💼 Careercow Joe Cracker / Robert C. McGee

[Joe_Cracker]

And for the reasons why, please read every post you've ever made on every forum you've visited.
Watch your videos and try to put yourself in our shoes.
You obviously have nothing better to do.

I don't read every post, I know a troll when I see one.

Figure this out instead:
No one wants to give you any money.

Well, without it I can't debut my new web series next year.

 

[Ariel]

Well, without it I can't debut my new web series next year.

I'm sure you will get a lot of views.

 

[Bugaboo]

Mr. Cracker, Joe.
Do you have a learning disablility? Not a joke I'm geniunly curious.
Or do you just skim through everything without a thought?

 

[Locksnap]

Well, without it I can't debut my new web series next year.

Playa, nobody wants to watch your web series.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I don't read every post, I know a troll when I see one.

no one's trolling you here except you yourself.

 

[Joe_Cracker]

Playa, nobody wants to watch your web series.

You don't know what it's about yet.

 

[Mr. X]

Well, without it I can't debut my new web series next year.

You don't need money to buy new toys that you don't know how to use. You need to use what you already have to make new material instead of new excuses.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You don't know what it's about yet.

Wait, what web series? What about your night before Christmas movie? And unknown creature 2? And our Christmas movie?

How many projects will you announce and never finish?

 

[Surtur]

Mr. Cracker, Joe.
Do you have a learning disablility? Not a joke I'm geniunly curious.
Or do you just skim through everything without a thought?

He has autism.

 

[Locksnap]

You don't know what it's about yet.

The content is irrelevant; so long as Joe Crackers making it nobody will want it. You don't exactly have a sterling reputation for quality, coherency or really much of anything. Sorry bud.

 

[Bugaboo]

He has autism.

That's not really a learning disability

 

[Surtur]

That's not really a learning disability

Depends on the severity. Joe of course is really special.

 

[autism420]

That's not really a learning disability

I suggest you do some research on autism if you believe that.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's not really a learning disability

It's a developmental disability but it can certainly go hand-in-hand with plenty of learning inefficiencies.

You don't know what it's about yet.

So what's it about, then?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

If he tells us, and it has any potential to be good, someone who doesn't have their thumb up their ass and knows how to use their shiny toys might beat him to it.

 

[Meowthkip]

If he tells us, and it has any potential to be good, someone who doesn't have their thumb up their ass and knows how to use their shiny toys might beat him to it.

I want to hear him out though.

@Joe_Cracker if you can give us an elevator pitch for this web series, that'd be dandy.

 

[Joe_Cracker]

I want to hear him out though.
@Joe_Cracker if you can give us an elevator pitch for this web series, that'd be dandy.

I just got the idea hours ago, I need to flesh it out.

Wait, what web series? What about your night before Christmas movie? And unknown creature 2? And our Christmas movie?

How many projects will you announce and never finish?

Unknown Creature 2 and Our Christmas movie is tied to the kickstarter, this web series is not.

Also, I was recording some new narration for the extended cut of The Unknown Creature and I'm getting too much feedback. My old mic is broken, so recording a reading a Twas the Night Before Christmas is going to be a challenge, and so is finishing Cracking Up Vol. 2

Mr. Cracker, Joe.
Do you have a learning disablility? Not a joke I'm geniunly curious.
Or do you just skim through everything without a thought?

Yeah, back in 2nd grade I was attending this private school and people began to notice things about me that weren't right. The following year I transitioned to the public school system and within 6 months I was placed in the special ed program. The only thing really holding me back is a movement disorder that makes me unsafe behind the wheel of a car.

 

[EI 903]

Also the inability to utilize the Edit feature so as to not triple-post.

 

[IWasHonorRoll]

The only thing really holding me back is a movement disorder that makes me unsafe behind the wheel of a car.

So then why don't you do a job where you work from home? Like data entry or customer service? They're easy to get...unless of course, you're just lazy and want other people to do everything for you

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Unknown Creature 2 and Our Christmas movie is tied to the kickstarter, this web series is not.

Nothing is "tied to" anything. There is no reason you couldn't start any of those this afternoon, if you wanted. You just make excuses to not work.