Jim's Video on the DSP Catfish

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"We've got a couple dedicated to running a catfishing empire, who were pretending to be a hacking group known as the falcon, who was pretending to be fred fuchs, who was pretending to be a hacking victim, who was pretending to be an escort, who was trying to swindle 3,000 dollars out of DSP by telling people they fucked him in the ass with a horse dildo. I fucking love the internet"

Metokur was spot on with that assessment. :story:
 
Yay, featured :)

I thought 20 minutes wouldn't be enough time to explain this ruse cruise, but he fit everything in there pretty well; almost as well as a child's baseball bat, even.
 
JSGOTI said:
"We've got a couple dedicated to running a catfishing empire, who were pretending to be a hacking group known as the falcon, who was pretending to be fred fuchs, who was pretending to be a hacking victim, who was pretending to be an escort, who was trying to swindle 3,000 dollars out of DSP by telling people they fucked him in the ass with a horse dildo. I fucking love the internet"

Metokur was spot on with that assessment. :story:
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Indeed. It was quite a pithy summation of the shenanigans, though we weren't mocked nearly enough.
Great cameos from Neger and Null's icons, plus the Autism emoji.
 
Yet again goes to show why Jim's work is some of the best on youtube. He pieces together months worth of retarded bullshit, manages to keep his sanity, AND keeps the video at under 30 minutes.

Bravo Jim, thanks for the laughs.
 
Everyone here was so caught up in trolling DSP and having a laugh it took them a month to actually do some investigation work. Congratulations. Nothing past this point will be original content.

Once again, I'll remind everyone of a rule, that I can no longer find, about trolling DSP. Don't do it. It just makes him stronger. But no, everyone here wanted to be Autistic Illuminati, and shouted down everyone who questioned it.

You played yourself. But hey. Troll DSP some more. No really, keep it up. It's only the most demonstratively stupid thing you could do. No really, lets all jump into DSP's Twitch chat right now, and just start shit spamming.

You went from "HAHAHAHA, Phil has been spending money on Dutch Hookers, muahhahahaha, this will surely end him now" to "Welp, got played". Which means all that money DSP got? Just went into his pocket. All the extra attention and proof of continuing harrassment, just helped him. Your little pissant war with @BSV, and not just banning him? Got him banned from Twitch, and thus has likely improved DSP's twitch stream and possibly made it more fun. Therefore more attractive.

Just leave him be. Machinima fired his ass without SoK or anyone else doing anything, he sabotaged his relationship with Leanna all on his own. So, you can keep being the Autistic Illuminati, and by this July, he won't even really care about Patreon anymore, Twitch will make him too much money. Or you can leave him be, even give him positive encouragement in streams, and by, let's say October, he'll fuck something up and be banned from Twitch. And possibly Youtube.
 
Transvaalan said:
Everyone here was so caught up in trolling DSP and having a laugh it took them a month to actually do some investigation work. Congratulations. Nothing past this point will be original content.

Once again, I'll remind everyone of a rule, that I can no longer find, about trolling DSP. Don't do it. It just makes him stronger. But no, everyone here wanted to be Autistic Illuminati, and shouted down everyone who questioned it.

You played yourself. But hey. Troll DSP some more. No really, keep it up. It's only the most demonstratively stupid thing you could do. No really, lets all jump into DSP's Twitch chat right now, and just start shit spamming.

You went from "HAHAHAHA, Phil has been spending money on Dutch Hookers, muahhahahaha, this will surely end him now" to "Welp, got played". Which means all that money DSP got? Just went into his pocket. All the extra attention and proof of continuing harrassment, just helped him. Your little pissant war with @BSV, and not just banning him? Got him banned from Twitch, and thus has likely improved DSP's twitch stream and possibly made it more fun. Therefore more attractive.

Just leave him be. Machinima fired his ass without SoK or anyone else doing anything, he sabotaged his relationship with Leanna all on his own. So, you can keep being the Autistic Illuminati, and by this July, he won't even really care about Patreon anymore, Twitch will make him too much money. Or you can leave him be, even give him positive encouragement in streams, and by, let's say October, he'll fuck something up and be banned from Twitch. And possibly Youtube.
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Jesus just shut up. It was entertaining and laughs were had, not to mention that @neger psykolog uncovered scammers so massive in scope that it goes back AT LEAST to 2000. He's basically a hero or something idk. The point is, it's never about the destination, and we had one hell of a journey.
 
Jim truly is the best newscaster of internet drama.
 
Transvaalan said:
Everyone here was so caught up in trolling DSP and having a laugh it took them a month to actually do some investigation work. Congratulations. Nothing past this point will be original content.

Once again, I'll remind everyone of a rule, that I can no longer find, about trolling DSP. Don't do it. It just makes him stronger. But no, everyone here wanted to be Autistic Illuminati, and shouted down everyone who questioned it.

You played yourself. But hey. Troll DSP some more. No really, keep it up. It's only the most demonstratively stupid thing you could do. No really, lets all jump into DSP's Twitch chat right now, and just start shit spamming.

