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If he sends it through the post does it have to be marked with one of those Biohazard symbols?
Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle
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If he sends it through the post does it have to be marked with one of those Biohazard symbols?
- Joined
- Jul 12, 2014
Last I heard, he order two new plushies: one for Twilight's alicorn form and a bigger one with "attachments". I know he's made the excuse that if she was outside her vessel, she'd get kidnapped by the government and experimented so it's better for her to be in a motionless body.
Also, his true cannon for the show is that Equestria Girls never happened, Flash Sentry doesn't exist, the fourth season ended with the rest of the Mane 6 becoming Alicorn princesses and anything that puts Twilight Sparkle in a bad light didn't happen. (Also that Tara Strong "does a good impression of his wife".) At times, it feels like there's a control freak aspect to him: Twilight can only move if he's there, can only go to the places he decides, only his HC is the true cannon, almost no one else can have a waifu unless he okeys it, etc.
Also, his true cannon for the show is that Equestria Girls never happened, Flash Sentry doesn't exist, the fourth season ended with the rest of the Mane 6 becoming Alicorn princesses and anything that puts Twilight Sparkle in a bad light didn't happen. (Also that Tara Strong "does a good impression of his wife".) At times, it feels like there's a control freak aspect to him: Twilight can only move if he's there, can only go to the places he decides, only his HC is the true cannon, almost no one else can have a waifu unless he okeys it, etc.
- Joined
- Nov 26, 2014
What, doesn't everybody want to have sex with their girlfriend, a lifeless mannequin copy of their girlfriend, and two of their male best friends?
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- Oct 6, 2014
Jin's worst enemy: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Flash_Sentry
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2014
Yeah, unfortunately several people have told her what happened to the twilight she sold on ebay years ago. I always feel bad for her when I think of it.
I don't remember seeing her reply to anyone who said it though, she's probably trying to forget.
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2014
It's not just Jin. Bronies in general threw a shit fit when they saw Twilight fall in wub with someone who wasn't themselves or their lesbian OTP.
Bridechu
kiwifarms.net
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- Feb 25, 2013
This contributed a lot to his falling out with pretty much every brony community. He'd flip shit on show discussion boards because episodes didn't "really happen" unless he personally approved them. He also changed his mind a lot about what really happened. He and RainbowCrush butted hard against this because "her reality" leaned heavily on Equestria Girls (she actually had the idea of dimension-travelling creating humanesque ponies before the movie was announced).
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2014
Speaking of which, he seems to be pretty calm when his waifu suddenly grew wings and became a Princess, while a lot of his brony brethren freaked out. How did he rationalize the transformation?
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- Apr 5, 2015
fucked her wings obvs
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- Feb 3, 2013
I remember (either within the brony thread or from Bridechu) that the maker of the plush was happy for Jin liking the plushie (perhaps to the point that it had gone past the line of okay to being deprived). Take it with salt since this is only a memory I can recall as of now.
He probably didn't mind though it wouldn't mean he would be angry at what else Hasbro or the writers have done. For one, he does hate the possible shipping that was in the Equstria Girls movie since it mean't his waifu would have a love interest. He also has his own head-canon where a reformed villain of the show is dead. No doubt, he could tolerate some things but in the end, he will sperg at the other parts in anger.
*edit: Bridechu post on in regards to what I replied to Positron. Be enlightened from this fellow Kiwi's, this should give some insight to Jin in case any wondered.
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- Dec 28, 2014
It didn't bother him because he "knows" it isn't actually real. The show itself not being canon is how he handles anything that disagrees with his increasingly bizarre headcanon.
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- Feb 11, 2014
actually I think his head canon says that all the main pony characters grew wings for some reason. He likes twilight being a princess because it makes her more special.
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- May 26, 2013
It's really hard to say, because the Internet has done a fucking number on a whole generation of people in a way that has never happened before in human history. It's probably going to be fertile ground for academic research as people are able to build a larger amount of research on it, aided by the fact that so many of these people exhaustively document everything they do.
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- Apr 5, 2015
People are already doing this research. I know a few of them personally. I hope I'm not spoilering any of their future publications by saying they have all independently come to the conclusion that there is no actual need for 'cyberbullying' laws, but there is a great social need to keep idiots off the internet.
