creamyfanta
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Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle
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I honestly feel for the hair dresser that cuts his hair. Someone with that degree of disassociation from other human beings is going to always go to the same doctor, hair dresser etc. in a futile attempt to form a relationship with one person, which both limits their contact with multiple others and increases the chance that they'll be able to at least talk to someone who remembers rudimentary facts about them, and has a rough semblance of intimacy with him. Every six weeks Jin's hair dresser sees him coming, double gloves with nitrile under latex, fetches a medical grade face visor, an industrial grade scrubbing brush and a bucket full of heavy duty degreaser as they try to figure out why, why, why did they decide to go to beauty school instead of committing suicide...
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MysticMisty
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I fucking knew he held the food up to it's mouth. Also I'm curious as to who took the pathetic birthday pictures, was it Taxman?
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If you ever happen to meet a magical talking pony girl from another planet, get that mare a PlayStation. Mares love PlayStation.
http://jin1515.deviantart.com/journal/Mares-Love-PlayStation-598387785
It's been nearly 18 years since it was first released and I still love playing around with the Game Boy Camera. I was really happy with the way this shot came out!
http://jin1515.deviantart.com/art/A-Portrait-In-Green-And-Black-598389391
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If you ever happen to meet a magical talking pony girl from another planet, get that mare a PlayStation. Mares love PlayStation.
http://jin1515.deviantart.com/journal/Mares-Love-PlayStation-598387785
That thing's hoof looks filthy.
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One shudders to think of where it's been.
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That's because Jin is constantly wrapping the hooves in bondage gear or hoof-fucking the plushie. I wish I was joking.
creamyfanta
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A large condom, lube and I'm sure Jin could stretch his hole enough.
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From the one image I recall seeing he lined the hoof along his brony-loving shaft, held on and was in a prime position to "rut" up and down its length. I now feel sad.
creamyfanta
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Admittedly, I take a slight liberty with the term but essentially, "fuck".
Example, from To KIll a Mockingbird: Mr Ewell says, "I seen that black nigger yonder ruttin' on my Mayella!"
Example, from To KIll a Mockingbird: Mr Ewell says, "I seen that black nigger yonder ruttin' on my Mayella!"
creamyfanta
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Is twilight mayella or the black guy?
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Is twilight mayella or the black guy?
Twilight is the chifforobe that was the party piece in the sad affair.
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I never thought I'd see To Kill a Mockingbird referenced and discussed in the context of a lolcow but it's kind of great.
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I know it'll never happen, but I really wish that one day while Jin is fucking the plush suddenly a portal will open and several armed ponies will come out and attack Jin to rescue Twilight.
creamyfanta
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But that would mean twilight has actually been a sex slave for so many years and is a victim of horrible sexual assault
I just want the plush to start molding and rip apart.
I just want the plush to start molding and rip apart.
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