tape, the closest being her nip slips on streams before everyone shamed her into stopping.
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This is painfully obvious teen lying for attention, is your uncle the CEO of Nintendo too, Stella?
 
So sorry I've been absent again.
I have here all the latest stream recordings. However, because of how slow the upload speeds are here right now, I'll have to upload them piece by piece over time. Don't want the computer to have to overheat or risk losing progress.
I'll let you know when everything is done and properly formatted.
Decided to watch the first few satisfactory clips, the other ones are not working for me. My god this site is chugging. Thank you Devil for delivering this kahn-tent. First satisfactory clip cuts to a random vtuber stream halfway through for five seconds.
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She is by herself but has more energy than usual.
Starts the stream by hearing that one of her vids has a hogwarts legacy ad on it, shows the audience how to block a particular ad on youtube.

Among her blocklist is autism speaks, prageru (don't blame her) and those sixpack shortcut things. According to her youtubers like the pretend it's out of their hands but they actually have full control. It's easy for her to say that because her channel is small and her fans are snitches. Scolds someone in chat for playing it for free and giving it a 6/10.

(around this time at 17 minutes a random vtuber stream cuts in for five seconds)
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Maybe it was a problem with twitch.

Starting skipping around, she is mostly focused on gameplay, had no idea what chat was saying.

Around an hour in she decides to start reading comments on her newest JK Rowling video. Gets mad because there's a moment in the books that a black character is racially insulted and Harry isn't angry in the proper way(?). Most of the comments boil down to J K Rowling being bad in a substanceless way, they just know she's bad and can't really articulate it in any meaningful way.

Says Alan Rickman can only play one character, shows clips from Galaxy Quest. Wishes she'd watched it while her and Ginger were still together.

Hour and 10 minutes in a comment says it appreciates that Lily articulates stuff they don't understand, compares her to grad school course for diversity in counseling, Lily says she is on the level of a masters class despite never going to college.

(nothing happens for a long time)

back to reading comments, something very apparent in the comment reading part is that the audio is delayed.

Ends with "terfs aren't even people" make of that what you will.
Most of it was pure nothing, and the rest was her rolling in praise for her cheap pop JK Rowling video.
 
Decided to watch the first few satisfactory clips, the other ones are not working for me. My god this site is chugging. Thank you Devil for delivering this kahn-tent. First satisfactory clip cuts to a random vtuber stream halfway through for five seconds.
Let me know if any of the files don't work at all.

Anyway, here's more.
Might be the end of the line here.
 

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Okay, here's the actual end of the line, including yesterday's new video editing stream.
The files will be named "vid".
 

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  • vid4C.mp4
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  • vid1.mp4
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  • vid3C.mp4
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Let me know if any of the files don't work at all.

Anyway, here's more.
Might be the end of the line here.
Alright I got it working thanks Debull. Jumping ahead moving on to the shadow of war stream
First half hour or so is Lily typing up her latest "worst trope" script, nothing of interest. Ginger and two other people show up and Lily starts playing Shadow of War.

The next half hour consists of some autistic girl rambling about theater and growing up in Oklahoma. Once Ginger peaces out so she can sleep Lily quietly demands that the rest of the stream stays on topic, which means watching her play and asking her questions. I guess she had only been tolerating the conversation because Ginger was interested.
Everyone present is incredibly mentally deficient, and forcing them to talk about something as lifeless as Shadow of War gameplay does not improve the stream.

Someone named Hex shows up, Hex has this tremor to their voice that makes it sound like they're being held at gunpoint. For whatever reason whenever the group gets too deep into a subject Hex demands they get back on topic. This includes when Hex prompted the subject to begin with, they begin to talk about how Tolkien and later fantasy authors portray orcs, which Lily is interested in, but Hex pancakes and says they've gone too far off topic. It's so very awkward.

According to Lily the idea that demons are inherently evil is a boring catholic one, despite demons being evil spirits in every religion.

For the first time ever, Lily asks someone for a source on something they're saying. Hex claims Tolkien was a mythological purist about how beings should be portrayed and Lily asks Hex for a source and tells them to stop. It is so weird hearing Lily Orchard tell someone to back up what they say, my brain can't handle it.

