Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[Slowboat to China]

That album of photos started off as funny, but soon it started to make me feel ill. There's just something so ... -less about those pix. Lifeless, loveless, joyless. And that same fixed derpy plush smile through it all, being jizzed on again and again.

Well, if nothing else, this strikes me as a great setup for a horror movie. A doll, an item made to be loved purely and with a child's imagination, is taken and violated by a sick lunatic. The doll eventually comes to life and slaughters its tormentor, but now that it's alive it can't be put back down again, and it can only see evil in the human race. Killing spree ensues. Call it I Have No Mouth And He Must Squee.

 

[Foreign Being]

an item made to be loved purely and with a child's imagination

That's what the ponies of the show are. Nothing more, nothing less. Maybe horsefuckers can't accept it.

The doll eventually comes to life and slaughters its tormentor, but now that it's alive it can't be put back down again, and it can only see evil in the human race.

I don't know if is he is evil, but definitely he's free to do this, and he is a good example for this thought:

''Man is the only sensitive being that destroys himself in freedom condition.''
-Jacques H. Bernandin de Saint Pierre

 

[LurkerTheLurker]

Well, if nothing else, this strikes me as a great setup for a horror movie. A doll, an item made to be loved purely and with a child's imagination, is taken and violated by a sick lunatic. The doll eventually comes to life and slaughters its tormentor, but now that it's alive it can't be put back down again, and it can only see evil in the human race. Killing spree ensues. Call it I Have No Mouth And He Must Squee.

Dude. Yes.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

That album of photos started off as funny, but soon it started to make me feel ill. There's just something so ... -less about those pix. Lifeless, loveless, joyless. And that same fixed derpy plush smile through it all, being jizzed on again and again.

Well, if nothing else, this strikes me as a great setup for a horror movie. A doll, an item made to be loved purely and with a child's imagination, is taken and violated by a sick lunatic. The doll eventually comes to life and slaughters its tormentor, but now that it's alive it can't be put back down again, and it can only see evil in the human race. Killing spree ensues. Call it I Have No Mouth And He Must Squee.

Please, send this to Hollywood. I need this in my life.

 

[Pancake]

Oh hey, I don't think I saw it anywhere else in the thread, but if you guys are curious here is the twilight doll that Jin jizzes all over from the artist's deviantart page. I think the main reason she looks so derpy is because she was one of the earlier plush made by that artist, or any artist in general really. Also for extra fun here is his comment on the submission. I don't think the artist had any idea what awaited her creation when she said "Love her to bits for me!"

 

[dead76]

Having looked through this thread and found this link nowhere, I figured I'd drop it here because it details the observations of a normal stranger who'd apparently run into Jin, and is far rarer insight into him as opposed to the recollections from his perspective of transpired events, which are of course deluded beyond recognition.

http://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet...s_this_guy_with_a_stuffed_horse_on_my_campus/

Supposedly, Jin's recounting of any of the events mentioned above told of strangers' far more positive reactions to his presence. If he's not absolutely insane and unable to comprehend just how off-putting he is, he's making stuff up in order to make himself feel better. I think he does the same thing about his 'wife' - constantly tries to convince others she's actually there so he can convince himself.

He even carries that plush to the university. I'm surprised that Jin wasn't kicked out of the university because of his behavior and he's at his 30's if your source is right.

 

[Infinity]

Apparently the plushie has a voice box inside that sings one of the songs from the show.

So did he request that it was removed, or does it play that annoying song everytime he's humping it?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

He apparently made a girl cry when she tried to introduce her Inu Yasha plushie to his pony. He knocked her toy out of her hands and told her Twilight had killed it.

Oh hey, I don't think I saw it anywhere else in the thread, but if you guys are curious here is the twilight doll that Jin jizzes all over from the artist's deviantart page. I think the main reason she looks so derpy is because she was one of the earlier plush made by that artist, or any artist in general really. Also for extra fun here is his comment on the submission. I don't think the artist had any idea what awaited her creation when she said "Love her to bits for me!"

 

[LurkerTheLurker]

Apparently the plushie has a voice box inside that sings one of the songs from the show.

So did he request that it was removed, or does it play that annoying song everytime he's humping it?

Oh my god. XD I just got the most hilarious and disturbing image in my head of... you know what, it doesn't really matter. What you said, though, was pretty funny.

