Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

Okay okay I have a few thoughts

First: I can’t imagine the amount of messages Lizzy’s about to get lmao

Second: Who bets this is his fault? And that he’s gonna blame her for it?

He did it with Josh, Patchwork, virtually everyone.

Third: Is he gonna change his last name back to Peet?

Fourth: After what happened with Patchwork, I wouldn’t necessarily count on Lizzy starting to badmouth Jerry. In fact she’ll probably make a post within the next few minutes saying “don’t bother me about it”.

I’m completely open to being proven wrong.

Fifth: Think she’ll erase her denial of Jerry’s story?
 
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

Okay okay I have a few thoughts

First: I can’t imagine the amount of messages Lizzy’s about to get lmao

Second: Who bets this is his fault? And that he’s gonna blame her for it?

He did it with Josh, Patchwork, virtually everyone.

Third: Is he gonna change his last name back to Peet?

Fourth: After what happened with Patchwork, I wouldn’t necessarily count on Lizzy starting to badmouth Jerry. In fact she’ll probably make a post within the next few minutes saying “don’t bother me about it”.

I’m completely open to being proven wrong.

Fifth: Think she’ll erase her denial of Jerry’s story?
Apparently Jerry has already started erasing Lizzy's reblogs? And yeah, I was wondering about the last name too, that's gonna be awkward as all hell.
 
Apparently Jerry has already started erasing Lizzy's reblogs? And yeah, I was wondering about the last name too, that's gonna be awkward as all hell.

Man I wonder how Josh's marriage plans are going?

Wait hold on, I got another one.

At least Jerry didn't pressure Lizzy into a marriage wink wink!

Hold on, one more.

Jerry's marriage was about as long as the Skype call in which he proposed to her!

Oh my God all of this is so funny I don't know if I'll be able to stop.
 
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

I never imagined that their breakup would happen with this kind of amazing timing

I am very much looking foward to seeing how this is gonna develope.
And with Lily's steadily deteriorating mental health these last few years, I can only imagine the kind of fireworks her personality defects are gonna produce now.

Excuse me while I go buy myself an extra large tub of popcorn for this show.

Also, it just occured to me
I mean to remember that Lily was gonna visit Lizzy around this time?
I wonder if she made it there before or after Lizzy broke up with her.
Imagine getting on a plane to visit your girlfriend, only to be dumped the moment your plane is back on the ground...
 
Also, it just occured to me
I mean to remember that Lily was gonna visit Lizzy around this time?
I wonder if she made it there before or after Lizzy broke up with her.
Imagine getting on a plane to visit your girlfriend, only to be dumped the moment your plane is back on the ground...
I believe Lizzy lives in Toronto as implied by her "Lizzy@Toronto" Twitter name that she had

I dunno though
 
I believe Lizzy lives in Toronto as implied by her "Lizzy@Toronto" Twitter name that she had

I dunno though

Alright, just because I had made myself curious, I did some digging on Archive and yes, Lily was gonna fly to Toronto.
And lookie there, the post about how she is waiting for her plane has also been deleted.

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https://archive.fo/GPmU2

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https://archive.fo/uL7rr

And that particular one was archived on the 2nd of December.
And Lily states that Lizzy broke up with her on the 3rd of December.
So yeah, from the looks of it there is a solid chance that she got dumped after going through all the trouble of flying to Toronto first.
 
Alright, just because I had made myself curious, I did some digging on Archive and yes, Lily was gonna fly to Toronto.
And lookie there, the post about how she is waiting for her plane has also been deleted.

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https://archive.fo/GPmU2

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https://archive.fo/uL7rr

And that particular one was archived on the 2nd of December.
And Lily states that Lizzy broke up with her on the 3rd of December.
So yeah, from the looks of it there is a solid chance that she got dumped after going through all the trouble of flying to Toronto first.

And once again, Lily has made a terrible decision that puts her through some kind of financial turmoil.
 
And once again, Lily has made a terrible decision that puts her through some kind of financial turmoil.

One could feel almost sorry for her. Almost.

Also, update on her's and Lizzy's relationship:

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https://archive.fo/wWJb8

Looks they broke up on bad terms, or at least Lily is determined to take it on bad terms regardless of what Lizzy thinks.

Lizzy herself has not given a statement yet, neither on her Tumblr https://witchylizzy97.tumblr.com/ nor her Twitter https://twitter.com/witchylizzy?lang=en for those who wanna look themselves.
 
One could feel almost sorry for her. Almost.

Also, update on her's and Lizzy's relationship:

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https://archive.fo/wWJb8

Looks they broke up on bad terms, or at least Lily is determined to take it on bad terms regardless of what Lizzy thinks.

Lizzy herself has not given a statement yet, neither on her Tumblr https://witchylizzy97.tumblr.com/ or her Twitter https://twitter.com/witchylizzy?lang=en for those who wanna look themselves.

Well, of course, Lily's going to say that. Nobody likes all that build-up for nothing. Now Lily's just going to finna be a lonely incel.

It has begun

AND THAT'S WHEN LILY'S HEART SHRUNK FIVE SIZES THAT DAY, IF SHE EVEN HAD ONE.
 

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This is starting to sound like the thing with Brittany. Like, when Jerry felt shitty and wanted her to give her more attention and Brittany just had enough of giving all her energy to him.

Also, this seems WAY too much set up. First he makes this huge post about "needing support when in traumatic situations and such" and right after that suddenly his biggest support breaks up with him. Sounds a bit too convenient, don't cha say?
And he's already going with the "it's all my fault waaaah waah"
 
This is starting to sound like the thing with Brittany. Like, when Jerry felt shitty and wanted her to give her more attention and Brittany just had enough of giving all her energy to him.

Also, this seems WAY too much set up. First he makes this huge post about "needing support when in traumatic situations and such" and right after that suddenly his biggest support breaks up with him. Sounds a bit too convenient, don't cha say?
And he's already going with the "it's all my fault waaaah waah"

And you know what they say about things that look like a duck, walk like a duck and quack like a duck.

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https://archive.is/BUuzA

I'm gonna go on an optimistic limb and guess that is because that guy is lying, you are a terrible person and Lizzy finally wisened up enough to acknowledge that and gave you the boot you deserved.

Edit:

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https://archive.fo/ZAYLb

I like how she tried to make that post sound like she's blaming herself, but is actually backhandedly stating that her friends are assholes who bail on her the moment she actually needs them.
 
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