For a lot of the stream the guest's mics are louder than Lily's, and so is the game, so it's hard to hear what she's even saying half the time.

The talk about dnd morality alignments for way too long. Lily seethes about Anduin existing. I'm not even kidding, according to her people only like Anduin because he looks aryan, and they are nazis. She takes Warcraft alignment this seriously. Hex thanks Lily for revealing to them that most people only dislike a character because they are nazis or misogynists.

The other girl, not Hex, tries to go through a list she made of netflix animated things, Lily blows her off and the stream just kind of ends there.

I do this because I have not suffered enough for my crimes. This stream was pain. the three people that were watching, they constantly make little noises and chortle whenever Lily says anything. But the multi person streams tend to be more interesting than the single or two person ones, even if everyone is afraid of what Lily's going to say.
 

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Minor Update (Patreon) June 3rd 2023

So for the last few days I was getting a move on finishing up the recording/writing for the Generation 7 segment of the Pokemon video. This one... isn't great because Sun and Moon is very directed and straightforward and most of the story are characters repeating the same things, so my humour isn't at it's best. But it's done, and it's freeing that it's done because it was the one I was dreading the most.

The script for the Worst Trope is half-complete, and was pushed down the priority list while I was working on the Pokemon segment. But now it's the top priority.
I was originally planning to immediately follow up with the video on Tiana since it placed second in the poll, but due to recent events I am extremely skittish about that prospect and have shelved the script for the time being.

The next podcast was going to be about Season 1 of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, but again due to the same recent events I have completely shelved that idea.
Anyway that catches everyone up to speed. I know videos are taking longer, but they ARE longer and I'm recovering from cancer, so that's just going to be the norm now.

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YOU HAD CANCER??? OMG GIRL WTF!!! Thats so bad omg im so sorry!!!
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I'm okay, it's in remission

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"The Dark Side Will Make You Forget" Is The Worst Trope Ever

Lily & Mikaila Orchard
Duration 17:49
 
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What the hell, Lily?

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She's in a a transitional state since learning of her father's attendance at a catholic school famous for their abuse. She's slowly but surely going back to old whiping boys, weaving back in Catholics and catholic repression as the source of her trauma. Since she was raised a catholic and hates her father everything will link back to them in some way and that's all the jokes will be for awhile, its even shown up in the newest video post above.


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She made Spectrum one of God's chosen people.
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She also alludes to a 100$ cash prize for Spectrum's design in a contest 5 years ago that she may or not have paid up on, lies about his origins in Stockholm and says that anyone making Spectrum more masculine like Fabio was misunderstanding her, despite the fact that she admits she gave very vague outlines.

I know at least on of those artists. The top far right is an artist that's been up until April of 2023 drawing fanart of the TSR

seekingsolance has since either moved or deactivated their tumblr account. But at the latest iteration they were only 22. So much for adults being your fans huh Lils?


ETA:
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She still hasn't figured out how to silence Amber Alerts

 
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She made Spectrum one of God's chosen people.
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She also alludes to a 100$ cash prize for Spectrum's design in a contest 5 years ago that she may or not have paid up on, lies about his origins in Stockholm and says that anyone making Spectrum more masculine like Fabio was misunderstanding her, despite the fact that she admits she gave very vague outlines.
I think I remember she used to do contests like these, she got angry that people submitted a bunch of these for free, which goes to show how much goodwill she's chased away.
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There's only a few select people that still do fanart, and it's mostly of her or Aliana. Although I guess she regrets ever making Aliana so we're back to these shitty characters from Scars. Do her recent fans have any idea who Spectrum and Assana are? Is her flight of fancy with TSR and Madhouse over?
 
Why would Vampires be living in churches when most Vampire lore has holy ground being pretty bad for them (since, you know, they're usually enemies of heaven)? Because one ritual churches have is metaphorically drinking the blood of Christ?

And you just gotta love the brutal honesty of 'God, can my phone stop sending me messages of unimportant shit like children going missing near my location? Who the hell cares?!'
 

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