Jim Can't Swim - Psychological deep dives into the criminally inept psyche

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I watched a bit of it because it appeared on my recommendations and I always forget to watch the channel. Didn't expect it to be such clusterfuck with lower quality and AI controversy.

Also wondering if the boomer that was murdered was the textbook "checks dad bank account more than she talks with him". In which case the retarded pajeets could have just made him rewrite the will and get more money legally.
 
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Here's a better example of what the channel is capable of.
Maybe I need to rewatch some older JCS to refresh myself, but the latest vid just didn't seem off to me. Not saying it's not AI, but the script seemed to be in the same style and calibre, where there seemed to be actual insight and not just plainly describing events as they happen.
 
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kizzume, the narrator for JCS has made a few comments - archive


this comment really nails it all, and it was done months ago too. damn.
From his responses I surmise that they chose to not pay him anymore to read the scripts. They figured they can make MOAR MONEY if they cut him and his salary out of the process and deliver AI slop instead. I hope they regret this decision. I hate this way of thinking and working, and I hate how pervasive it is today.
 
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From his responses I surmise that they chose to not pay him anymore to read the scripts. They figured they can make MOAR MONEY if they cut him and his salary out of the process and deliver AI slop instead. I hope they regret this decision. I hate this way of thinking and working, and I hate how pervasive it is today.
If it really was a few hundred bucks per voice over it's still jarring to go for AI and the drop in script quality. I have to agree with Null in that the channel was sold or the creator fucking lost it and tried to just AI generate his whole way to another million views.

@El Scorcho any chance we can get a viewable archive somewhere?
 
Yeah absolutely, I'll have to have a look for them all and see what's there. I'm certain I have pretty much all of them backed up from a while back.

In the meantime there is a pretty decent archive that exists on archive.org:

God's work. At this point I'm expecting everything to go down after some meltdown over the poor reception of AI as "YouTube is sniping us again!" To get people to their patreon. Having the original versions in full for preservation is vital to show the quality of their work before this.

Honestly the Sarah Boone one wasn't the worst even with the AI segments but it was just so boring because of how obstinate she was and the interrogation was straightforward. it wasn't even in a funny way like Stephen McDaniel where he's an automaton and the interrogator gets wild and shouts at points to try and illicit any reaction. Also it's a real modern/recent case and with all the various spin-offs/true crime analysis channels it's been done to death.
 
Before the latest video, I only saw 2 of JCS videos and thought they interesting. The first I watched was "what pretending to be crazy looks like" and then later watched the one where the guy stole $270,000 and spent it on an egirl and later murdered his family when they kicked him out. I probably didn't experience the channel in their golden era, but it was still a disappointment to see yet another channel fall to AI slop.
 
I'm pretty sure this is his other channel. I remember unsubbing from JCS after discovering it because I couldn't divorce his voice from his terrible takes. :/

Kizzume is the voice narrator for JCS videos: he has nothing to do with JCS apart from that. He's just some old guy who was hired to narrate the videos, and as far as I know JCS cloned his voice for the new shitty A.I. narration.

Also Kizzume is that guy from the beginning of Metokur's video about Kero the Wolf. I don't know the details of the whole story, but I believe when Jim first made a video on Kero, Kizzume made an angry rebuttal against Jim to defend the dog-fucker, and then when the faggot realized he was in the wrong he deleted the video and did damage control.

As for my personal opinion on JimCan'tSwim: I never actually watched his content, so I couldn't care less. A lot of interrogation commentary videos in general got really boring to me personally. I sometimes listen to Dreading, but my preferred channel in this genre is Dave's Lemonade.
 
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supposedly the ai voice will be replaced with kizzume's actual voice in upcoming videos, so here's to hoping that its true.

this comes from the pinned comments of https://youtu.be/Rn8sr7LNm0I
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Kizzume Fowler is such a funny character. He has this high-gravitas voice but I distinctly remember 2013 Youtube where he was usually half naked, belly out, nips exposed, and begging Mr. Repzion to not advocate for the ol' Cry & Die as soon as things get hard.

"NO DANIEL! NOOO (child). NO THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!"

 
supposedly the ai voice will be replaced with kizzume's actual voice in upcoming videos, so here's to hoping that its true.

this comes from the pinned comments of https://youtu.be/Rn8sr7LNm0IView attachment 6733527
I get going through personal shit and having it take a toll on your work, if anything I'm shocked kizzume is just cool with Jim using his AI voice to just outright replace him. Even with supposedly "not being left in the dark" I don't understand how anybody could take being replaced by an inferior AI as anything but an insult.
 
I have 99% of all the original content, which took a considerable amount of time to get. If the demand is strong enough I'll do my best to post it here for archival purposes.
Shoot me a message if you'd be so kind. I'll add anything you have to the archive I put together in this thread in 2021.
I, too, have most of it stored somewhere. It's unorganised though so i don't know what I have/whats missing/whats duped, but its like 15~gb of shit
If you send me everything you have I'll sort through it and upload anything still missing to my archive.
 
Kizzume Fowler is such a funny character. He has this high-gravitas voice but I distinctly remember 2013 Youtube where he was usually half naked, belly out, nips exposed, and begging Mr. Repzion to not advocate for the ol' Cry & Die as soon as things get hard.

"NO DANIEL! NOOO (child). NO THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!"

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holy shit, you weren't kidding, lol
he also had.... whatever this look is.
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The only actual record we have of the old crew existing is at the end of the deleted Jussie Smollet video. It seemed like they had a pretty big crew at the time but it's clear it's not the same people running the show anymore.
Their videos are pretty good but I have no idea why they need such a big crew, their videos are 90% interrogation footage with no complex after effects editing or anything that would require a big team. You'd think:
  • Script Writer
  • Video Editor
  • Voiceover guy
  • maybe an social media marketing type guy to try to promote shit on twitter, etc
What are all the other people doing? Their recent A.I. video was downgrade in more than just the voice being hollow/a.i., the writing itself was worse and the structure of the video was awkward.
 
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My girlfriend was having such a bad week but she perked right up when I told her there was a new Dreading and a new JCS :lol:

ETA: Holy fuck how'd I not notice the voiceover was AI. Maybe cause I hadn't watched JCS in so long.
That's so disappointing, I thought we'd had enough AI shenanigans with Uzumaki this year.
 
Anyone got a link to the R. Kelly video? That got nuked off the internet.
 
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