"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 217 36.6%

  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 376 63.4%
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Null said:
mental gymnastics

jim is sick,
so he doesn't want to get involved,
though he won't say he doesn't want to get involved,
but only because you want him to get involved,
and now that you're pressing him,
he won't ever do it,
but he still has his balls,
even though he's literally dying and has no excuse to fear consequences of his actions,
because he's an epic troll.

Real Jim would have made fun of the gunt. Fake, dying, gay Jim with no balls can only make fun of people who can't manage to hold a job at Subway.
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Dude, you sound like sargon when he was whining over Jim not coming back to lead gamergate.
 
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BarberFerdinand said:
Dude, you sound like sargon when he was whining over Jim not coming back to lead gamergate.
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I'm not asking him to have morals, because I know he's a racemixing grifter without any. I'm not asking him to take up a crusade, because I know he's too busy wallowing in self-pity to feel evangelized to any cause. I'm just asking he be funny.
 
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Ralph and Null having a proxy war over what Jim says.

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Null said:
I'm not asking him to have morals, because I know he's a racemixing grifter without any. I'm not asking him to take up a crusade, because I know he's too busy wallowing in self-pity to feel evangelized to any cause. I'm just asking he be funny.
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He passed the "laugh at weird people on the internet" torch to you.

MATI > Jim stream. Let Jim die, Null. Then decapitate his head and drink the Slav Vodka from the skull with the four stars as you emerge as the true and honest Csar of the weird interwebs. You both have a loud, cancerous laugh; as the stars meant it to be.
 
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Null said:
I'm not asking him to have morals, because I know he's a racemixing grifter without any. I'm not asking him to take up a crusade, because I know he's too busy wallowing in self-pity to feel evangelized to any cause. I'm just asking he be funny.
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Its not self-pity he's wallowing in though, that's the thing. He found the biggest group of retards to exploit, and has been exploiting them consistently. Faking canceraids and doing one stream per season yields larger superchats than doing four streams per month because it causes the orbiters to go fucking berserk with pent up tard cum for daddy jim's voice and they donate in even larger sums.

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Jim's fans are dumber and more pathetic than most of the people that have threads on here. Anyone else remember that one guy, Caleb something? He would superberry every stream, multiple times a stream. Then he got doxed on here and turned out he was some fat greasy sped? At one point he sent a superchat about how he found an asian waifu "just like you daddy Jim" and people found his facebook and it was some ugly ass Chinese woman. He was trying to emulate his internet daddy IRL and it was just fucking weird.

Thats every Jim fan in my mind.
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That name doesn't ring a bell, but the picture you're painting is making me want to puke so it must be true. The old adage about television being the illusion of company has nothing, nothing on the friend simulator skinner-box that is the e-celeb stream.
 
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I say this as someone who used to genuinely enjoy his content: Jim's most recent stream was nearly unbearably milk-toast. He's acting like Rekieta now - fence sitting as much as possible to maximize his superchats. It's a shame because I was looking forward to some fun gunt-related content.

Let's be honest: old school Jim would've made fun of current year Jim. Current year Jim wears a fucking space suit to protect him from a coof with a 99.9% survival rate and runs defense for what old Jim would've to called a soy-filled false flagging bitch. Why? Because Ralph's his Internet Fwend.
 
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
I say this as someone who used to genuinely enjoy his content: Jim's most recent stream was nearly unbearably milk-toast. He's acting like Rekieta now - fence sitting as much as possible to maximize his superchats. It's a shame because I was looking forward to some fun gunt-related content.

Let's be honest: old school Jim would've made fun of current year Jim. Current year Jim wears a fucking space suit to protect him from a coof with a 99.9% survival rate and runs defense for what old Jim would've to called a soy-filled false flagging bitch. Why? Because Ralph's his Internet Fwend.
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Rekieta at least gets drunk and starts yelling every now and then.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
Will Null call out Jim's guntguarding and the mental gymnastics of the sweetie squad this Friday or is he letting it all out now so he can say doesn't have to?
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He should. Then we can watch them sperg in this thread once more about how much we hate Jim or are too invested in ralph, etc. just because we wish Jim would be funny again.
 
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Zilortha said:
I saw people berating Jim for not talking about JF for years. You could argue less people were less interested in JF sure, but there was definitely a good part of his audience at the time that were upset Jim refused to cover him. If he comes back to streaming full time and refuses to cover Ralph, I could see people getting mad. But right now, it feels like only the people who are really invested in Ralph are frustrated. It just reminds me of the whole JF thing.
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Among other things, Jim explicitly acknowledged that he was ignoring JF, and he explained why. For better or worse, he went on record with an explanation, so that tempered a lot of criticism he might have otherwise faced (setting aside the fact that Jim didn’t closely associate with JF, and far fewer people know or care about JF).

On top of that, Jim was absent for over a year, during a time when Ralph was especially active. Ergo, people want to hear him talk about Ralph’s fuck ups, not Mersh. If that annoys Jim, well... maybe Ralph shouldn’t go around trying to drum up negative BS everywhere he goes. You can add Jim to the list of people who are affected negatively by knowing Ethan Ralph.
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It's not like he'd catch any fallout for talking about Ralph (aside from Ralph sperging out, but that's just funny). You're right about that. He'd catch more shit for not talking about him, and that makes me think that their personal relationship isn't the reason he doesn't want to cover Ralph, but other factors (Jim's distaste for people telling him what videos to make; How constant and hard to follow Ralph's fuckups are; Jim's illness; etc.)
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I’m sure he’s got some reason for not wanting to talk about Ralph, and it’s probably something innocuous. Maybe he just doesn’t feel like it. But at some point, if you don’t listen to your audience, they stop listening to you. And I really hope Jim doesn’t end up in a situation like Spoony or Wings, where he ends up resenting his chat because it’s overrun with people calling him a guntguarding faggot. That would be the sad ending.
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I'm of the opinion that time will tell. But I think even if he does cover Ralph, people probably won't be satisfied. And if he's actually dying? He probably won't care that some people online are mad he won't make a video about a fat wigger. Idk.
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I’m of the opinion that Jim will ultimately BTFO Ralph, in an entertaining way which Ralph cannot recover from. Whatever’s holding him back, he’ll get past it. I am an optimist.
 
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GeorgeFloyd said:
If you think Jim is actually doing that you're a sweety sperg. He fears the ralphagunt

You could have easily checked
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I did. I looked around and I couldn't find his streams posted anywhere on here. I even asked some pages back if he was in fact streaming again and did not get a response. I only came across them recently because of a twitter thread.

I searched this thread for youtube embeds of his streams and found no results.
 
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