Oh hey, I don't think I saw it anywhere else in the thread, but if you guys are curious here is the twilight doll that Jin jizzes all over from the artist's deviantart page. I think the main reason she looks so derpy is because she was one of the earlier plush made by that artist, or any artist in general really. Also for extra fun here is his comment on the submission. I don't think the artist had any idea what awaited her creation when she said "Love her to bits for me!"

Jin: "...and post excessive pictures of her doing various fun activities once she arrives lol"
Kara: "I can't wait to see the pictures of Twilight in her new home! Love her to bits for me!!!!"

God. That poor artist. You can just feel the misunderstanding smacking you in the face with its cruel, cruel hand.

 

[Pancake]

Oh my god. XD I just got the most hilarious and disturbing image in my head of... you know what, it doesn't really matter. What you said, though, was pretty funny.



Jin: "...and post excessive pictures of her doing various fun activities once she arrives lol"
Kara: "I can't wait to see the pictures of Twilight in her new home! Love her to bits for me!!!!"

God. That poor artist. You can just feel the misunderstanding smacking you in the face with its cruel, cruel hand.

I for one hope she never did see those photos.

I find the voice box thing very funny too. That must be awkward when he's trying to talk to her and the thing just belts out a song instead. I doubt the voice box works anymore though after all that plush has been through.

 

[Thranduil]

Kinda surprised that he doesn't have something like this already. He probably checks the web every single day for twilight merch. I imagine the price must be insane though, didn't he pay 400 bucks for the downs-looking one he has now?

 

[Red_Rager]

Kinda surprised that he doesn't have something like this already. He probably checks the web every single day for twilight merch. I imagine the price must be insane though, didn't he pay 400 bucks for the downs-looking one he has now?

That Twilight picture made me smile, because that is how these plushies are meant to be used. These toys are meant to be loved and played with by children.

 

[Pancake]

Kinda surprised that he doesn't have something like this already. He probably checks the web every single day for twilight merch. I imagine the price must be insane though, didn't he pay 400 bucks for the downs-looking one he has now?

He has said before his "wife" draws the line at him owning more plush that look like her, though I thought I saw somewhere he was in fact getting a commission of a newer fuck toy from another artist.

As for the downs looking one he has now, it's because she was one of the early plush in the fandom. back then it was hard to find any decent looking plush so anything anyone made sold for a lot. That doesn't happen anymore since the market is saturated with plush and most of them look much nicer.

 

[Infinity]

Here's the link to the eBay auction

He paid $423 for his waifu. The listing does say the voice box could be removed on request, or one could have it customised to say something other than the song...

 

[Bugaboo]

If I was carrying around a pony for some strange reason and some kid wanted to touch it I wouldn't let them because it is a collectors item, it is vintage and I want to minimize human contact with it to keep it in good condition.
But of course I don't have sex with my ponies because wtf who would do that. Maybe the doll asked him to call the children over to pet her because the doll is secretly a pedophile and that is why she took the shape of a beloved children's character and she just happened to end up in the hands of some freaky deaky dude

 

[creamyfanta]

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Voice box in her tummy?? What happened to that???

 

[c-no]

Voice box in her tummy?? What happened to that???

No doubt it would break down, especially since his own taint would stain the plushie which means trying to clean it off with liquids.

 

[creamyfanta]

I am so happy it had a voice box. Even though he probably requested it be removed the idea of it singing as he humped it is beautiful.

And I'm also very thankful to sweet Celestia and whoever else is their fucking brony god that the plushy he commissioned has downs.

And thank godbear that it cost him over $400 and he refuses to buy a new one, and this one is creeping closer and closer to being one homogenously colored cumstain.

Ah...amen.

 

[Pancake]

I am so happy it had a voice box. Even though he probably requested it be removed the idea of it singing as he humped it is beautiful.

And I'm also very thankful to sweet Celestia and whoever else is their fucking brony god that the plushy he commissioned has downs.

And thank godbear that it cost him over $400 and he refuses to buy a new one, and this one is creeping closer and closer to being one homogenously colored cumstain.

Ah...amen.

He is actually in the process of buying a new one that doesn't have downs. The new plush was submitted by the artist in December but I've yet to see it in any photos with him. Not sure where that ended up, maybe Jin couldn't afford it or decided he like his downs horse wife better instead.

 

[creamyfanta]

Pics?!

How did he justify changing her body? Jin figured out how to cure downs!