Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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So I just watched lily’s Habin Hotel review and it’s was exactly as bad as you would think it was. To give you the rundown:

1. Really once again starts with lily bitching about the animation industry for not fitting in her “standards”

2. Once again stokes her God hate boner and congratulating the series for making the angels in heaven the villains.

3. Stroking her cartoon community hate boner(get used to me taking about lily jerking off her multiple hate boners) by bitching about the imaginary sub human cartoon fan nazi scum.


4. Bitching about SU for the 6th time this week by comparing it’s animation to food fight and fucking rapsitte street kids(also SU’s animation is pretty bad but if you think it’s on the level of those films then you’re a fucking idiot)




That’s pretty much it. Another then bitching about Angel Dust this review is surprisingly positive for lily standards.


Also this:https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/188954306220/why-dont-you-like-casablanca-do-you-like-any-old
 
the whole idea is that even though Gardevoir is all of those things that she lacks legal human status, could kill Comic!lily but can;t becvause of the mating bond. and additionally she's a bitch to who ever is holding her pokeball. or at the least thats the only real thing I can get so far. nothing else really.
Yes, the whole thing is oh so convenient, isn't it. A Gardevoir very specifically can't do anything to harm their trainer in any way because of a made-up ability, while a trainer can at-will kill a Gardevoir by simply thinking about it because Gardevoir feeds off their mental state. And so no matter how much mutual love and respect the two have, the Gardevoir is always the victim. It's such a shame this Gardevoir is so cliche by wanting to fuck her trainer of her own free will, what cruel irony.

This power dynamic is so unfair to the Gardevoir that even when a Gardevoir betrays someone's trust by forming a totally non-sexual (((mating bond))) with them without their consent in their sleep, the Gardevoir will still be the victim. Even as their trainer is being dragged away by the government for having a Pokemon betray their trust, the Gardevoir is the actual person suffering. It sure is good Gardevoir isn't a thinly-veiled self-insert for Jerry Peet, a walking talking victim complex.
 
Yes, the whole thing is oh so convenient, isn't it. A Gardevoir very specifically can't do anything to harm their trainer in any way because of a made-up ability, while a trainer can at-will kill a Gardevoir by simply thinking about it because Gardevoir feeds off their mental state. And so no matter how much mutual love and respect the two have, the Gardevoir is always the victim. It's such a shame this Gardevoir is so cliche by wanting to fuck her trainer of her own free will, what cruel irony.

This power dynamic is so unfair to the Gardevoir that even when a Gardevoir betrays someone's trust by forming a totally non-sexual (((mating bond))) with them without their consent in their sleep, the Gardevoir will still be the victim. Even as their trainer is being dragged away by the government for having a Pokemon betray their trust, the Gardevoir is the actual person suffering. It sure is good Gardevoir isn't a thinly-veiled self-insert for Jerry Peet, a walking talking victim complex.
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I'm sure this has been said before, but Jerry may think that this comes off as him (the "victim") blaming himself for being in that shitty situation when in actuality he really isn't. But, once you look into the kinda of person that he is, this just straight up comes off as him admitting to being a shitty person.
 
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What is it with this damn Gardevoir fixation. I feel so bad for Mikail who has to draw these stupid comics about this fuckin thing all day.
 
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What is it with this damn Gardevoir fixation. I feel so bad for Mikail who has to draw these stupid comics about this fuckin thing all day.

So, has Lily ever actually admitted she only plays these games for Gardevoir before, or it this the first time? And speaking of which...

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I want to say it's finally happening, but Lily's diverted from this plot so many times I'm can't say for sure, but it does seem like it's happening soon. Also, the hell is up with Lilys hand in the last panel? Seriously, it's barely bigger then her nose. I know Mikaila rushes these out, but come on, that would take about 2-3 minutes to fix at most.
 
So, has Lily ever actually admitted she only plays these games for Gardevoir before, or it this the first time? And speaking of which...

