Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[Pancake]

Just when I think I've seen it all, I read through another page of this thread only to discover yet another substance that has made its mark on that poor plush.

I'm honestly surprised it's as clean as it is after all it's been through.

Does anyone remember the quote where he said he rubbed the plush horse against his asshole and got actual shit stains on her?

It's seen worse things.

He's also said he cleans it, which is why it appears mostly stain free, but I couldn't be paid to touch that thing.

 

[Red_Rager]

Does anyone remember the quote where he said he rubbed the plush horse against his asshole and got actual shit stains on her?

It's seen worse things.

He's also said he cleans it, which is why it appears mostly stain free, but I couldn't be paid to touch that thing.

The only salvation for that plush is fire, lots and lots of fire. I propose we send the plushy over to these guys

 

[c-no]

The only salvation for that plush is fire, lots and lots of fire. I propose we send the plushy over to these guys

All thing considered, one would at least make sure the smoke is contained. Wouldn't want to let anything of Jin spreading through the smoke. Maybe an acid fire would be fitting.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

I can't look at any of those images without dieing inside seventy times from just how fucking pathetic it all is.

 

[Xenophile]

So he's Taxman... oh.
BTW does someone know who that third guy is, the fat neckbeard one with the 2edgy4u leather wristband, holes in his trousers and bowtie-wearing pony?

That's a former friend of Jin's who I think is alienated now. I think he was on the Red Light Ponyville site. He's been mentioned here before but not by name.

From what I can gather, he apparently uses "Octavia" as a moniker on Red Light Ponyville. I don't have an account on that site, nor do I particularly wish to create one, so I can't verify that.

For whatever it's worth, I found this bit of information regarding him:

Spoiler

I can't look at any of those images without dieing inside seventy times from just how fucking pathetic it all is.

I find it all to be pretty damn funny. This mix of disbelief, horror and sheer hilarity is absolutely brilliant.

 

[LurkerTheLurker]

I find it all to be pretty damn funny. This mix of disbelief, horror and sheer hilarity is absolutely brilliant.

This.

When I think of Jin, I think of that instance where some guy on a bus said out of the blue that his face smelled like a horse's ass, and he took it as a compliment. I remember reading that somewhere, I'm not sure if it was on this thread or not. If Jin didn't make it up to make it sound like sticking his face in a plushie's butt would actually have a physical impact on him (because Twilight's soul is somehow in there), he deludedly smiles and takes pride in his odor as, meanwhile, a stranger finds it so utterly wretched that they're compelled to comment to his face about it. It doesn't sum him up very well, unless the implications of the aforementioned circumstances are any immediate indicator of the extent of his delusion, which they kind of are, but it's what I think of when I think of him.

 

[Xenophile]

If Jin didn't make it up to make it sound like sticking his face in a plushie's butt would actually have a physical impact on him (because Twilight's soul is somehow in there), he deludedly smiles and takes pride in his odor as, meanwhile, a stranger finds it so utterly wretched that they're compelled to comment to his face about it.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the plush actually did smell of horse anus. It's come into contact with enough bodily fluids by now to carry a dreadful stench such as that.

I'm also incredibly amused at the fact that he's deluded himself enough to be able to take such a comment in a positive way.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If Jin didn't make it up to make it sound like sticking his face in a plushie's butt would actually have a physical impact on him (because Twilight's soul is somehow in there), he deludedly smiles and takes pride in his odor as, meanwhile, a stranger finds it so utterly wretched that they're compelled to comment to his face about it.

What's creepier about this is according to him:

Twilight loves receiving oral sex, especially after her massages, and I always relish the opportunity to taste her more delicate and intoxicatingly delicious areas. The warm and softly musky natural scent of her body intermingled with the light floral fragrance of lavender oil from the body wash she uses never fails to make my head spin in the best kind of way. And the way she tastes inside... like nectar and ambrosia across my tongue.

Let that sink in for a moment.

He's licking and smelling a plushie. The same plushie that he rubs up against on a regular basis and to him, because her "soul" is in there it somehow turns into actual pony china. But do you know what shows me that this guy has never actually had a woman in his life, much less gone down on one? When he says, "she tastes inside... like nectar and ambrosia across my tongue". Now, I'm no player here and while I've been with several women over the course of my life, I can honestly say I've never met one that tasted like "nectar and ambrosia".

 

[creamyfanta]

That's a former friend of Jin's who I think is alienated now. I think he was on the Red Light Ponyville site. He's been mentioned here before but not by name.

I feel like I read somewhere in the thread that he was in sex tapes with Jin? Or maybe not?

I get all the neckbeard cloppers confused. They're all the same person.

 

[Count groudon]

Has Twilight always been Jin's favorite character, or did his obsession with her really blossom when he started hearing her voice come from her plush? I mean it's likely since he already had a plush of her, but maybe he had more and got rid of the others once things got "serious" with twilight.

