Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[Hummingbird]

Is it mean that I busted up laughing while reading this? And that I considered making a fake letter where the writer has a friend with a similar problem to Jin's and then reveals herself to be his mother begging him to come to reality. But in real life I'm not that mean.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

...the doctrines of the Universal Life Church do allow him to do that.

Well this explains how it was he was able to get married to a plushie although it's still not a legal marriage per se.

The Universal Life Church is an actual, recognized church that will ordain anybody. There is no central doctrine. There is no dogma. There is literally nothing preventing anybody from getting ordained, including atheists. Last time I checked there was no charge for this although if you want an actual certificate as well as other accoutrements they will sell them to you.

 

[Night Terror]

This is a contender for funniest thread on the forum. Whenever I read one of his mad stories about how he's doing weird fetishy shit with his 'wife', or swapping 'wives' with his friends, or going on dates, I just visualise a weird, sweaty dude jerking off on a cartoon horse plushie and I lose my shit every time.
Shine on, you crazy bastard. And keep the content coming.

 

[MerriedManJr]

This is a contender for funniest thread on the forum. Whenever I read one of his mad stories about how he's doing weird fetishy shit with his 'wife', or swapping 'wives' with his friends, or going on dates, I just visualise a weird, sweaty dude jerking off on a cartoon horse plushie and I lose my shit every time.
Shine on, you crazy bastard. And keep the content coming.

The best part about Jin is that he's an extremely prolific writer. It makes capping his posts annoying, but there's so much content. Anyway, have some Q&A from the first few pages of the immense "Twilight" & Jin AMA thread:

Spoiler: Inside The Mind of Jin

1. So with Season 4 just over 6 weeks away, what will it be like? Considering Twilight will be shown as an alicorn, behave like an alicorn etc. Will you have to get a New plush?

2. Any bg ponies you'd like to see get an episode? (You can already guess mine).

3. How is college? I've heard you've begun college?

Spoiler: Answers

1. I guess I don't really care about the next season of MLP. At this point we assume that since Twi has been living here with me for the last year, whoever the seer over at Hasbro is that’s been looking into Twilight’s world over the last several years has probably run out of new source material about her life in Equestria to make episodes based off of. So we’re expecting that most of Season 4 will just be stuff the writers at Hasbro make up (since "the show must go on" as they say) to fill air time and sell toys like in the recent Equestria Girls movie. And after EQG we’re both a little uncertain about their ability to portray her as... well, her. lol

We’ll most likely still tune in to watch Season 4, but we’re not expecting to see a whole lot of historical accuracy in any of the episodes. Whatever they decide to do with Twilight’s likeness on the show we’re not going to get bent out of shape about it though, because we both know that Hasbro is just trying to make their money like any other company out there. And somehow we get the feeling that what has actually happened in Twilight’s life over the last year would be a bit too radical of a departure from show’s storyline thus far for most viewers to want to watch it. Plus the parts that ended up on /mlp/ and Reddit wouldn't exactly be kid friendly. lol


And nope on the new plush. Twi is very happy with her body here and doesn't mind the lack of wings at all (she still finds them cumbersome and unwieldy every time she travels back to Equestria and her wings come back). If she wanted a new body I'd be doing everything in my power to get her one, but if she's happy with the one she has then I'm happy too. :twilightsmile:


2. Hmm... again, not really caring too much about the television show anymore, but another Trixie episode would be cool. I like Trixie.

o O (And Twi is totally raising an eyebrow at me right now XD ) O o


3. College is awesome! I'm having an awesome time learning more about some of the things that interest me and Twilight and I have both come to love homework time. We do all my assigned reading together, taking turns reading sections aloud to each other, and she has got to be the best study buddy ever. I know she's been having a lot of fun learning more about Astronomy too and has even checked out a couple books from the local library on the subject to read more on her own time. School has made life a lot busier and more hectic, but in a really good way. It's been really gratifying to be doing something productive with my life, our study time has given my wife and I a lot more fun things to do together.

Twilight : "I would like to add that I'm happy to report Jin is getting straight A's in all his classes! He didn't want to say it himself, but I think that is something worth bragging over! I do help him with his studies but the real work that gets done for his assignments is all him. He's quite a bit smarter than he'll ever admit."

