Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Ben Laden said:
I used to be subscibed to Jerry up until, like, June when I heard about the Josh thing and someone in the comments directed me here and I've been lurking ever since then. Didn't he make a video justifying Mary sues? I think he said that Mary Sues are fake (just like SJews) and that it doesn't matter if the character is interesting.

Goddamn, he can't even follow his own advice. All of the Valkyries are basically the same character. You can't relate to any of them either. They all are completely interchangeable, just some are more brown than others. It's more like Jerry's political cartoon. Full of strawmen and exists only to excite his own liberal boner.
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Welcome to the farms.

Was a fan of his until about a month before the "Lily" rebrand.

Anyway, yeah. I've seen that he has a bit of a habit of saying things don't exist (Mary Sue, SJeWs, anti-bronies) in order to sound edgy, smart, and 'different' while in reality, his claims are largely unsubstantiated and based around his own narcissism and biases, yet, in the face of counterevidence, he just covers his ears and looks away. He has become the prime example of the proverbial idiom "the pot calling the kettle black", as we've pointed out numerous times.
In fact, who's willing to bet he's going to make a 'Knob' post about that particular phrase sometime soon?

And his mostly 13 year old fans just eat that shit up, because of their overwhelming need to sound right while looking edgy and different. I sincerely hope they all grow up.
 
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Yeah his fanfic are really fucking bad and especially the ones about the Valkyries if anything just from the things I can remember of it (while a fun time to read and make fun of) I'm glad he stopped working on it.

I even remember Jerry saying they can go to ANY universe but when someone pointed out the fact they can go into series like Fallout, Mass Effect, and pretty much all the popular stuff he said they wouldn't go there "because they think it's boring"

Oh and I remember that they destroyed humanity because I believe "Americans destroyed the monument" first off what monument it could be anything in DC second why destroy humanity because of the failings of one country and three it's obvious this is Jerry showing how much he hates America and it.might show how he wants us dead


Though that's obvious
 
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I'm not gonna bother screenshotting literally everything, but Jerry's Tumblr is filled to the brim with Chris-Chan-esque lolcow content today.

I implore all of you faggots to get out there and have a good time. Post all your favorite findings here for us to see, it's holiday.
 
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This is fucked.

Let's assume these are legitimate fans asking this. That means there's some weird fucking 13 year olds who want to see Jerry be '''''''''sexy'''''''''

If those accounts are all sockpuppets, he's posting this shit of his own accord. No one asked, he just felt like showing everyone on his tumblr his panties whether they like it or not.
 
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Ben Laden said:
This is fucked.

Let's assume these are legitimate fans asking this. That means there's some weird fucking 13 year olds who want to see Jerry be '''''''''sexy'''''''''

If those accounts are all sockpuppets, he's posting this shit of his own accord. No one asked, he just felt like showing everyone on his tumblr his panties whether they like it or not.
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We've already deduced that The Last Alicorn is a sockpuppet account.

The other ones are "HauntedYouthWonderland" and "Miss-MysteryTheorist", so look into it at your heart's content.

Also, I'm not sure why Jerry didn't just call the former a sexist pig for wanting to see a "woman's" panties (dude's underpants), unless Jerry was like "anyone want le- lewd photos today?"

So, yeah. I suppose Jerry's pretty much become Chris-Chan 2.0.

That explains it.

Looks like we'll have to check back on Tuesdays for the juicy creepy stuff.

Also it's been changed back to HorrorCow.

Much more fitting.
 

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chadmuska said:
http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153819944370/do-you-think-the-pathetic-wastes-of-the-likes-of
https://archive.is/43rTR

"There was one time Lizzy told me to stop referring to Christian theology as “mythology” in a reblog, and Kiwi Farms was convinced that I had somehow brainwashed her into marrying me."

HI, JERRY!
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt'sssssssssssssss Jerry!

Hey, call me a reactionist, angry conservative! Do it! I feed off of your delusions! Gimme 'dat wrong-ness!
 
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Good to know that you lurk, dude. Hope you've been taking our criticism and ridicule to heart.
I’ve said multiple times that I don’t think Josh should die, just get a good ass kicking. People (including him) are continuing to claim that I called for his death.
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Even if that was entirely true (either it's not, or you just fucking suck at hyperbole, Jerry, why don'tcha take that statement back if you're so insistent?), saying that he's a Nazi or that he deserves an 'ass-kicking' for thinking a different way than you DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE MORE LEVEL-HEADED PERSON.

Why don't you tell us, personally, Jerry? What has Josh said or done that's warranted the label? Worn a pointy white hood? Has a portrait of Hitler, which he salutes every day? Says Heil Hitler every day before breakfast?

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http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153819944370/do-you-think-the-pathetic-wastes-of-the-likes-of
https://archive.is/43rTR

"There was one time Lizzy told me to stop referring to Christian theology as “mythology” in a reblog, and Kiwi Farms was convinced that I had somehow brainwashed her into marrying me."

HI, JERRY!
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...wait a second.

He's referring to this post.

Woo! I was acknowledged!! Kind of.
 
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X-Shaped Weeaboo said:
If Lord Ryder made any sense as a character, he would discover what a sniveling faggot his creator was and slaughter him right then and there. But because he doesn't, he'd probably give Jerry a blowjob and call him "Lord".
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'Um, actually, the Valkyries all have immense respect for their creator, and treat him as they would their father. They would never harm the being who created them for something so petty as being a faggot'

This shit may as well be 'Jerry and the Hedgehog Boys' at this point.
 
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