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- Sep 9, 2013
This is all so very wrong. As weird fetishes go fucking plushies isn't the worst thing on the internet, but to make up an entire mythology for yourself centered around a fictional character... Why couldn't he have just stopped at fucking plushies? 
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- Jun 15, 2014
In some of his posts on the My Little Waifu forums Jin mentioned his membership (and mod status) at a site called "Red Light Ponyville." He actually got permabanned from that site just a few days ago for being a sped:
Luckily, his hilariously sad posts survive:
His "wife" also "posts":
And the best post by far:
1. Twilight's Dungeon
By far the most unique toy in our collection, this is one that I had to build from scratch by hand. When your partner is a 21" tall pony, most bondage accessories made for humans just aren't going to fit her. It took me around a month's time, $250 in supplies, and a whole lot of creativity to build; but it was well worth the work. We both love how it turned out and use it a few times a month. The hoofcuffs are made from velcro (with the soft side on the inside) which makes them super soft and comfy for Twi, while still giving her the securely restrained feeling she likes. They can also be removed for use outside of the dungeon with other toys like her spreader bars (5).
2. Twilight's Collar
A cute and simple little nylon collar with a heart shaped purple tag. One side of the tag is engraved with "Princess" and the other side is engraved with "Twilight", so we can switch it around depending on what kind of mood she's in. This is definitely one of the most used toys we have, since pet play is at least a once a week activity around here, and Twi also likes wearing it for general bondage fun.
3. Twilight's Leash
I listed this one separately from her collar because it doesn't get used nearly as often. It can be a fun accessory that gives me the ability to provide my little Pet with some gentle direction here and there during pet play, but I'd say we only break it out once or twice a month on average.
4. Twilight's Blindfold
A fun little accessory for her dungeon that we use every couple of months or so. Since it was pretty hard to find a blindfold made for humans that would fit her properly, I ended up having to make hers from scratch. The blindfold itself is made of a soft stretchy neoprene material and the cloth straps secure with velcro in the back.
5. Twilight's Spreader Bars
Fun both in and out of her dungeon, these custom pony sized spreader bars attach to her velcro hoofcuffs using small quick release steel book rings. Not something we use more than once every few months, but they're just the thing for when Twi is in the mood for heavier bondage activities.
6. Twilight's Tail Cuff
See that little metal bracket at the center of the dungeon's back wall? This little device is what that's for. We've only used it on a handful (or should I say hoofful?) of occasions, but this soft velcro cuff is sized perfectly to wrap around Twi's tail and keep it held in the upright position while she's being restrained in her dungeon. A lovely bit of kit!
7. Sportsheets 10" Small Rubber Whip
Our latest acquisition, this little rubber whip proved to the perfect toy to indulge Twi's spanking fetish with. You see, she loves the psychological aspect of being spanked (feeling like she's being disciplined and hearing the "thwack!" noise) but doesn't like pain of any kind. Feeling like she's being punished is a huge turn on for her, but any amount of pain is a huge turn off. In the past this meant that when she wanted to be spanked I'd just use my hand and do it super gently to avoid causing discomfort, but this little whip turned out to be a real miracle. The lashes are made of a super soft rubber material that makes an incredibly loud noise when administered to her plot, but no matter how hard she has me lay into her with the whip it doesn't hurt her one bit. The lashes are so soft that they only cause a light tingling sensation when hit with, but they still give her that psychological sensation of being punished and the loud noise she loves. This is definitely a toy that will be seeing weekly use around here!
8. My Collar & Leash
Most of the time when we do pet play I'm the Master and Twi is the Pet, because that's the way she likes it best, but every now and then (once every few months maybe) she is gracious enough to indulge my submissive desires too. I listed these two together because they're always used in conjunction when I get the treat of subbing during pet play.
9. 3/16" Braided Nylon Rope
When we first started experimenting with bondage play, several months before I ended up building Twi her dungeon, we started out with rope bondage. We did a little research into the different types of rope available and found that braided nylon was the softest and most comfortable rope available that would hold a knot well but not chafe or cause itchiness. We had a lot of fun having me restrain Twi in various ways with rope, and we both enjoyed the nice little streak marks it left in her fur afterwards, but ultimately it ended up being a little too time consuming to set up and wasn't quite what we were looking for bondage wise. Eventually the velcro cuffs and chains of her dungeon ended up replacing rope for our bondage activities, but we still keep a good supply of rope on hand just incase the mood to use it ever strikes us again.
