Non comedy option is the ROSH spectrum for the main sub species, they can be further divided and classified but it gets tedious and semantic.
R-reform: tikkun olam, jew flavored libtard self righteousness.
O-opportunist: i smell shekels, gibs me your liver, you obviously aint using it...anymore.
S-supremacist: Ultra orthodox, though could argue that "chosen-ism" is just as prevalent as a cultural/social artifact in secular jewish communities.
H-humanist: Militantly atheistic (philosophical rejection of god, their own chosen-ness or one of the antinomian schools of thought/cults sabbateanism etc) Loves revolution, hates rules. Especially goyim rules.
Oddly enough it was a jew who explained these to me, no one ever accused him of anti semitism but i can never get past O before the gasps and shrieks start.