1. what do you think shining amour and Spike

2. how do you feel about this whole FlashXTwilight shipping

Spoiler: Answers

1. Shining Armor seems like the best brother anyone or anypony could ever ask for, and I'm really happy that Twi has such a great relationship with him. Speaking of relationships I find that oddly Twi/Shining shipping is really the only kind of Twi shipping clop art that can turn me on. I wouldn't consider myself into incest in any general sense though, it's just that Shining Armor is really the only pony I can think of who I feel confident would treat Twi with the kind of total love and tenderness she deserves if they ever slept together. Twi tends to just laugh and roll her eyes at whatever shipping art she comes across. Regarding Spike, he's always been a great assistant to my wife and has been a true friend and a great study buddy for her for a very long time. It's a real shame she can't bring him to Earth, goodness knows we both could use a little assistance cleaning up around here sometimes. lol Also worth noting is that Twi/Spike shipping is the only kind of shipping art that genuinely creeps my little mare out. Most of it she just chuckles at, but she has a really viscerally unpleasant reaction every time she comes across Twi/Spike stuff. ----> :twilightoops:


2. We have seen parts of Equestria Girls on YouTube, but not the whole movie. The last 13 minutes of it to be exact. My initial reaction was mild annoyance, since both Twilight and I know the events of that movie are entirely fictitious, but it was still a little annoying to see the writers and animators at Hasbro portraying Twilight as crushing on some guy she’s never even met. Twi on the other hand was far more upset about the whole thing, she pretty much went into full on Rapidash mode for about two days before she finally calmed down. She cooled off after Meghan McCarthy made a statement on her twitter saying that Flash Sentry would not be in Season 4 of the TV show, but to this day she’s still pretty upset about Hasbro’s use of her likeness in EQG. So yeah, we're both a little annoyed by it but hey, what can you do? No matter how much we think Twi should have licensing rights and a say in the use of her likeness the fact is that no one else can hear her talking, so we can't prove that she is who we know her to be and therefore get no say in what Hasbro decides to write stories about. It's unfortunate, but that's life sometimes.

1. Do you think Time Travel will have a negative effect on the balance of the Universe?

2. Do you two play D&D? Any fun experiences there?

Spoiler: Answers

1. Twilight : "Earth physicists already know that time travel into the future is possible without any negative effects on reality as we know it. Time travel to the future can be accomplished without the aid of magic by either by accelerating to near the speed of light or by spending time in close proximity to a very heavy object such as a black hole. However, humans tend to speculate that time travel into the past is not possible because it would allow for the creation of paradoxes. It is widely believed on earth that there must be some universal law to prevent the creation of paradoxes, which leads most humans to conclude that time travel into the past must not be possible. Personal experience has taught me that this conclusion is inaccurate. You may remember the episode of the My Little Pony television show that depicted me using a spell created by Star Swirl the Bearded to briefly travel into the past in an attempt to warn my future self not to worry about the future. These events did in fact occur, and though my plan didn't work so well it did prove that time travel to the past is a possibility. I never did anything that would have created a paradox during the short time I traveled into the past, but the fact that I was in a position where I could have defies what Earth physicists currently speculate about the nature of reality.

This might lead some to conclude that I am from another dimension where the universal laws function differently, but that’s not necessarily the case. All the same natural laws apply equally both here on Earth and in Equestria, it’s just that there’s not much in the way of magic on Earth so humans lack a complete understanding of all the natural laws. Regardless of species we all base our scientific understanding of the universe on what we can observe, but humans haven’t observed magic widely enough for your scientific community to accept it as real so the popular theories of physics regarding what is and is not possible don’t account for it. The willed deconstruction, reconstruction, and general manipulation of matter on a quantum level isn’t something most humans are capable of so they’ve yet to understand how and why it works.

Also, consider that there could still be a currently unknown mechanism in place to prevent the creation of paradoxes via time travel into the past. It’s often postulated that that the mechanism to prevent paradoxical situations from occurring is that time travel to the past cannot be possible. Knowing that it is possible however, I would propose that there is a yet undetermined mechanism preventing the creation of paradoxes. Either that or the creation of one would not be nearly as reality shattering as many believe."

2. We haven't played traditional D&D together yet (though Twi has been reading the 4th Edition Essentials books so I have a feeling we may be soon) but we have been having a lot of fun with the D&D board game series. The past three weeks we've been playing through a campaign in the D&D Castle Ravenloft board game together, doing one adventure a week every Thursday night. We're playing through all the adventures in the adventure book included with the game in order and making it a campaign by allowing ourselves to retain any treasure items we collect from adventure to adventure (unless we fail an adventure, then we decided we'd have to lose all treasure items collected up to that point and retry the adventure). We finished adventure number three last night and there's a total of thirteen adventures in the book, so at one adventure per week it's going to take us ten more weeks to complete the campaign. We're both really enjoying it too, I think the D&D board games are a great way to get a real authentic D&D experience without the need for a DM and being able to play cooperatively with just two players makes them a fun couples activity. Twi is playing an Eladrin Wizard and I'm a Dwarf Cleric. :twilightsmile:

There's lots more top-notch insanity, but I'll leave you with a brief exchange between Jin and "Twilight":

Spoiler: Talking to Himself

Because that's how couples talk, right?
Other info that was too tricky to cap: Twilight's parents are best parents, Rainbow Dash is worst pony, and Jin owns a lot of Twilight merchandise. But not all of it.