This shit is suprisingly facinating to think about. Or maybe my life has truly become so uneventful that pondering on whether a chubby, mentally unstable man has always had a preference for the the character he hallucinates about, or it was just randomly chosen by his psyche is fun for me.

 

[MysticMisty]

But do you know what shows me that this guy has never actually had a woman in his life, much less gone down on one? When he says, "she tastes inside... like nectar and ambrosia across my tongue". Now, I'm no player here and while I've been with several women over the course of my life, I can honestly say I've never met one that tasted like "nectar and ambrosia".

It reads just like virgins trying to write erotic fiction (especially erotic fanfiction). With other absurd (and equally inaccurate) descriptions like clits big enough to be tiny dicks, or female ejaculation that looks and tastes like whipped cream (yes, I've come across both). In Jin's case though it's because he's only had gay sex prior to discovering My Little Pony.

For whatever it's worth, I found this bit of information regarding him:

Spoiler

I can't imagine just how embarrassing that "double date" must've been for the entire restaurant. I hope the stench around Jin is contained within a small radius. The only upside is it sure as hell gave everybody something to talk about for the entire evening.

 

[AnOminous]

Has Twilight always been Jin's favorite character, or did his obsession with her really blossom when he started hearing her voice come from her plush? I mean it's likely since he already had a plush of her, but maybe he had more and got rid of the others once things got "serious" with twilight.

Probably always, since I think the plush is a commission. It looks derped because apparently, it was one of the first plushes made by that particular person.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

I still wonder how he copes with people around him giving him weird looks and asking him why he's carrying a plush doll around. What kind of mental gymnastics does he use to keep his delusion plausible?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Now, I'm no player here and while I've been with several women over the course of my life, I can honestly say I've never met one that tasted like "nectar and ambrosia".

That's been *human women*. Ponies from Equestria are very different -- they smell and taste like... um... well, like these concoctions some bronies have made in order to simulate mare juice.

 

[LurkerTheLurker]

I feel like I read somewhere in the thread that he was in sex tapes with Jin? Or maybe not?

Yeah, he was in sex tapes with Jin.

it's because he's only had gay sex prior to discovering My Little Pony.

He's only had gay sex, period. Doing it with a plushie doesn't count.

Has Twilight always been Jin's favorite character, or did his obsession with her really blossom when he started hearing her voice come from her plush? I mean it's likely since he already had a plush of her, but maybe he had more and got rid of the others once things got "serious" with twilight.

This shit is suprisingly facinating to think about. Or maybe my life has truly become so uneventful that pondering on whether a chubby, mentally unstable man has always had a preference for the the character he hallucinates about, or it was just randomly chosen by his psyche is fun for me.

He started hearing her voice because he was obsessed with her and filled his room with her image. When you're surrounded in nothing but that for weeks, even months, shit can become weird. I mean, weirder than it would be, covering your room floor to ceiling, wall to wall in cartoon pony merchandise. And, when you're reeeeeally depressed, your mind will make shit up to comfort you. In Jin's case, it was a projection of Twilight onto his cuddle toy. So... in other words, he's more broken now than ever before.

At least, that's my hypothesis. In answer to your question, he was obsessed with her first and that developed into psychosis... if I remember correctly.

I still wonder how he copes with people around him giving him weird looks and asking him why he's carrying a plush doll around. What kind of mental gymnastics does he use to keep his delusion plausible?

It never was plausible. Delusions don't have to be based in reality, remember - he believes it because he wants to believe it. If he does attempt to explain his reasons, though, which you can find examples of out on the web, it's very evident that his sense of reasoning is incorrigibly skewed. Check the comments of those derpibooru images with him tagged in (linked not long ago in this thread) it to see what I mean, he's probably commented on quite a few of them.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It reads just like virgins trying to write erotic fiction (especially erotic fanfiction). With other absurd (and equally inaccurate) descriptions like clits big enough to be tiny dicks, or female ejaculation that looks and tastes like whipped cream (yes, I've come across both). In Jin's case though it's because he's only had gay sex prior to discovering My Little Pony.

When your only sexual experience is through your hand then you're never going to get the nuance when it comes to writing erotic fiction. I've always said to write what it is you know and if you don't know then don't try to fake it because it'll just come off as wrong.

But clit dicks and whipped cream cum? That's just fucking weird.

That's been *human women*. Ponies from Equestria are very different -- they smell and taste like... um... well, like these concoctions some bronies have made in order to simulate mare juice.

Well I guess that explains that then. But does he realize that he's licking some dirty plush and not a pony's privates? That's the question you need to be asking yourself.