You went from "HAHAHAHA, Phil has been spending money on Dutch Hookers, muahhahahaha, this will surely end him now" to "Welp, got played". Which means all that money DSP got? Just went into his pocket. All the extra attention and proof of continuing harrassment, just helped him. Your little pissant war with @BSV, and not just banning him? Got him banned from Twitch, and thus has likely improved DSP's twitch stream and possibly made it more fun. Therefore more attractive.

Just leave him be. Machinima fired his ass without SoK or anyone else doing anything, he sabotaged his relationship with Leanna all on his own. So, you can keep being the Autistic Illuminati, and by this July, he won't even really care about Patreon anymore, Twitch will make him too much money. Or you can leave him be, even give him positive encouragement in streams, and by, let's say October, he'll fuck something up and be banned from Twitch. And possibly Youtube.
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Lol, keep throwing the buzzwords around like "Autistic Illuminati". That'll prove your point. Also, not everyone believed her. Fuck, this whole thing was exposed because people doubted the story, and looked up shit.
 
Jmboote said:
Lol, keep throwing the buzzwords around like "Autistic Illuminati".
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"Oh no, I'm quoting the headliners on the site, how horrid"

Yeah. Doubt. That's what I'd call the riotous celebration that was the Mystery Woman thread. You wouldn't find such hungry rumor mongering on Facebook.
 
Transvaalan said:
"Oh no, I'm quoting the headliners on the site, how horrid"

Yeah. Doubt. That's what I'd call the riotous celebration that was the Mystery Woman thread. You wouldn't find such hungry rumor mongering on Facebook.
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Are the kikes to blame for that too?
 
Transvaalan said:
Everyone here was so caught up in trolling DSP
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So you admit that I'm Fred Fuchs Falcon One and I was behind the mysterywoman persona then? idk who you're directing that to because the only people that actually did "trolling" were the dutch couple.

If the story had gone away within a week without DSP proving his girlfriend, or if Mysterywoman had simply stopped logging in completely after being paid then the "DSP escort story" would've lived on for many, many years.
 
Transvaalan said:
"Oh no, I'm quoting the headliners on the site, how horrid"

Yeah. Doubt. That's what I'd call the riotous celebration that was the Mystery Woman thread. You wouldn't find such hungry rumor mongering on Facebook.
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The horse is dead dude. Why continue to beat it?

We all know what happened, trying to stuff faces into the shit and saying "bad dog" is only going to make you look like a moron.
 
I mean obviously I can't speak for everyone, but I don't mind taking the L and admitting I got fooled when the actual truth ends up being far more interesting and hilarious than the lie that was being spun.
 
Keystone said:
I mean obviously I can't speak for everyone, but I don't mind taking the L and admitting I got fooled when the actual truth ends up being far more interesting and hilarious than the lie that was being spun.
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I think its equally as hilarious to hear people proclaim how they were non-believers all along. Like there was a price of admission for autism on either believing or not believing... Nigga you still read the thread all the way though which makes you just as autistic as anyone else.

The one ex-sok faggot was saying how everyone was lifeless for looking at pictures of dicks in the MW thread, but he'd only have known that if he looked at the pictures himself.

We all know that's false anyway because The Church of DSP only allows payment via Patreon or bits/cheers.
 
neger psykolog said:
So you admit that I'm Fred Fuchs Falcon One and I was behind the mysterywoman persona then? idk who you're directing that to because the only people that actually did "trolling" were the dutch couple.
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Minus everyone that made throwaway accounts on twitch to dick off, and excepting the people that went and posted screenshots here on Kiwifarms to brag about getting banned for it
If the story had gone away within a week without DSP proving his girlfriend, or if Mysterywoman had simply stopped logging in completely after being paid
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Was she paid? Why do you hold on to this detail?
then the "DSP escort story" would've lived on for many, many years.
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Yes and? And would have still been stupid.
Cuddly Pirate said:
The horse is dead dude. Why continue to beat it?

We all know what happened, trying to stuff faces into the shit and saying "bad dog" is only going to make you look like a moron.
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Because Jim really didn't roast Kiwis enough. Barely even warm.
 
Metokour's video does a great job at explaining what happened to all those who were kinda paying attention but not really.

The whole saga was hilarious from beginning to end.
 
I think its safe to say that -many- people in that thread got fooled.
When is the last time that the farms has come across a ruse cruise that was EIGHT YEARS in the making by a pair of dedicated scammers.
All the puzzle pieces seemed to fit and coincide with everything at first, but the downfall was MW continuing and upping the ante instead of leaving it as that unanswered rumor that nobody would ever know the answer to, and only be able to speculate on.
 
Transvaalan said:
Minus everyone that made throwaway accounts on twitch to dick off
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Is this a new thing? people signing up for accounts just to rile DSP about his tax audit? His ex girlfriend? His Norwegian butler?

Shit you should write CNN about this, you might win a Pulitzer!
 
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