 

[Gensdupays]

Here's something (read from bottom to top):

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Spoiler: Not Safe for Life

Spoiler: Not Joking

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Omg they are just a few inches away from crossing swords.
But hey - it's NOT gay if a doll of a female cartoon pony is also there!

Right? Right???!!

 

[c-no]

Here's something (read from bottom to top):

I really like to see where this goes. No doubt some drama could pop up between these two.

 

[melty]

So it sounds like he had the plushie for awhile before "twilight's" consciousness appeared in it. Given that I wonder how she feels about the idea that he was cumming on an inanimate representation of her body before ever meeting her?

Between this and the fluffy pony thread I'm starting to worry how jaded I've gotten over Internet stuff. I'm just like "yeah, people like this, no surprise there" I'm not even mildly shocked he made a sex dungeon for it. To think at one point I used to be shocked furries existed

 

[Microlab]

So it sounds like he had the plushie for awhile before "twilight's" consciousness appeared in it. Given that I wonder how she feels about the idea that he was cumming on an inanimate representation of her body before ever meeting her?

Between this and the fluffy pony thread I'm starting to worry how jaded I've gotten over Internet stuff. I'm just like "yeah, people like this, no surprise there" I'm not even mildly shocked he made a sex dungeon for it. To think at one point I used to be shocked furries existed

Skimming back in his 3-part love story, "Twilight" says she first appeared June 2012, and Chapter 2, when Jin claims he first fucked the plush, was written December 2012.

Chapter 2 also mentions how he'd already begun talking to the plush, so it's buyable that he already suspected he was talking to Twilight, or if he's lying about it, was plotting to tell people he was to make it seem like he's not just a pony-boner.

 

[Meowthkip]

2. We haven't played traditional D&D together yet (though Twi has been reading the 4th Edition Essentials books so I have a feeling we may be soon)

Fourth edition?

Now he's even more unappealing.

Here's something (read from bottom to top):

Smooth recovery there, Jin and Tonic.

 

[Gerion]

Jin's awfully well-written for a lolcow, or at least he has a bigger vocabulary and a better command of syntax than most do. Do we know how he supports himself, or what he does during the day?

 

[Bugaboo]

Jin's awfully well-written for a lolcow, or at least he has a bigger vocabulary and a better command of syntax than most do. Do we know how he supports himself, or what he does during the day?

Maybe Twilight is the one who pays the bills

 

[GDT]

I once read a thing from someone who used to claim they had "headmates"- basically, separate people in their head who are totally real and different from the "host". Some people with these headmates claimed that theirs were fictional characters who had entered their mind.

This person had since grown out of their headmate stage and wrote that they had never really fully believed it, they just needed it to be true so badly that they spent all their mental energy convincing themselves the headmates were real. (They were in a bad place, mentally, and apparently one thing led to another until they were convincing themselves they have these headmates.) They wrote that it's most likely the same in the whole community, that they all were desperately looking for attention and each other's validation because none of them really believed what they were saying. That everyone on the conscious level knew it wasn't true but needed it to be so they just told themselves over and over it was and tried to get other people to join in.

So I wonder if it's a similar thing with this dude. If he knows his plush isn't really Twilight, but he so badly needs her to be Twilight he spends his days convincing himself that she is, no really, 100% Twilight Sparkle. And that's why he keeps posting and seeking attention, cause he needs other voices to join his own that he is actually, honestly married to a cartoon pony from another planet(?)

 

[c-no]

Jin's awfully well-written for a lolcow, or at least he has a bigger vocabulary and a better command of syntax than most do. Do we know how he supports himself, or what he does during the day?

If I recall correctly, he might be getting money from an ex-boyfriend or family member. Also, he was a college student. Emphasis on was because this was something I read from a year or two ago and he might not be a student anymore or he put his education on hold.

 

[creamyfanta]

I once read a thing from someone who used to claim they had "headmates"- basically, separate people in their head who are totally real and different from the "host". Some people with these headmates claimed that theirs were fictional characters who had entered their mind.