 

[Xenophile]

Has Twilight always been Jin's favorite character, or did his obsession with her really blossom when he started hearing her voice come from her plush? I mean it's likely since he already had a plush of her, but maybe he had more and got rid of the others once things got "serious" with twilight.

To make a lengthy explanation short, he bought that Twilight plush in June of 2012 and began hearing her "speak" shortly afterwards. He already liked her character to begin with, but purchasing that plush was the start of his downward spiral.

Here's a more detailed look into his own account of these events.

Spoiler

I've looked through his "A Brief History of Jin and Twilight" post on DeviantArt and here's what I've found. My comments are in green.

"Imagine that one day you're just hanging out on the couch with your Twilight Sparkle plushie, cuddling her up like you usually do, and then bam! Out of nowhere she starts talking to you. She sounds exactly like the Twilight Sparkle you're familiar with from the TV show about her and her friends, and she's totally freaked out to have suddenly found herself in a strange place she's never been, in the lap of a strange creature she's never seen before, and she has no idea how she got here. Then of course you start freaking out and thinking you must have gone crazy because your pony plushie is talking to you in Twilight Sparkle's voice and the voice you're hearing coming from your plushie seems to honestly and completely believe she's really Twilight Sparkle."

So he bought the plush and started hearing voices. What a wonderfully terrifying experience that must've been.

"I think what I did was pretty much what anyone in my position would do. First assume that I was going crazy and hope the voice goes away,"

That seems like a somewhat reasonable approach.

"but just in case I wasn't going crazy treat her as if she was indeed Twilight Sparkle who suddenly appeared in my room from presumably some other planet/universe/etc."

And there we go. I'd say that most people certainly wouldn't consider that possibility if they were hearing voices. Then again, most people don't really start hearing their plush toy talk to them. If that's happened to you, your state of mind probably isn't in any good place to make rational judgement.

"Still thinking I was probably going crazy I visited a professional psychologist to get their take on the matter, which ended up being something along the lines of "Well, she isn't telling you to jump in front of a bus or hurt anyone, and you seem to enjoy having her around. As long as her presence isn't negatively effecting your life I don't think we really need to do anything about it. It may not be normal, but it doesn't seem harmful."

I have a hard time believing that a professional psychologist would actually respond in this way unless Jin hid every potentially traumatising detail of his life with the plush from them, which is probably exactly what transpired. The many death threats Jin's sent to various people over the past few years would suggest that he's probably not completely harmless and pleasant at the very least.

"As weird as her arrival into my life was we did make a pretty good team, had lots of fun together, and I knew my life had been a heck of a lot happier and more fulfilling since she came into it."

Essentially, his life wasn't so splendid, so he tricked himself into believing she was real. His susceptibility to his delusion is probably a result of depression.

He goes on to talk about how he molests the poor thing and then rambles on about some other less interesting things.

"Twi knows exactly who she is and where she comes from, and she's provided me with enough solid evidence to support that she is exactly who she's always said she was and not a figment of my imagination, a tulpa, or some kind of inadvertently created thought form being that I believe her."

He's in some deep denial.

I still wonder how he copes with people around him giving him weird looks and asking him why he's carrying a plush doll around. What kind of mental gymnastics does he use to keep his delusion plausible?

I'm not sure if many people would dare to confront an incredibly suspicious and smelly man gripping a dodgy-looking pony plush to his chest. I'd imagine most would just avoid contact or indulge him in his delusions out of mild fear.

I wonder how exactly someone this far gone reconciles the grandeur of their delusions with reality.

 

[Pancake]

Probably always, since I think the plush is a commission. It looks derped because apparently, it was one of the first plushes made by that particular person.

It actually wasn't a commission either, which honestly makes it a little more funny to me. He had to bid against other people for it on eBay originally.

I know where the original eBay listing is, and it started at $75, and ended at $423 dollars.

Spoiler: screen cap of the bids

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Sorry if this is a teeny tiny bit offtopic, but I just tried to watch MLP to understand the appeal. YAWN.

Cliched characters, annoying voices, stupid story premises... it's horribly dumbed down even compared to other animated shows, such as Powerpuff Girls. The PPG had something charming about them, MLP is just some kind of animated Lorazepam.

Anime waifus I somewhat understand, pony waifus -- no.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Sorry if this is a teeny tiny bit offtopic, but I just tried to watch MLP to understand the appeal. YAWN.

Cliched characters, annoying voices, stupid story premises... it's horribly dumbed down even compared to other animated shows, such as Powerpuff Girls. The PPG had something charming about them, MLP is just some kind of animated Lorazepam.

That's because MLP was written with little girls in mind. The entire land is bright and colorful because that appeals to little girls. The characters are stock and two-dimensional with one defining feature. The stories are simple and easy to digest. And it's really there to sell a product.

In other words, it's a show for children in every sense of the word.