Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[Silver]

I know, I know, but I mean about the lolcow directly.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://jin1515.deviantart.com/status/2995755

Ahhh, another night watching B-rate monster movies with Twi. They're probably her second favorite kind of movie (especially the "found footage" ones), second only to history and nature documentaries lol. Tonight's selection was Indigenous (2014) and it was actually pretty darn good.

Spoiler: here's our modern entertainment center

Retro gaming center:

 

[MysticMisty]

He has a copy of MLP Monopoly and two Harry Potter books. I can't tell if he's got more Twilight Sparkle shit or not however. Especially since at a glance he has over a dozen copies of the exact same goddamn doll.

 

[creamyfanta]

He seems so clean, and yet his pillowcase looks like it has been rubbed thoroughly through his buttcrack for five years straight. How? Why?

 

[glass_houses]

He has a copy of MLP Monopoly and two Harry Potter books. I can't tell if he's got more Twilight Sparkle shit or not however. Especially since at a glance he has over a dozen copies of the exact same goddamn doll.

There's also an old edition of the Hobbit and a book on bonsai. Bonsai? The fuck? He's only a tiny amount of space for books, and he sure as hell hasn't indicated any interest in bonsai. Unless he's just shoved it onto the bookshelf and forgot about it because he doesn't read. Something that'd surely make him incompatible with Twilight Sparkle, but anyway. Also, having dozens of pictures and figurines of your wife crammed into a single room is fucking creepy, and is absolutely not indicative of a healthy, non stalkerish relationship, regardless if your wife is 2D or 3D.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

On the top shelf, from the left, after three books, he has the hard-cover set of LOTR. :autism:

 

[DykesDykesChina]

His interests besides screwing purple horse seem to be Tolkien (he once mentioned that Twihorse enjoys the "Hobbit"), some weeb tendencies (Nippon-inspired pictures on his walls, bonsai stuff, also this) and vintage games. Twihorse enjoys exactly the same things, what a happy relationship!

 

[Bugaboo]

There's also an old edition of the Hobbit and a book on bonsai. Bonsai? The fuck? He's only a tiny amount of space for books, and he sure as hell hasn't indicated any interest in bonsai. Unless he's just shoved it onto the bookshelf and forgot about it because he doesn't read. Something that'd surely make him incompatible with Twilight Sparkle, but anyway. Also, having dozens of pictures and figurines of your wife crammed into a single room is fucking creepy, and is absolutely not indicative of a healthy, non stalkerish relationship, regardless if your wife is 2D or 3D.

Maybe some of the books "belong" to Twilight like how he bought her a fucking 3ds she can't use because she is fictional

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I sometimes wonder whether him and Twilight humping keeps his roommate up at night.

Spoiler: Strawberry underwear

 

[Professor Iris]

"Oh GOD why?!" is my first and all-encompassing reply to this thread.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

. . . I don't think that's underwear. I think that's a diaper. I think they are both in diapers.

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

"We all need something in our lives to fulfill those needs for personal intimacy and sexual gratification, and my heart seems to have uniquely chosen a purple cartoon unicorn for that role."

How is this not random text yet?

@Null @Null @Null

 

[c-no]

. . . I don't think that's underwear. I think that's a diaper. I think they are both in diapers.

Well, there do exist images of him and his plushie in diapers and that wouldn't be far off.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

. . . I don't think that's underwear. I think that's a diaper. I think they are both in diapers.

I will never understand why there are people who think diapers are cute/sexy.

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

Those photos of his room were posted somewhere else in the thread, and it's as odd as I remembered it. It's such a weird trainwreck -- Japanese art mixed with retro posters and garish pony shit, but otherwise plain and undecorated. It's like he never moved past the phase of a student living in a dorm room, except he's nearly thirty years old. Gotta keep payin' for Twiley's vidya, I guess.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Those photos of his room were posted somewhere else in the thread, and it's as odd as I remembered it. It's such a weird trainwreck -- Japanese art mixed with retro posters and garish pony shit, but otherwise plain and undecorated. It's like he never moved past the phase of a student living in a dorm room, except he's nearly thirty years old. Gotta keep payin' for Twiley's vidya, I guess.

Deep down he fears Twihorse will leave him if he doesn't keep buying her shit...

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

Deep down he fears Twihorse will leave him if he doesn't keep buying her shit...

True Love

 

[Lord of Cinder]

I wonder if he has creepy ass hallucinations of the Plushie talking to him in Tara Strong's voice, telling him to do all the disgusting stuff he's doing to the plushie.

 

[TetsucabraRathian]

I wonder if he has creepy ass hallucinations of the Plushie talking to him in Tara Strong's voice, telling him to do all the disgusting stuff he's doing to the plushie.

hell, i wonder if Tara Strong KNOWS this man exists. She has a habit for catering to bronies but this has got to be the line for her.

 

[Count groudon]

hell, i wonder if Tara Strong KNOWS this man exists. She has a habit for catering to bronies but this has got to be the line for her.

She's actually vaguely addressed Jin before in a tweet saying that Twilight is definitely not married to anyone.