Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

c-no said:
I can not say for fear of autism. If you mean the likes of Jin or Taxman though, that may as well depend. Jin would try to stay faithful to his horse wife. Tax on the other hand might if his horse doesn't want him anymore.
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Good Godbear - you're suggesting Jin or Tax would be capable of assuming it was their partner who was being unfaithful? In Jin's case, assuming Twilight was slipping out of her plush body to have her wicked way with other bronies? :o The idea is startling enough by itself - but the notion that Jin might be enraged enough by Twilight's infidelity to consider putting a contract out on her life? Or maybe just tear his horse waifu's derped plushy vessel apart - and in doing so, condemn her spirit to wander the earth alone for evermore?

Pony adultery - serious business.
 
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Silvana said:
Took a good bit of searching, but here it is...



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Make of that what you will...
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Yo so he was a drug dealer for most if his life? Wtf like which drugs? Is his mind so addled fromm drugs that he hallucinates purple pastel pony pussy?

Wow. Heavy shit. What a crazy bastard! Makes me want to steal his twilight plush and "torture" it for the lulz
 
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AnOminous said:
"I'd kill you if I weren't a gigantic pussy" isn't really much of a death threat, especially when you are.
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"I'd kill you if I weren't a gigantic pussy" is probably more impotent than saying "I am not going to kill you because I am too weak", IMO. The second involves having enough spine to admit one's flaws. The first, of course, is trying to be scary and failing miserably in in the process demeaning oneself.

Of course the best option is saying nothing. But pony-perverts are not the most intelligent bunch so...
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
According to what I've read she does move when nobody else is around. But then this is also the guy that says that he moves her like she wants to be moved so I wouldn't exactly say his story is consistent.
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I also remember him saying that she can exist outside the body, but prefers to be in the plushie since Jin can move the body for her. And since he does such a great job moving it in the way she wants, it's never a problem for her and she doesn't have to ask.
 
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Silvana said:
Took a good bit of searching, but here it is...



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Make of that what you will...
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Sorry, what tipped him over the edge to make him threaten the lives of those people?
 
LikeicareKF said:
So without reading the thread, can someone tell me if he fucks this thing or not?
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The plush doesn't have a proper orifice for conventional fucking, so he just has to settle for rubbing his dick against it until he ejaculates. I don't know if that counts in your book.
 
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MysticMisty said:
Jin thinks he's so fucking special that no one else is allowed to have this particular pony as a waifu. Nobody is allowed to have pony tulpa either because reasons. No porn as well.
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He's supposedly justified this in saying that the Twilight that inhabits his plush is the actual one from the show, meaning the others who claim to screw the same character are just liars, or something.

His instability causes him to flip out at those people on occasion, which, I must add, is insurmountably funny.
 
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So the ramblings of an addled plush-fucker aside I just can't get over how much those things sell for. That Lyra one with the cock slot got £450+ (probably got bumped up a bit for shits and giggles, but still) and the non-modified ones still fetch a few hundred quid. Clearly I'm in the wrong business.

If I wasn't certain that Hasbro would cease and desist me raw I'd take it up myself! How hard could it be to sew in a flashlight hole? I'd make some bank!
 
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Savryc said:
So the ramblings of an addled plush-fucker aside I just can't get over how much those things sell for. That Lyra one with the cock slot got £450+ (probably got bumped up a bit for shits and giggles, but still) and the non-modified ones still fetch a few hundred quid. Clearly I'm in the wrong business.

If I wasn't certain that Hasbro would cease and desist me raw I'd take it up myself! How hard could it be to sew in a flashlight hole? I'd make some bank!
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The Lyra one got bumped up a lot because of its infamy on Deviantart, loads of people wanted to buy and destroy it whilst other people just wanted the satifaction of owning the fabled lyra plushie. So to really profit off of it get one of his plushies that he has been fucking, hold it hostage until he hands over the money.
 
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Wezofthenow said:
The Lyra one got bumped up a lot because of its infamy on Deviantart, loads of people wanted to buy and destroy it whilst other people just wanted the satifaction of owning the fabled lyra plushie. So to really profit off of it get one of his plushies that he has been fucking, hold it hostage until he hands over the money.
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Yeah I thought the price was steep for the Lyra plush to be totally legit, but I'd be willing to bet pounds to pennies that there are cloppers out there who'd love to slip a fleshlight inside their favourite pastel waifu toy. But still, Hasbro's lawyers would skull fuck the project. Let me exploit your fanbase for monetary gain Hasbro!

As for Jin, no way I could steal his beloved. Not for moral reasons it's just hard to be sneaky in HAZMAT gear.
 
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Xenophile said:
He's supposedly justified this in saying that the Twilight that inhabits his plush is the actual one from the show, meaning the others who claim to screw the same character are just liars, or something.
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If I remember correctly it was even dumber then that. He claimed that while his "Twilight" is the "real" one nobody else has a "real" pony. That everybody with tulpa just made a pony-thing that looks and sounds like the characters but they're not the actual ones and it upsets "Twilight".
 
Savryc said:
So the ramblings of an addled plush-fucker aside I just can't get over how much those things sell for. That Lyra one with the cock slot got £450+ (probably got bumped up a bit for shits and giggles, but still) and the non-modified ones still fetch a few hundred quid. Clearly I'm in the wrong business.

If I wasn't certain that Hasbro would cease and desist me raw I'd take it up myself! How hard could it be to sew in a flashlight hole? I'd make some bank!
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Part of the reason there's so expensive is because the artist needs to buy the proper materials, find the time among a mess of other orders and the shipping and handling.
 
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