Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Apparently Lily no longer makes a distinction between fans and stalkers.
Good to know that she has absolutely no respect for the people she depends on for her income.
Here's a funny fucking notion.

You can think someone's an asshole and still not want them to get physically harmed.

For some autistic reason, I'm having trouble putting what I want to say in words. Please bear with me.

Jerry's detractors tend to make it obvious that they don't want Jerry to die or be physically harmed, despite his shithead fans, wife, and Ebara claiming it is so. For some reason, when/if his detractors express disgust when they hear that someone slaps him for being a bitch or an ass, this anon automatically assumes hypocrisy where there is none. The anon (and ebara by extension) is assuming total malice on the part of his detractors. It's autistic.

In essence, saying that "Lily's a horrible bitch" doesn't mean that they also think "Lily should get slapped in the face for being a horrible bitch".

And yeah, his fans were the ones expressing concern, sure. It's an established fact that he has terrible chemistry with them. He literally took "don't slap an abuse victim who just had several panic attacks" and treated it as if it was some asshole douchebag stalker trying to slight him.

Besides, Jerry himself always said that if you feel someone needs help, then drag them kicking and screaming to get help. All I see is him kicking and screaming.

So, Ebara's right, pick a lane, faggot.

Phew. and now for this:
I was just looking up whether lily was transgender or not, so I'm genuinely surprised by ~2470 posts dedicated to criticizing a 21 year old who is a bit too reckless on the internet.

Seems unproductive. If he's not willing to question his own beliefs yet, he's going to say a lot of stupid stuff. It doesn't even mean his opinions are without merit. I've seen more mature belief systems based on fewer facts.
Sure, he's pretty reckless, but he still claims he's of sound mind and has grown from his past, yet all he does is scream about supposedly being stalked (he has a public account, he isn't being stalked any more than Trump is on his twitter), calls people Nazis when they aren't, and even now, rejects concern out of what I assume to be arrogance. And I don't think I even need to bring up his history of hypocrisy.







He should know better, and he takes people talking about him and twists it into "they want me dead!"
...and when people say they don't want him dead and express concern when they hear he's being physically assaulted, Jerry calls them hypocrites! tfw two intelligent
 
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Uuuuuhuuuu... low standards huh?
 
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Okay, going off on previous asks/posts, is he saying that his Mary Sue self-insert character KILLED God? Please don't let that be the case, please don't let him sink that low... (what am I even saying, of course he would)
And the "King's Cross scene", I can only guess the Harry Potter scene in the last movie, or I'm missing something.

Her Mary Sue self-insert characters killed ALL the gods. They Val'kyr commit genocide on every deity in the universe. YHWH is just the last one left by the end.

In the last book after Harry dies, he goes to Limbo, which looks kinda like King's Cross Station, has a big exposition chat with Dumbledore. Which may or may not have been happening entirely in his head. It also revealed that Voldemort crippled his soul to the point where he'll be stuck in Limbo as a ugly, wailing baby for all eternity.

Going by what I know about the story, I guess she'll rip it off by having Ascentia talk with the long dead Ryder and then Ryder does his thing.
 
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"I designed Ryder so that he can't be killed by a "win button" ability."

Listen Jerry, if you want to interpret Biblical characters literally, then you can't kill God. You would have to deliberately turn him into a wimp or design Ryder with a win button himself to do so, and BOTH are tell-tale signs of a shitty fucking author.

Your character is fucking stupid and totally a power fantasy concept, and you're fucking ridiculous if you genuinely think otherwise. (Replace Ryder with anybody, the concept is still absurd ala Spawn killing God with powers he stole from Hell despite Hell being weaker than God.)

Let's be smart about this and analyze how other pieces of fiction dealth with "God" just real quick.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: God "died" when he was forced to cease existing after the absurdity of the logic of God is turned inward on itself.

Dragonball (YES. Fucking DRAGON BALL did this better): "God" is a title in this universe and can be passed to individuals deemed worthy by "God". Their also given rules and abilities related to the job, but they can still be killed due to the nature of the universe.

Let's not even get into the absolutely hilarious argument to be made that Ryder contains all the reasons Jerry hates God (trust me, this can of worms will come another day), the fact that this is your standard for quality writing actually speaks a lot to your lack of talent.

Also, in case you see this faggot, WoW spells are pretty low on the spectrum as far as fictional super powers are concerned. You're fucking full of shit of you think that lore can create a venue in which it could kill Godly characters in fiction, let alone the actual hypothetical God itself.

Edit: One more thing in regards to him ripping off Harry Potter.


"God dies and spends eternity suffering like a baby because fuck him."

Also

"Ryder is not evil because having all this power makes him saaaaad and he'd rather not have it because responsibility is so taaaaaxing."

What. A. Fucking. Joke.
 
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Saw their latest video on "Steven Universe"
Liked the first two minutes of it and laughed at "Lars has no earlobes!"
I fully agreed with their video; had no idea they were a tranny brony.
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"Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

This false martyrdom is even more stupid when you realize that Jerry wrote it so that Ryder still ended up CHOOSING this life despite clearly not wanting to and Jerry writing NOTHING to indicate it was something he was forced or had to do.

And yet, we're still supposed to see his death as a tragedy.

Fuck you Jerry.
 
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"I designed Ryder so that he can't be killed by a "win button" ability."

Listen Jerry, if you want to interpret Biblical characters literally, then you can't kill God. You would have to deliberately turn him into a wimp or design Ryder with a win button himself to do so, and BOTH are tell-tale signs of a shitty fucking author.

Your character is fucking stupid and totally a power fantasy concept, and you're fucking ridiculous if you genuinely think otherwise. (Replace Ryder with anybody, the concept is still absurd ala Spawn killing God with powers he stole from Hell despite Hell being weaker than God.)

Let's be smart about this and analyze how other pieces of fiction dealth with "God" just real quick.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: God "died" when he was forced to cease existing after the absurdity of the logic of God is turned inward on itself.

Dragonball (YES. Fucking DRAGON BALL did this better): "God" is a title in this universe and can be passed to individuals deemed worthy by "God". Their also given rules and abilities related to the job, but they can still be killed due to the nature of

To add onto that, God’s very voice, ‘The Word’ Of God, has supernatural powers. Whatever God says happens (let there be light and all that.)

If Jehovah said ‘Go Go Gadget you-don’t-exist-anymore’ then Lord Ryder would not have stood a chance. In more peaceful means, if Jehovah told him not to fight him, Ryder would be forced to bend to Jehovah’s will and go home. There’s no way a WoW OC can defeat an omniscient being who can literally do anything they want, possibly even deny their own death. Hell, the only reason Jesus allowed himself to die on the cross was because dying for the sins of man was his destiny as the Mesiah, even though the Jews were expecting a warrior king who would end the Roman occupation.

It’s an edgy Atheist power-fantasy and nothing more.
 
Did someone come out and say that he was a dick again? Or did he have some kind of intense panic attack or a stress-heart attack?
 
Doesn't look like it. There are no announcements of the sort, so if she had another meltdown it was an uncharacteristically quiet one.

My guess would be that she's still reading the thread and deleted the posts because we were talking about them.
 
That's always hilarious as it's not "jehovah" or anyone else that's God in those stories - but the author. So for Jerry's story to really work, he would have to write about ryder trying to kill him. Which shows how absurd the idea is.

Now I will give Steven King this: it's my understanding he ran with that idea and incorporated his injuries from being hit by a car into the Dark Tower series as the villains making an attempt on his life to accomplish this goal.

But then that just shows why King is a billion book selling author and Jerry is only infamous on this board.
 
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