Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

ÁchtunaRoll said:

Seedy's Best Streaming Moments​

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Okay, a few quesions...
  1. Is Lily playing a modded game so she can lust over Zelda?
  2. What did Sidon to do earn Lily's scorn?
  3. Why didn't Lily turn off the stream to help her wife with such a personal matter?
  4. Did Lily really just say nobody liked the Legend of Zelda's stories? As in, one of the highlights of the franchise?
  5. How does a concept as simple as "Talking with other characters helps expand the world" not get through Lily's thick skull?
  6. Does Lily even like games with stories and cutscenes? She loves Kingdom Hearts so much, but never complains about the cutscenes.
 
Ultraman Orb Dark said:
What did Sidon to do earn Lily's scorn?
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Sidon is a popular yaoi ship with Link. If Lily wants lesbains or transbian Link, it would be shipping competition and drive him mad. And a lot of people like him, so have to be contradictory.



Ultraman Orb Dark said:
How does a concept as simple as "Talking with other characters helps expand the world" not get through Lily's thick skull?
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There's so much that bounces off Lorch's head that it's a miracle he retains any information at all.


Ultraman Orb Dark said:
Why didn't Lily turn off the stream to help her wife with such a personal matter?
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Whatever it is, he is playing a game and has decided that this is Lorch time, not Mikayla (I will now proceed to use every spelling of Michayla in the book because it is not worth remembering McKayla's real spelling, a 1 in 400 name variation chance of respect). Mykayla is a negleted child at a casino while mommy plays her slot machines and drinks her happy juice.


Ultraman Orb Dark said:
Does Lily even like games with stories and cutscenes? She loves Kingdom Hearts so much, but never complains about the cutscenes.
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If it does not have one of her hyperspecific interests in it, it isn't worth it. If Gardivor instead of Rotom was your companion Pokedex Pokemon in Sun and Moon, Lily would rate it the highest in the franchise.
 
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The fabled April Fools video by Sai, a complete Lily-style rip on Kingdom Hearts.
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Local copy.

I appreciate her commitment to the bit.
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I appreciate her commitment to the bit.
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I unironically like Seedy Orchid. Thanks to the review not taking itself seriously her character ends up being pretty enjoyable and quite a few of her jokes made me giggle. The almost aryan design of Liquid CD to counter the blackface Solid CD's is just a beautiful touch too. I guess the fast-talking smug critic can actually be entertaining when not voiced by a whiny nerd.

It's just an april fools' thing, but I genuinely wish Sai would make Seedy a running joke, she is great.
 
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YWNBAM said:
I unironically like Seedy Orchid. Thanks to the review not taking itself seriously her character ends up being pretty enjoyable and quite a few of her jokes made me giggle. The almost aryan design of Liquid CD to counter the blackface Solid CD's is just a beautiful touch too. I guess the fast-talking smug critic can actually be entertaining when not voiced by a whiny nerd.

It's just an april fools' thing, but I genuinely wish Sai would make Seedy a running joke, she is great.
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Agreed, funnily enough in parodying Lily's attitude and mannerisms she made the video funnier than anything Lily's ever made. The bad faith and lazy approach Lily always takes to media analysis makes for a very very funny riff on your average youtube critic.

Although, I counted about 4 "utters" and only one reference to incest. Rookie numbers! Do better next year Sai!
 
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ÁchtunaRoll said:

Seedy's Best Streaming Moments​

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Insired me to grab a couple clips of Lily raging and a miscellaneous clip or two, and make a little compilation.

Was too focused on trying to balance out the audio volume to notice the vertical recordings got cut off, oops.
 
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Stuck Pooh said:
Insired me to grab a couple clips of Lily raging and a miscellaneous clip or two, and make a little compilation.
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Was too focused on trying to balance out the audio volume to notice the vertical recordings got cut off, oops.
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Lily: Why does nobody donate during my streams?
Lily whenever someone tries to talk to her during a stream:

Also, "Why would they cancel a show for gay rep and then air the gay rep?". It's called performative activism, Lily. You might be familiar with it.
 
Seeing Sai’s video has got me thinking. To me at least. I feel like Lily’s love of KH feels… performative. And I don’t mean in a fake fan way but like she’s acting like KH is this great game as it has to be shown for what a good game it is. Like she just discovered it. Then again nothing is “normal” about Lily.

Though I will say, I would love to see Lily try to do something with the video but I bet she’ll be seething about for a month or so. Lily will try to do something to make fun of sai but it won’t bode well cause she isn’t funny. Plus she wouldn’t understand that for parody to work… you need to know and understand what you’re making fun of… and Lily well, she’s just plain stupid.
 
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Frank Greene32 said:
I feel like Lily’s love of KH feels… performative. And I don’t mean in a fake fan way but like she’s acting like KH is this great game as it has to be shown for what a good game it is. Like she just discovered it. Then again nothing is “normal” about Lily.
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The thing I've noticed is that whenever Lily talks about the things she likes, she tries to hype them up as hidden gems. Just look at what she's said about Star Trek Voyager or the cartoon Braceface.
 
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I'm sorry, remind me who's perspective that "Don't Move" is from, again?
The rapist?

And if that's a relationship, explain the tag "implied incest".

Yes, rape is inherently sexual, and therefore can be taken as pornographic. Non-Con exists for a reason.

CD-Lily, you lying bitch...

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In other news, something dawned on me when thinking about the information CD-Lily chose to spill online... and that's if CD-Lily had not moved between then and now.

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