💼 Careercow Joe Cracker / Robert C. McGee

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Surtur said:
Hey @Joe_Cracker , I got with my concept artist and she gave me permission to show you some of our concept art. I will be allowing you to see a sneakpeak into a part of the script of my new film, The Unboned Lecher

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Scene: Outdoors, GAY BLOWMENs tent

BIGCOCK wanders outside, longingly staring at the tent. He walks up to the tent and carefully peers inside of the tent. GAY BLOWMEN lies sleeping inside of the tent, bags of chips strewn about.

GAY BLOWMEN:

*sleep talking* No dad, I don’t want to go to Uncle Ralphs. He makes me play in the special room…

BIGCOCK wanders over to GAY BLOWMEN. He begins to caress the man’s face and body, in a manner fare more lovingly than one would expect from such a might cocked creature. Suddenly, GAY BLOWMEN wakes up,

GAY BLOWMEN:

Oh my god, its you! The legendary Bigcock!

BIGCOCK:

Arrooooo!

GAY BLOWMENL:

Are you trying to speak to me Bigcock? What are you trying to say?

BIGCOCK

Aroooooo!

GAY BLOWMEN:

You…you want to stick your cock in my ass? Is that what you want?

BIGCOCK:

Arooooo!

GAYBLOWMEN:

Well…ok…

GAY BLOWMEN undoes his belt and drops his pants, he turns around and leans forward, presenting his ass to BIGCOCK.

GAY BLOWMEN:

Just be easy, this is my first time.


I promised to change it Joe and I think I changed enough that we should be cool right?
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Keep it as it is.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
It's pretty good, I think the next morning Gay should be walking around like he got a full body cavity search by a TSA agent.
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Excellent. Now, how do you feel about reprising your role in this film?
 
WWWWolf said:
But as @Smutley said, the Blu-Ray will be better than the DVD because the studio has access to the original high-resolution source material. It's not better because of some mysterious "upscaling" process.

I've done some comparisons too. For example, I watched "The Day the Earth Froze" episode of MST3K off of YouTube. Then I watched the actual film in 4K in theaters, when it was recently redone. It's pretty fucking obvious they didn't toss some "upscaling" on it and call it a day. (In fact, I just read the national audiovisual institute's report on the digitalisation. They specifically mention working at highest resolution the film scanner was capable of outputting, all the way until the final mastering phase.) ...for starters the American version has several scenes missing and it's in a little bit confusing order, but hey, let's not complain about little details.
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Well if what I did was shot 35mm or 16mm I could run it throw a film scanner at very high resolution. From 2002 all the way until 2007 and 2009 Hollywood movies where still being shot at 1080p(including Avatar) while others still shot on 35mm film some switch to 4k and 5k resolution but film is still in use like in Fury. 1999's Blair Witch Project was a combination on 16mm and Hi-8 tape being blown up to 35mm using decades old tricks like those used to to blow up 16mm film from the Woodstock Music Festival being blown up to 70mm.

I already did two tests to see if these new tricks I thought of would work. One was an episode of Ziggy the Maniac and the other was the entire woods trailing sequence from Unknown, both cases I was even shocked how they looked on my TV. I played on a second one with a higher contrast ratio and woow. Amazing, so if one buys the blu-ray of Unknown, expect 2 things. A better looking picture and noticable fact that it's upscaled VHS. The first trailer will be on my youtube channel next Saturday so then you'll get a look and see the result of the upscale. What I'm doing is not something that can be done in a day unless I had 6 or 12 computer to work with.

Surtur said:
Excellent. Now, how do you feel about reprising your role in this film?
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If it's voice acting then that will be easier on me, just PM the the script so I can go over it.
 
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Joe_Cracker said:
I've seen what native 4K looks like but I'm also on the side wondering what Football looks like on one of them.
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I wonder how you'll ever see Football in 4K at home. 4K won't be an over the air signal. To make cable companies 4K compliant we'd have to dig up and replace all the existing cable, which will take a long time to happen in major markets (unless Google takes over the world). Likewise for streaming services because they mercy of those same incapable cable companies. I'm not sure about the 4K capabilities of satellite television companies, that could be your window to this actually happening.

Basically, don't hold your breath.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
Me and @ChurchOfGodBear are working on the script for our proposed holiday film. I just proposed to him a plan on how to produce a good enough product to put on film. Keep your fingers crossed.
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Will the utter failure of your fundraiser hinder this project?
 
hurrhurrhurr said:
Let's give Joe the benefit of the doubt, he's made more stuff than most cows.
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I think I get it If you`re talking about the cows in the Chick-fil-a commercials.

Well just incase you happen to have seen my facebook status then you might know that I finally finished the HD upscaling on Unknown Creature, and between you and me. I said that HD master would be MPEG2 @ 40mbps, well I lied. The HD master is really MPEG2 @ 60mbps so that means I was able to produce a better master then I thought I could. The icying on the cake would be a partically successful gofundme campaign because I could get a refurbished Vixia HFR 500 direct from Canon at about $130 to $160.00.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
I think I get it If you`re talking about the cows in the Chick-fil-a commercials.

Well just incase you happen to have seen my facebook status then you might know that I finally finished the HD upscaling on Unknown Creature, and between you and me. I said that HD master would be MPEG2 @ 40mbps, well I lied. The HD master is really MPEG2 @ 60mbps so that means I was able to produce a better master then I thought I could. The icying on the cake would be a partically successful gofundme campaign because I could get a refurbished Vixia HFR 500 direct from Canon at about $130 to $160.00.
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Joe do you think you can record those lines I posted for me? If you can do 3 or four takes of each, along with maybe some groaning noises. Thanks Joe.
 
Ok, I got my new camera. The only person who I can thank for it isn't even a member here anymore. The thing is I had money to shoot a web series this year but I guess you see had to go somewhere else. My gofundme campaign has been re-purposed as a general fund, because simply what I make from Amazon sales just doesn't cover production costs.

Well anyway, pre-orders of the Blu-Ray and DVD will start being accepted tomorrow.
 

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Joe_Cracker said:
Ok, I got my new camera. The only person who I can thank for it isn't even a member here anymore. The thing is I had money to shoot a web series this year but I guess you see had to go somewhere else. My gofundme campaign has been re-purposed as a general fund, because simply what I make from Amazon sales just doesn't cover production costs.

Well anyway, pre-orders of the Blu-Ray and DVD will start being accepted tomorrow.
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Where can we order your films?
 
Joe_Cracker said:
Ok, I got my new camera. The only person who I can thank for it isn't even a member here anymore. The thing is I had money to shoot a web series this year but I guess you see had to go somewhere else. My gofundme campaign has been re-purposed as a general fund, because simply what I make from Amazon sales just doesn't cover production costs.

Well anyway, pre-orders of the Blu-Ray and DVD will start being accepted tomorrow.
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I'll send you $20 if you promise to make more Ziggy the Maniac. You gotta find a better costar than your brother, though. He's holding you back.
 
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