10. Twilight's Mood Powerful 7 Function Vibrator
A little present that I got Twi for her birthday last fall, this nicely pony sized 4" vibrator has become her favorite toy to use when clopping on her own. It's got a super soft and smooth velvet touch finish, and it's small size makes it great for her to use for clit stimulation or insertion.
11. California Exotics Sterling Collection 7 Function Controller with 1" Velvet-Cote Micro Bullet Vibrator
Something I picked up for Twi last Valentines Day, and this micro bullet vibrator and controller combo has seen a LOT of use around here since then. Twi loves having it taped over her clit during heavier bondage activities, and the thrill of being able to make her cum with the push of a button is something that I just never seem to tire of. On the other side of things, a few months ago Twi decided she wanted to try something new and see if she could make me cum from vibration stimulation only; so we taped her micro bullet to the underside of my glans and gave it a try. The short version of the story is that it took a good hour or so of vibration stimulation, accompanied by lots of snuggling and a little dirty talk, but she did in fact make me cum without any stimulation to my cock other than the vibration of her toy. Since then this toy has become one that we both use at least once or twice a month.
12. Medical Tape
The perfect tape to use with the above Micro Bullet Vibrator! We had to search a fair bit to find a tape that would hold tightly under vibration, be water (and precum) proof, and not leave any sticky residue behind in Twi's fur when pulled off; but this is it! If you ever want to tape a bullet vibe to your partner then this is the tape you're looking for.
13. My Custom Twilight Sparkle Dakimakura Pillow
You might be wondering why I would want a body pillow of my wife when I can cuddle and have sex with the real her, but there are a few good reasons I picked this one up. The first is that my sex drive is quite a bit higher than Twi's on most days. She likes sex once or twice a day, and I'm often a three to five times a day kinda guy; so this pillow gives me a nice representation of her to have fun with if she's not in the mood and I don't feel like just sitting in front of our computer and clopping. The second reason is that a few times a year I like doing some watersports play, and Twi isn't particularly fond of being peed on. Not only does it not turn her on, but it's a huge hassle to clean up afterwards. By slipping a clear plastic case over my body pillow and laying down some towels on the floor, I can have all the watersports fun I want with a nice looking representation of my wife without having to worry about turning her off or dealing with any major cleanup afterwards. I only play with my pillow once a month or so, but it's still a fun thing to have around when the mood strikes me.
14. My Lady model Fleshlight with Wonder Wave Texture
I really wish I could fit myself comfortably into a Bad Dragon "Mary" toy, and believe me I've tried. I used to own a Twilight colored Mary, but no matter what kind of lube I used or how much I used the fact was that I was just too darn big to fit in the thing without experiencing a great deal of discomfort from the tightness and firmness of it. I suppose there are downsides to having an 8" long and 2" wide cock lol. Fortunately, Fleshlights are much more accommodating for larger guys. I can actually bury myself to the hilt in this toy and the material it's made out of is soft and stretchy enough to not cause discomfort; plus the Wonder Wave texture feels absolutely fantastic! I use this toy about every other day and it never fails to enhance my clopping experience.
15. Twilight's Pampers Swaddlers (Size 1) Diapers
Every now and then, on rare occasion, Twi likes having me diaper her up and pamper her (all puns intended). It's something we've been doing for about a year now, every other month or so I'd say, and it's always a very sweet and intimate experience for both of us. I'll diaper her up, we'll cuddle and kiss for a while, she'll pee in her diaper, and then I reward her with some verbal praise, snuggling, and rubbing her little clit through her diaper until she cums in it. It's pretty much the same formula every time, but it's one that neither of us have tired of enjoying together. After quite a bit of research and testing Twi found that Pampers Swaddlers are by far the softest and most comfy diapers available in her size. I'd also add that these diapers are very easy to modify for pony physiology! Just cut a slit down the back and cut out a hole for her tail, then apply some sticky backed velcro to each side of the seam you made in the back to attach the back together again after slipping it over her tail. Easy as pie!