This person had since grown out of their headmate stage and wrote that they had never really fully believed it, they just needed it to be true so badly that they spent all their mental energy convincing themselves the headmates were real. (They were in a bad place, mentally, and apparently one thing led to another until they were convincing themselves they have these headmates.) They wrote that it's most likely the same in the whole community, that they all were desperately looking for attention and each other's validation because none of them really believed what they were saying. That everyone on the conscious level knew it wasn't true but needed it to be so they just told themselves over and over it was and tried to get other people to join in.

So I wonder if it's a similar thing with this dude. If he knows his plush isn't really Twilight, but he so badly needs her to be Twilight he spends his days convincing himself that she is, no really, 100% Twilight Sparkle. And that's why he keeps posting and seeking attention, cause he needs other voices to join his own that he is actually, honestly married to a cartoon pony from another planet(?)

Totally. On the MLW forum there's a post where he is whining about being jealous of other twilight humpers, and he says that he knows she isn't actually real and that she is a public figure so it's okay for others to fantasize porking the poor thing.

Two posts later he starts going on about how she's his real twilight and they have an IRL relationship, and everyone else is just fantasizing about someone else or something convoluted and crazy. So he almost admits that he doesn't fully believe she's real...and then goes back on it. And this is after she supposedly woke up next to the hairy, crying neanderthal.

Okay so proof she's not real: twilight is pretty, popular, and talented. Jin is a fucking creepy ass dude. If she were real she would have run the fuck away as fast as possible and found some other dude to bone who wasn't a brony.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

If she were real she would have run the fuck away as fast as possible and found some other dude to bone who wasn't a brony.

She's a horse.. she would be a horse if she was real I think her ability to date normal well adjusted men would be limited. She'd be better off trying to find a talking horse but as I've said before I've never heard of a talking horse.

 

[creamyfanta]

She's a horse.. she would be a horse if she was real I think her ability to date normal well adjusted men would be limited. She'd be better off trying to find a talking horse but as I've said before I've never heard of a talking horse.

maybe she'd date a furry?

 

[Hummingbird]

She's a horse.. she would be a horse if she was real I think her ability to date normal well adjusted men would be limited. She'd be better off trying to find a talking horse but as I've said before I've never heard of a talking horse.

Now I have the image of his "Twily" dumping him for Mr. Ed as the theme song plays in the background and he's screaming, "nooooo!".

 

[Meowthkip]

I once read a thing from someone who used to claim they had "headmates"- basically, separate people in their head who are totally real and different from the "host". Some people with these headmates claimed that theirs were fictional characters who had entered their mind.

This person had since grown out of their headmate stage and wrote that they had never really fully believed it, they just needed it to be true so badly that they spent all their mental energy convincing themselves the headmates were real. (They were in a bad place, mentally, and apparently one thing led to another until they were convincing themselves they have these headmates.) They wrote that it's most likely the same in the whole community, that they all were desperately looking for attention and each other's validation because none of them really believed what they were saying. That everyone on the conscious level knew it wasn't true but needed it to be so they just told themselves over and over it was and tried to get other people to join in.

So I wonder if it's a similar thing with this dude. If he knows his plush isn't really Twilight, but he so badly needs her to be Twilight he spends his days convincing himself that she is, no really, 100% Twilight Sparkle. And that's why he keeps posting and seeking attention, cause he needs other voices to join his own that he is actually, honestly married to a cartoon pony from another planet(?)

I found an ex-otherkin blog that said as much. It's all the same shit, really.

 

[melty]

Totally. On the MLW forum there's a post where he is whining about being jealous of other twilight humpers, and he says that he knows she isn't actually real and that she is a public figure so it's okay for others to fantasize porking the poor thing.

Two posts later he starts going on about how she's his real twilight and they have an IRL relationship, and everyone else is just fantasizing about someone else or something convoluted and crazy. So he almost admits that he doesn't fully believe she's real...and then goes back on it. And this is after she supposedly woke up next to the hairy, crying neanderthal.

Okay so proof she's not real: twilight is pretty, popular, and talented. Jin is a fucking creepy ass dude. If she were real she would have run the fuck away as fast as possible and found some other dude to bone who wasn't a brony.

Maybe Twilight has Stockholm Syndrome or something like it? She wakes up, ripped away from her home, her friends, her family and everything she's ever known. She's suddenly completely dependent on one alien creature to the extent that she can't even physically move her body without his help. I guess the violence/abuse is absent tho

Has he ever tried to explain why Twilight speaks English?