JK Rowling just wrote a new character for the next movie in the franchise and he's from your home country, what's his name?

[Aunt Marge]

I'll start with a few.

• Leopold Van Waffle
• Pajeet Kumar
• Boris Drunkenovsky
• Jan Pawel Walesa

 

[Great President of McHell]

• Billy Youtback
• Rue Wallsby
• Duncan Dee
• Derry Wogger

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewic

 

[AMERICA]

• Inuk Shuk
• Ching Chong (2nd gen immigrant)
• Terry Goosefeather
• Pierre Lechad

 

[Kumomo]

Armand Potteur, French brother of Harry.

 

[Wraith]

Jussie "Cauca Slayer" Largeheart Jr-Ma'am (Trans Wizard)

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Hugh Jass

 

[OrionBalls]

Kenny Miller
Sarah Smith
Jose Garcia

 

[The Magnificence]

Terfillia Gendercrit

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

James Robson
Ed Snipes-Weasley
Henry Carlin (From "SuperCarlinBrothers" YouTube as they make Harry Potter theories)
Athena Chang-Dupang
Diana or Hazel or Selena

 

[Noble Redditor]

D'shawn Tyrese Davis
Jesus Gomez Javier Gonzalez
Muhammed Hakim
Chow "Big Drippy" Wang

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Euwill Neverbee

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Bruce McJack Hogan

 

[He's Ronald McDonald]

Lucas Bogard
Alec Summer
Jim Wayne

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

James Roberts

And he'd be an absolute chad, using his magic shit to run shine, smoke cigars by the fistfull, fuck bitches and call Dumbledore a nancy. The climax of the film would be him ditching his wand for a fucking 1911, like George Washington would want, and saving the day.

That'd be the secret of Dumbledore. He fucking sucked next to Captain James Roberts.

 

[Beautiful Border]

If Harry Potter had trans characters, their names would probably be something like this

Jennifer Thompson
Angessica Jones
Daisy-foo-fee McMann
Autogynephilia Notawoman

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Jose Rodriguez

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Tran O’Dialator, the half Asian/Irish exchange student who uses a dragon dildo as a wand

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Tranny Tinkerbell.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Tyrone McNugget