16. My Tena Slip Maxi (Medium) and Molicare Super Plus (Medium) Diapers
As hesitant as I was to try it at first (and by "at first" I mean the better part of a year lol), eventually Twi did manage to convince me to try doing mutual diaper play with her. I really didn't know how I'd feel about it, since it seemed like a pretty uncomfortable idea to me, but it actually turned out to feel pretty darn nice padding each other up and cuddling together afterwards. I also really enjoyed the incredibly submissive feeling that having Twi rub my cock through the diaper and making me cum in it gave me. Over the course of a few months I tried pretty much every premium brand of adult diaper on the market, and these two ended up being my favorites. Both are very comfortable to wear and will stand up to multiple full wettings without leaking, though I do prefer the Tena Slip Maxi for it's more secure resealable tabs and better breathability.
17. Johnson's Baby Powder
Come on now, you just can't do diaper play without baby powder! Twi loves it when I powder her up before getting her into some fresh padding, and luckily this particular powder is completely safe to use on her fur and doesn't leave any kind of stains or residue. Rubbing it on your partner's more sensitive areas can be a very intimate activity, and we both think it smells wonderful too. If you would have told me two years ago that one day I would find myself getting turned on whenever I smell baby powder I would have told you that you were nuts; but here I am today, unable to prevent myself from getting at least half a stalk from the aroma of the baby care section in the pharmacy every time I walk through it. :twilightblush:
18. Trojan ENZ Non-Lubricated Condoms
Even though Twi and I don't need to use condoms to prevent conception during love making, we still like to use them a few times a week anyway for a change in sensation. To keep Twi's fur clean and prevent any lube from getting on her we use non-lubricated condoms and apply a few squirts of lube to the inside of the condom before I put it on it. Having the lube on the inside rather than the outside keeps her fur clean and dry, but also adds a nice slippery sensation to our lovemaking that we don't usually get from our regular activities. For most couples condoms reduce sensitivity during love making, but in our case they actually increase it! Now, I just wish I could find non-lubricated condoms in Magnum size. As nice as these feel I do have to admit they are a little tight on me lol
19. System JO H20 Water Based Personal Lubricant
Our lube of choice! I've tried literally every major lubricant brand you can find in sex shops and this is by far my favorite. It's got a wonderfully slippery texture that never gets sticky, tacky, or dries up even after prolonged use; and one application of lube is enough to keep any toy fully lubed up for the duration of your playtime. It also cleans up very easily and never leaves any oily residue behind like some other lubes I've tried. It's a bit expensive, but I really can't recommend this lube enough. In my opinion JO H20 puts every other lube on the market (including Bad Dragon's legendary Cum Lube) to absolute shame. Lube just doesn't get any better than this!
There's lots more posts, but I'll end with the fact that "twilight" bought him a purple strap-on for Christmas last year:
By far the most unique toy in our collection, this is one that I had to build from scratch by hand. When your partner is a 21" tall pony, most bondage accessories made for humans just aren't going to fit her. It took me around a month's time, $250 in supplies, and a whole lot of creativity to build; but it was well worth the work. We both love how it turned out and use it a few times a month. The hoofcuffs are made from velcro (with the soft side on the inside) which makes them super soft and comfy for Twi, while still giving her the securely restrained feeling she likes. They can also be removed for use outside of the dungeon with other toys like her spreader bars (5).
2. Twilight's Collar
A cute and simple little nylon collar with a heart shaped purple tag. One side of the tag is engraved with "Princess" and the other side is engraved with "Twilight", so we can switch it around depending on what kind of mood she's in. This is definitely one of the most used toys we have, since pet play is at least a once a week activity around here, and Twi also likes wearing it for general bondage fun.
3. Twilight's Leash
I listed this one separately from her collar because it doesn't get used nearly as often. It can be a fun accessory that gives me the ability to provide my little Pet with some gentle direction here and there during pet play, but I'd say we only break it out once or twice a month on average.
