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- Oct 6, 2020
Why can it never be a zoophile or something?
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I wish there was a :depressing: sticker.WHY CAN'T THE FUCKED UP COWS DIE
WHY IS IT ALL THE MOSTLY HARMLESS FUNNY ONES
Not accusing you or anything but I notice he calls you his friend on his Twitter whilst simultaneously posting about his planned suicide, did you ever try to intervene in any way? Obviously it's his doing and I don't expect you to "save" him but I hope you didn't turn a blind eye when he was being so blatant about his plansTo make you feel better,we were always in his final chapter. Like Cobra,He really peaked at the beginning about 12 years ago when his creepy pasta videos and animated movies were the cat's meow. I wouldn't say that he was "washed up" but he clearly becoming disillusioned with YouTube and being an e-celeb/Lolcow. I would say the final nail in the coffin was when Rolf's "spirit" entered his life because the thin line between life and death was finally wiped away in Joe's mind. Life said before death always haunted Joe Winko. In another life he could've been Horror's night big filmaker and he would be wandering around Halloween Horror Nights in Scarezones of his own design right now with his Klaus Kinski/Gary Busey esque Craxy Gay Lover/Actor husband.
I tried to talk him out of it multiple times,but there isn't much I can do as I have my own life to live as well and I couldntve just went to Orlando and talk him out of it. If his adopted parents couldn't,I probably couldn't either. I do think I prolonged Joe's life with this very thread though. Remember, Joe has been constantly baitin' suicide since his early days on the internet in the early 2010s. Dude needed a friend that wasn't over 50 and wanst just trying to pump and dump him.Not accusing you or anything but I notice he calls you his friend on his Twitter whilst simultaneously posting about his planned suicide, did you ever try to intervene in any way? Obviously it's his doing and I don't expect you to "save" him but I hope you didn't turn a blind eye when he was being so blatant about his plans
The man clearly had this cemented long ago. I'm not saying you shouldn't hope that good people don't exist, but come on man. Be realistic, that's kind of shitty to put on him even though you say you dont blame him. Look at the level of planning that went into this. You think a 'plz dont' was going to deter him? Did you read his thread? He had friends and good rapport. Dont single the poor guy out after he quite literally watched the dude die.Not accusing you or anything but I notice he calls you his friend on his Twitter whilst simultaneously posting about his planned suicide, did you ever try to intervene in any way? Obviously it's his doing and I don't expect you to "save" him but I hope you didn't turn a blind eye when he was being so blatant about his plans
So I was right. Didn’t expect it to happen this fast though.First KingCobra now PurpleAki.
Do lolcows now have the Hollywood Rule of 3 for celebrity deaths? If so, who is next?
Jesus Christ. Are you OK Vinluv?Thank you for everything @JoeWinko View attachment 7827592
tbh his entire thread before this felt like a Smiling Friends fever dream. Shit was already insane. RIP Winko.Well this got fucking insane huh