💼 Careercow Joe Cracker / Robert C. McGee

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exball said:
Surtur said:
More Joe fun.

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Joe's Majora's mask voice sounds like a heavy smoker.

The voice could work though, in my opinion. The video itself reminds me of early 90s computer animation demos, seems a tad outdated but amusing nonetheless.
 
Here we go...
 

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Yea, that shit has been hilarious.
 
I love how it combines his cluelessness with his complete inability to work at anything. I'm pretty surprised he tried to tie TLOC into it, though.
 
Have you been following his facebook feed for his campaign?
 
Yeah, that's JUST what he fucking needs... :lol:
 

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Out of all the places he chose to run as a Democrat, he chose South Carolina. For those of you who aren't American or aren't politifags, South Carolina is one of, if not THE most conservative states in the US. For context, It's like trying to run for mayor of San Francisco advocating "traditional" marriage and public decency laws.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Yeah, that's JUST what he fucking needs... :lol:

What, don't YOU want to see Ziggy in Ultra HD and 3d and Smellovision?
 
Surtur said:
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Yeah, that's JUST what he fucking needs... :lol:

What, don't YOU want to see Ziggy in Ultra HD and 3d and Smellovision?

Well, considering he has an HD camera that's barely two years old, has no job, and doesn't appear to be related to the Rockefellers, I'd suggest that Ziggy might need to wait a bit to transition into holodeck technology. Besides, this is JOE MOTHERFUCKING CRACKER, the same video pioneer who figured out that hooking up a VHS deck to a BluRay player would upconvert all his old movies into Pixar films. SURELY he can find a solution for this dilemma!

Unless he gets mad and forgets the whole thing...
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Surtur said:
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Yeah, that's JUST what he fucking needs... :lol:

What, don't YOU want to see Ziggy in Ultra HD and 3d and Smellovision?

Well, considering he has an HD camera that's barely two years old, has no job, and doesn't appear to be related to the Rockefellers, I'd suggest that Ziggy might need to wait a bit to transition into holodeck technology. Besides, this is JOE MOTHERFUCKING CRACKER, the same video pioneer who figured out that hooking up a VHS deck to a BluRay player would upconvert all his old movies into Pixar films. SURELY he can find a solution for this dilemma!

Unless he gets mad and forgets the whole thing...

I DIED.

Of course this is the man who wanted to up convert NES games into 3D with HD by clicking a button and pointing and clicking.
 
At times his voice reminds me of Liquid Chris.

Also his political campaign is beautiful, much like the Seattle campaign of coolspaceguy (who ran under that name. it was not a successful run for coolspaceguy)
 
oh my god! this guy!

Only know about him since I saw the light of courage videos. Hilarious! Makes me laugh even to this day.
I can't believe he's running for congress? that guy is crazy. :lol:
 
I saw an articale about a 13 year old charged with a felony, his crime? Throwing a snowball at a cop.

This over crimiliation of children must end.

If elected, I will put forth legislation that bars law enforcement from arresting anyone under 13 for non-violent/non-sexual offensises.

Very well-thought-out, Joe.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Surtur said:
Have you been following his facebook feed for his campaign?
Just for a few days. It's kind of a case study in what life is like if everything you know about politics comes from Facebook memes.

That's over 95% of the voters in America.
 
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