4. Twilight's Blindfold
A fun little accessory for her dungeon that we use every couple of months or so. Since it was pretty hard to find a blindfold made for humans that would fit her properly, I ended up having to make hers from scratch. The blindfold itself is made of a soft stretchy neoprene material and the cloth straps secure with velcro in the back.
5. Twilight's Spreader Bars
Fun both in and out of her dungeon, these custom pony sized spreader bars attach to her velcro hoofcuffs using small quick release steel book rings. Not something we use more than once every few months, but they're just the thing for when Twi is in the mood for heavier bondage activities.
6. Twilight's Tail Cuff
See that little metal bracket at the center of the dungeon's back wall? This little device is what that's for. We've only used it on a handful (or should I say hoofful?) of occasions, but this soft velcro cuff is sized perfectly to wrap around Twi's tail and keep it held in the upright position while she's being restrained in her dungeon. A lovely bit of kit!
7. Sportsheets 10" Small Rubber Whip
Our latest acquisition, this little rubber whip proved to the perfect toy to indulge Twi's spanking fetish with. You see, she loves the psychological aspect of being spanked (feeling like she's being disciplined and hearing the "thwack!" noise) but doesn't like pain of any kind. Feeling like she's being punished is a huge turn on for her, but any amount of pain is a huge turn off. In the past this meant that when she wanted to be spanked I'd just use my hand and do it super gently to avoid causing discomfort, but this little whip turned out to be a real miracle. The lashes are made of a super soft rubber material that makes an incredibly loud noise when administered to her plot, but no matter how hard she has me lay into her with the whip it doesn't hurt her one bit. The lashes are so soft that they only cause a light tingling sensation when hit with, but they still give her that psychological sensation of being punished and the loud noise she loves. This is definitely a toy that will be seeing weekly use around here!
8. My Collar & Leash
Most of the time when we do pet play I'm the Master and Twi is the Pet, because that's the way she likes it best, but every now and then (once every few months maybe) she is gracious enough to indulge my submissive desires too. I listed these two together because they're always used in conjunction when I get the treat of subbing during pet play.
9. 3/16" Braided Nylon Rope
When we first started experimenting with bondage play, several months before I ended up building Twi her dungeon, we started out with rope bondage. We did a little research into the different types of rope available and found that braided nylon was the softest and most comfortable rope available that would hold a knot well but not chafe or cause itchiness. We had a lot of fun having me restrain Twi in various ways with rope, and we both enjoyed the nice little streak marks it left in her fur afterwards, but ultimately it ended up being a little too time consuming to set up and wasn't quite what we were looking for bondage wise. Eventually the velcro cuffs and chains of her dungeon ended up replacing rope for our bondage activities, but we still keep a good supply of rope on hand just incase the mood to use it ever strikes us again.
10. Twilight's Mood Powerful 7 Function Vibrator
A little present that I got Twi for her birthday last fall, this nicely pony sized 4" vibrator has become her favorite toy to use when clopping on her own. It's got a super soft and smooth velvet touch finish, and it's small size makes it great for her to use for clit stimulation or insertion.
11. California Exotics Sterling Collection 7 Function Controller with 1" Velvet-Cote Micro Bullet Vibrator
Something I picked up for Twi last Valentines Day, and this micro bullet vibrator and controller combo has seen a LOT of use around here since then. Twi loves having it taped over her clit during heavier bondage activities, and the thrill of being able to make her cum with the push of a button is something that I just never seem to tire of. On the other side of things, a few months ago Twi decided she wanted to try something new and see if she could make me cum from vibration stimulation only; so we taped her micro bullet to the underside of my glans and gave it a try. The short version of the story is that it took a good hour or so of vibration stimulation, accompanied by lots of snuggling and a little dirty talk, but she did in fact make me cum without any stimulation to my cock other than the vibration of her toy. Since then this toy has become one that we both use at least once or twice a month.
12. Medical Tape
The perfect tape to use with the above Micro Bullet Vibrator! We had to search a fair bit to find a tape that would hold tightly under vibration, be water (and precum) proof, and not leave any sticky residue behind in Twi's fur when pulled off; but this is it! If you ever want to tape a bullet vibe to your partner then this is the tape you're looking for.