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I want to say it's finally happening, but Lily's diverted from this plot so many times I'm can't say for sure, but it does seem like it's happening soon. Also, the hell is up with Lilys hand in the last panel? Seriously, it's barely bigger then her nose. I know Mikaila rushes these out, but come on, that would take about 2-3 minutes to fix at most.
Little reminder that just recently came up: Gardevoir is legally owned by Lily's mom so on paper her mom would be her owner. Why is Silph Co calling Lily if she isn't the legal owner? Lily doesn't have the power to decide anything about Gardevoir if we follow Jerry's actual lore.

Also, damn Mikail, ever heard about drawing emotions? Suddenly an official organization calls Lily and tells her they will clone her Gardevoir (without the legal owner's permission) and she's just like "eh, okay"
 
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Little reminder that just recently came up: Gardevoir is legally owned by Lily's mom so on paper her mom would be her owner. Why is Silph Co calling Lily if she isn't the legal owner? Lily doesn't have the power to decide anything about Gardevoir if we follow Jerry's actual lore.

Also, damn Mikail, ever heard about drawing emotions? Suddenly an official organization calls Lily and tells her they will clone her Gardevoir (without the legal owner's permission) and she's just like "eh, okay"
Remember, Jerry thinks lore is dumb and continuity doesn't matter because according to him, all stories should be episodic.
 

Anyone get the feeling that pokemon games are gonna be the next Steven Universe for Lily?
 

Anyone get the feeling that pokemon games are gonna be the next Steven Universe for Lily?
Steven Universe didn’t have her waifu in it, ergo she has reason to go harder on that.
 
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Jesus, that last one...
"It's not my fault that my Self-Insert Character had a semi-lucid dream about what amounts to a beastiality make-out session with what amounts to her adoptive sister/slave/pet."
 
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Jerry, you okay there buddy? You do realize that G ain't a real life character, right? Everything that happens with or around her is all something that came from YOUR brain. YOU are the one that came up with that lucid dreamscape and bond thing. YOU are the one that should be asked about YOUR characters' actions.

And the second to last one is made a bit moot considering that the Ralts is kissing Lily and the Ralts had made a bond already with Lily... so not that good of an example, buddy ol' pal.
 
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Jerry, you okay there buddy? You do realize that G ain't a real life character, right? Everything that happens with or around her is all something that came from YOUR brain. YOU are the one that came up with that lucid dreamscape and bond thing. YOU are the one that should be asked about YOUR characters' actions.

And the second to last one is made a bit moot considering that the Ralts is kissing Lily and the Ralts had made a bond already with Lily... so not that good of an example, buddy ol' pal.
Jerry: "Rebecca Sugar is a Nazi because her literal child character didn't brutally murder the antagonists of the series."
Also Jerry: "Guuuuuuuuys the Dream/Rape sequence was all G's fault, not mine! Don't you realize there's a disconnect between the writer and the character?"
 
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That last one. Hold on I got a good one for this, Lily just straight up used the Thermian Argument. Where when asked with a question about why an author would decided to write something in a work of fiction they dodge the question by addressing it with the "in-world reason." Yes, in world Gardevoir initiated the kiss, but that ignores the fact that G as a fictitious entity is ultimately controlled by the decisions of the Author Lily. So regardless of the fact it happened in G's head, it was still the real world Lily who at the end of the day, made the decision to write out a story arc in which her pokemon invades hers dreams and makes out with her. oh and also raped her to form a mating bond but thats totally not rape at all because mating bonds can't be formed with out consent, but lily totally isn't willing in the mating bond guys I promise.
 
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So I come lumbering back to this thread to find out this guy is now unashamedly writing a self-insert comic where he owns every single Pokemon and wants to fuck one of them. How old is he again?
 
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Someone is getting off on this.

No, that is not hypnosis, never in any form of official Pokemon media has Hypnosis ever been depicted to being even close to anything like that.

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This, this is what Hypnosis traditionally looks like in 99.9 % of Pokemon media, and the other .1% doesn't stray too far from depictions like these. But this here, this isn't even Lily and/or Mikalia taking a bit of "Artistic Liberty" on the franchise, this is just straight up weird ass hentai shit.

So I come lumbering back to this thread to find out this guy is now unashamedly writing a self-insert comic where he owns every single Pokemon and wants to fuck one of them. How old is he again?

According to his entry in the lolcow wiki, Lily's a bit over 27.
 
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