JK Rowling just wrote a new character for the next movie in the franchise and he's from your home country, what's his name?

Henk de Groot or if female Ingrid de Groot, Henk would be a 6,5 brown haired blue eyed clog wearing friendly giant, who could speak to animals and raise army's of gingerbread man to fight for him and do his bidding.
Ingid would be a 5,8 heavy bosom-ed green eyed red haired girl who has the power to grow crops everywhere from nothing, and make brainwashing pancakes. the common trait would be: they would be cheap as hell, and if they can't get something for free they will abuse their powers to make it free.

There would be a queer character named Kelly de Groot but xir throw itself before the train on King's Cross station.
 
A street magician named Mengele the Magnificent. He is secretly a Death Eater who kidnaps tranny wizards to experiment on by injecting them with a permanent polyjuice potion that returns them to their correct gender.
 
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Yaniris Brown; because of the English pirates in he Caribbean and as a result Dominicans have British blood in their veins; despite no Latin American School of Wizardry lol.
 
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white people cant tell the difference between japanese and korean for some reason and they dont know what real names look like either
 
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Paddy “Begorrah” McSeamus, a keen potion master, master of the firewhiskey elixir. Known to have collaborated or funded various terrorist attacks on the ministry of magic, but it was all the imperium charm I swear. No squibs, no mudbloods, no Irish.
 
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