13. My Custom Twilight Sparkle Dakimakura Pillow
You might be wondering why I would want a body pillow of my wife when I can cuddle and have sex with the real her, but there are a few good reasons I picked this one up. The first is that my sex drive is quite a bit higher than Twi's on most days. She likes sex once or twice a day, and I'm often a three to five times a day kinda guy; so this pillow gives me a nice representation of her to have fun with if she's not in the mood and I don't feel like just sitting in front of our computer and clopping. The second reason is that a few times a year I like doing some watersports play, and Twi isn't particularly fond of being peed on. Not only does it not turn her on, but it's a huge hassle to clean up afterwards. By slipping a clear plastic case over my body pillow and laying down some towels on the floor, I can have all the watersports fun I want with a nice looking representation of my wife without having to worry about turning her off or dealing with any major cleanup afterwards. I only play with my pillow once a month or so, but it's still a fun thing to have around when the mood strikes me.
14. My Lady model Fleshlight with Wonder Wave Texture
I really wish I could fit myself comfortably into a Bad Dragon "Mary" toy, and believe me I've tried. I used to own a Twilight colored Mary, but no matter what kind of lube I used or how much I used the fact was that I was just too darn big to fit in the thing without experiencing a great deal of discomfort from the tightness and firmness of it. I suppose there are downsides to having an 8" long and 2" wide cock lol. Fortunately, Fleshlights are much more accommodating for larger guys. I can actually bury myself to the hilt in this toy and the material it's made out of is soft and stretchy enough to not cause discomfort; plus the Wonder Wave texture feels absolutely fantastic! I use this toy about every other day and it never fails to enhance my clopping experience.
15. Twilight's Pampers Swaddlers (Size 1) Diapers
Every now and then, on rare occasion, Twi likes having me diaper her up and pamper her (all puns intended). It's something we've been doing for about a year now, every other month or so I'd say, and it's always a very sweet and intimate experience for both of us. I'll diaper her up, we'll cuddle and kiss for a while, she'll pee in her diaper, and then I reward her with some verbal praise, snuggling, and rubbing her little clit through her diaper until she cums in it. It's pretty much the same formula every time, but it's one that neither of us have tired of enjoying together. After quite a bit of research and testing Twi found that Pampers Swaddlers are by far the softest and most comfy diapers available in her size. I'd also add that these diapers are very easy to modify for pony physiology! Just cut a slit down the back and cut out a hole for her tail, then apply some sticky backed velcro to each side of the seam you made in the back to attach the back together again after slipping it over her tail. Easy as pie!
16. My Tena Slip Maxi (Medium) and Molicare Super Plus (Medium) Diapers
As hesitant as I was to try it at first (and by "at first" I mean the better part of a year lol), eventually Twi did manage to convince me to try doing mutual diaper play with her. I really didn't know how I'd feel about it, since it seemed like a pretty uncomfortable idea to me, but it actually turned out to feel pretty darn nice padding each other up and cuddling together afterwards. I also really enjoyed the incredibly submissive feeling that having Twi rub my cock through the diaper and making me cum in it gave me. Over the course of a few months I tried pretty much every premium brand of adult diaper on the market, and these two ended up being my favorites. Both are very comfortable to wear and will stand up to multiple full wettings without leaking, though I do prefer the Tena Slip Maxi for it's more secure resealable tabs and better breathability.
17. Johnson's Baby Powder
Come on now, you just can't do diaper play without baby powder! Twi loves it when I powder her up before getting her into some fresh padding, and luckily this particular powder is completely safe to use on her fur and doesn't leave any kind of stains or residue. Rubbing it on your partner's more sensitive areas can be a very intimate activity, and we both think it smells wonderful too. If you would have told me two years ago that one day I would find myself getting turned on whenever I smell baby powder I would have told you that you were nuts; but here I am today, unable to prevent myself from getting at least half a stalk from the aroma of the baby care section in the pharmacy every time I walk through it. :twilightblush:
18. Trojan ENZ Non-Lubricated Condoms
Even though Twi and I don't need to use condoms to prevent conception during love making, we still like to use them a few times a week anyway for a change in sensation. To keep Twi's fur clean and prevent any lube from getting on her we use non-lubricated condoms and apply a few squirts of lube to the inside of the condom before I put it on it. Having the lube on the inside rather than the outside keeps her fur clean and dry, but also adds a nice slippery sensation to our lovemaking that we don't usually get from our regular activities. For most couples condoms reduce sensitivity during love making, but in our case they actually increase it! Now, I just wish I could find non-lubricated condoms in Magnum size. As nice as these feel I do have to admit they are a little tight on me lol
19. System JO H20 Water Based Personal Lubricant
Our lube of choice! I've tried literally every major lubricant brand you can find in sex shops and this is by far my favorite. It's got a wonderfully slippery texture that never gets sticky, tacky, or dries up even after prolonged use; and one application of lube is enough to keep any toy fully lubed up for the duration of your playtime. It also cleans up very easily and never leaves any oily residue behind like some other lubes I've tried. It's a bit expensive, but I really can't recommend this lube enough. In my opinion JO H20 puts every other lube on the market (including Bad Dragon's legendary Cum Lube) to absolute shame. Lube just doesn't get any better than this!
