💼 Careercow Joe Cracker / Robert C. McGee

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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Here's a wild, revolutionary, unbelievably remarkable idea:

Stop milking a ten-year-old project and actually make something new.
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Can't make something new without a working camera and when I say working camera, I mean a camera that will either be compatable with my Mac or it uses memory cards to record to and I can extract the footage using the card slot on the back of my Mac.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
Can't make something new without a working camera and when I say working camera, I mean a camera that will either be compatable with my Mac or it uses memory cards to record to and I can extract the footage using the card slot on the back of my Mac.
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Or you can fix your old computer.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
It sounds to me you never worked with an HDV or an AVCHD camera in your life. It's very relevant.
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DCT was speculating on your Twitter followers and their relationship to your overall fantasy. How do Twitter followers affect your camera setup?
 
Joe_Cracker said:
It sounds to me you never worked with an HDV or an AVCHD camera in your life. It's very relevant.
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Well apparently I have to explain things to you like a child. My point had nothing to do with your camera. That's of no interest to me. My original comment was about how you thinking people of minor fame following you on twitter automatically makes them fans. That is a ridiculous claim and shows a misunderstanding of how Twitter works.

EDIT- @ChurchOfGodBear beat me to it. Still the point stands, you don't seem to understand how Twitter works and need help in reading comprehension.
 
I am at my wit's end here. I've been waiting for awhile for the investment round of this new project. What do I get instead?

"Please buy me a Mac."

"Please buy me a camera that will work with my new Mac."

&tc.

I promised my own investors that this project looked promising for 2014. What am I supposed to tell them? "Nothing is moving forward until strangers buy Joe a fucking camera." I'm losing sleep over this and I don't know where to turn.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
I only promised a web series if I can get the camera early. Good work takes time, and money whether that's just $200 or blockbuster $200 Million.

For this new series, I need atleast $270 for an SDXC card, Socks, Gogglely eyes, fabric for costumes. And props. So getting the camera is for the best picture.

Think about this, the broadcast masters for Ziggy season 2 are .mp4 @ 4mbps while the original is mpeg 2 @ 25mbps and that is what you want for Blu-Ray. The HD re-master for Unknown Creature is going to be mpeg 2 40mbps or more. I sold a few DVDs and downloads on Amazon and if there is one with $5.00 there may be more.
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Joe_Cracker said:
t sounds to me you never worked with an HDV or an AVCHD camera in your life. It's very relevant.
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"Good" is not a word I'd use to describe your "work".
Quit with the weasely technobabble too. You yourself barely understand what any of it means and no one here gives a shit about the technical aspects.

Oh boy, you need googly eyes! That's all I need to know to know your series is going to be shit just like the last one.
 
Artard said:
I am at my wit's end here. I've been waiting for awhile for the investment round of this new project. What do I get instead?

"Please buy me a Mac."

"Please buy me a camera that will work with my new Mac."

&tc.

I promised my own investors that this project looked promising for 2014. What am I supposed to tell them? "Nothing is moving forward until strangers buy Joe a fucking camera." I'm losing sleep over this and I don't know where to turn.
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I already have 3 Macs and a script. Contact my agent and we can work something out.
 
So you need all of this money and equipment for a PUPPET SHOW?? I don't want to see a bunch of sock puppets laughing maniacally, telling bad jokes and most likely setting off firecrackers.

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You could give a competent, talented person a bunch of shitty tools, and they'd still make something great within the limits of what they're given.
Give Joe Cracker a blank check with the stipulation that he do everything himself and you'll get a steaming pile. A steaming pile in 4K 3D 7.1 surround and on a bluray he burned at home to "save money".
 
sikotik said:
So you need all of this money and equipment for a PUPPET SHOW?? I don't want to see a bunch of sock puppets laughing maniacally, telling bad jokes and most likely setting off firecrackers.

Slightly off topic:
You could give a competent, talented person a bunch of shitty tools, and they'd still make something great within the limits of what they're given.
Give Joe Cracker a blank check with the stipulation that he do everything himself and you'll get a steaming pile. A steaming pile in 4K 3D 7.1 surround and on a bluray he burned at home to "save money".
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You goddamn WIN.
 
sikotik said:
So you need all of this money and equipment for a PUPPET SHOW?? I don't want to see a bunch of sock puppets laughing maniacally, telling bad jokes and most likely setting off firecrackers.

Slightly off topic:
You could give a competent, talented person a bunch of shitty tools, and they'd still make something great within the limits of what they're given.
Give Joe Cracker a blank check with the stipulation that he do everything himself and you'll get a steaming pile. A steaming pile in 4K 3D 7.1 surround and on a bluray he burned at home to "save money".
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You don't have any of the story details so all you can do is guess. The show is about a family. A father, mother, and their son or daughter haven't decided yet and I'm gonna be using allot of blue and green screen because I won't be able to build everything. It's gonna be very different from anything done in the past. Also, just $5 will get you your choice of the Unknown Creature 10 Anniversary edition on your choice of DVD or Blu-Ray.
 
I plugged my HV40 into 3 macs and a PC. Nothing. And after all that you retards are going to on and on and on and on and on and on and on! Poisoning my fanbase, if you ain't gonna stop your just making it hard for yourself's to even believe your even serious.

Also, unless it was done in house for some reason. No film studio I ever heard of bought a script written with crayons. I can go into Office Depot and get 10 or 20 pens for less then a few bucks if there's no computer or typewriter to use.
Surtur said:
I already have 3 Macs and a script. Contact my agent and we can work something out.
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i don't even know who your agent is. I ain't falling for another John Grusd want-a-be.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Well apparently I have to explain things to you like a child. My point had nothing to do with your camera. That's of no interest to me. My original comment was about how you thinking people of minor fame following you on twitter automatically makes them fans. That is a ridiculous claim and shows a misunderstanding of how Twitter works.

EDIT- @ChurchOfGodBear beat me to it. Still the point stands, you don't seem to understand how Twitter works and need help in reading comprehension.
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What is the standard bit rate for the average DV tape to disk transfer? Anything I do is no intrust to you because your not a fan so why you even on this thread? 177 is just a number unless something changes. I know who is actually who on twitter because Viners often link their twitter accounts I do too. And when I see a name I recognize I check it's validity.
 
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