Skitzocow Joe Winko - THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima

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moseph.jartelli said:
@JoeWinko what did these folks do to get put in the deathbook?
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Good question
they are all assholes from these facebook chat groups i was added too:

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let's just say they are stuck up assholes who didn't really appreciate my autism mind so much. it'd take too long to explain all of them but they're mainly just digusting disease written pigs who didnt want to invite me to texas and made fun of me. plus i was already angry because i was getting stir crazy so i just wrote them in the death curse book.



WonderWino said:
Well now, look what google turned up

I can't say i'm surprised
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really?... how come?
 
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JoeWinko said:
LOL it's actually going to be based more off of this movie really :) I'm literally OBSESSED with this film :) i have watched it with Every guy I hooked up with :P
In my version of the movie, the first part goes almost exactly the same as the real one (except replace the blonde girl/Alexz Johnson with me/Joe Winko) BUT SPOILER ALRET:
After the Avril look-a-like girl dies, Joe Winko manages to steal the book back from the popular girls & uses it to get revenge on them for killing her with the book, then he ends up going on a rampage & starts writing the names of the guys who rejected him on craigslist which causes all of them to start dying in various brutual accidents. Then eventually he has a mental breakdown because he suddleny realizes how evil the book is and then he goes insane at the end.


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This is actually an interesting crossover.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
This is actually an interesting crossover.
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Thank you ♥
It's honestly not fun hating people though. Casting the dark magic spells takes a lot of energy out of you and just makes you more angry & pissed off really. I guess it was the Texas spell backfiring on me, Or maybe that it was just that I have to deal with a bunch of judgemental guys online first before I could find someone else nice enough to take me back to Texas.
BUT ANYWAY could you all please hope that I actually do end up finding a nice person to take me back to Texas? (and/or Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, South Carolina, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Ohio, Conneticut, Missouri, New Jersey, New York.... <<all the other places I been wanting to visit)

Here's a picture I shared on twitter... just imagine if Logan Paul posted something like this about himself -_- His inbox would be blowing up...


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Also, here's the trophy i made for the last stranger who brought me to Texas.... He didn't seem too thrilled with it but yeah... i also made one for the stranger who brought me to Maine. (I plan on making more for the future strangers who are kind enough to take me on adventures...)

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JoeWinko said:
Thank you ♥
It's honestly not fun hating people though. Casting the dark magic spells takes a lot of energy out of you and just makes you more angry & pissed off really. I guess it was the Texas spell backfiring on me, Or maybe that it was just that I have to deal with a bunch of judgemental guys online first before I could find someone else nice enough to take me back to Texas.
BUT ANYWAY could you all please hope that I actually do end up finding a nice person to take me back to Texas? (and/or Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, South Carolina, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Ohio, Conneticut, Missouri, New Jersey, New York.... <<all the other places I been wanting to visit)

Here's a picture I shared on twitter... just imagine if Logan Paul posted something like this about himself -_- His inbox would be blowing up...


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Also, here's the trophy i made for the last stranger who brought me to Texas.... He didn't seem too thrilled with it but yeah... i also made one for the stranger who brought me to Maine. (I plan on making more for the future strangers who are kind enough to take me on adventures...)

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I'm praying you find your MaleWife JW. What would you consider your "10-Winko-Mandments" for your MaleWife to follow?
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I'm praying you find your MaleWife JW. What would you consider your "10-Winko-Mandments" for your MaleWife to follow?View attachment 2789400
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interesting that you ask that. I actually Do have a Master/slave contract written up: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WmMj96RAlHydQSfJBqcUIz-pLAJuhLahjTHSTWgv5VI/edit?usp=sharing
It's pretty strict and i'm pretty leanient on it actually. The only reason why I have it typed in the first places is because this stupid guy I was talking to on a site called black man's reign told me that it 'turned him on' for me to have a Master/slave contract typed up and that he'd become my "slave" (or "submissive Lover" as i really prefer to call it) if i typed one up, but he was just a royal dumbass who was all talk....

I'm kinda pissed off at the shit men pull... you'd think with me being a man myself, i'd understand them -_-
but whatever. Figured someone here would get a hit out of that atleast.

Here's the video of me talking about Black man's reign:
 
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WRING OUT THE POPPIECORN WINKOLOGISTS!
Turns out Joe Winko has a female stalker (remember,he's the gaymaster) pretending to be her uncle stalking him. Ironic becuase he has stated he wanted a male stalker. Ironic isn't it?
(Transcribed)
(JW)
that's fucked up! that is not a man
you're talking to! that is a female!
she's using her damn uncle's
picture to prented to be an old
man because aparently that bitch
has a crush on me and is too
fucking stupid to understand THAT
I DO NOT LIKE FEMALES!
i was SO ANGRY because she
actually liked 100 of my tweets
and is always commenting on all
my stuff! and she was even
sending me messages saying that
she loved me! I already had to
block her twice
I don't want to be your friend! I don't like you! Leave
me the fuck alone! I WANT MAN! YOU ARE NOT A
MAN! Don't ever like any of my posts again, don't ever
follow me again, Don't ever watch any of my videos
again, don't Ever try to contact me again! Go find
another guy to talk to! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY
LIFE!

I'm actually really pissed off. i
always wanted a MALE stalker who
I could end up meeting and falling
in love with : (why the fuck does it
have to be a female : (it's not fair!
that's not even statisticly common
for females to become stalkers :(
(me)
It's ironic really
Very ironic
Most "lolcows" on the internet
long for female attention
But you're built differently
You evolved beyond that
Your charm and energy had
brought you the stalker you
wanted
But not the stalker you need
Which would be a man
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