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After reading this I have a massive hunger for A-Logging.
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- Apr 5, 2015
somebody hold me
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- Sep 9, 2013
For a guy who claims to love the "real" Twilight Sparkle he's shit at RPing her.
Foreign Being
kiwifarms.net
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Jin was recently banned on RLPV. Some of them are mentally unstable enough to fight even between them by petty things.
And is not the first time this happens.
And is not the first time this happens.
Derpyhooves: Jin is now permanently banned, I know that this is coming as a shock to lots of you, and as a "finally it's fucking happening" to others.
The reasoning that Jin is getting a permaban is because of all the constant rulebreaking he does.
He'll break a rule, get banned for a short period of time, or banned from the shoutbox for a period of time, and then when he returns everything will be fine, for a while. Jin was well aware he was on a short leash. But him attacking Datebayo and MrNameless over a commission Datebayo drew was the last straw for me. This attack did not happen on RLPV, granted, i'll give you guys that. But Jin knowingly went after him on derpibooru, because he knew that if he tried to pull this shit on rlpv, he would get instantly banned. So he searched for the submission on some other site, and attacked him there.
Now some of you might say that we can not ban him for stuff that happens outside of RLPV, usually I would agree with you guys, but Jin knowingly searched for Datebayo and attacked him and MrNameless outside of rlpv because he knew well enough how short of a leash he was on on rlpv itself... he knowingly went out of his way just so he could attack this user and get away with it.
Proof: https://derpibooru.org/862422
(See comments below)
Therefore Jin has been permanently banned from RLPV, because "I" am just so sick of him, I tried my best to be nice to him, and like him, but I have had to let the rest of my staff deal with Jin issues for the longest time now cause I would've banned him permanently ages ago. However I feel like I just can not let this slide anymore, if you guys think this is unreasonable, i'm more than open to talk about it in the comments, do note that if this turns into a shitstorm, the thread will be locked.
The reasoning that Jin is getting a permaban is because of all the constant rulebreaking he does.
He'll break a rule, get banned for a short period of time, or banned from the shoutbox for a period of time, and then when he returns everything will be fine, for a while. Jin was well aware he was on a short leash. But him attacking Datebayo and MrNameless over a commission Datebayo drew was the last straw for me. This attack did not happen on RLPV, granted, i'll give you guys that. But Jin knowingly went after him on derpibooru, because he knew that if he tried to pull this shit on rlpv, he would get instantly banned. So he searched for the submission on some other site, and attacked him there.
Now some of you might say that we can not ban him for stuff that happens outside of RLPV, usually I would agree with you guys, but Jin knowingly searched for Datebayo and attacked him and MrNameless outside of rlpv because he knew well enough how short of a leash he was on on rlpv itself... he knowingly went out of his way just so he could attack this user and get away with it.
Proof: https://derpibooru.org/862422
(See comments below)
Therefore Jin has been permanently banned from RLPV, because "I" am just so sick of him, I tried my best to be nice to him, and like him, but I have had to let the rest of my staff deal with Jin issues for the longest time now cause I would've banned him permanently ages ago. However I feel like I just can not let this slide anymore, if you guys think this is unreasonable, i'm more than open to talk about it in the comments, do note that if this turns into a shitstorm, the thread will be locked.