Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Key Lime Pie Twinkies/Joey is my new OTP. Sorry gaiz.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Jesus Christ what a pig
His Nutella video is legit Nightmare Fuel,people should stay away from that

 

[Bassomatic]

Interesting note, in earlier video he claims he's not Italian, in the subway one he claims he is. Has the blubber got him to lose track of what race he is?

Here he is eating a salad because "he cares about his health"

Also I had to check, the 380 calories is pre dressing and the dressing he calls "light" pours like used motor oil and is pure corn sryup. He manages to get a few bites down, and at last second looks at the salad in fear. I wonder what the rest of his order was.

 

[r3k4k54k5r3rw]

Shoenice is at deaths door he better make it count.

There are people who legitimately enjoy their booze as mature adults, and there are those who are just pathetic edge-trippers that will die a slow death. He is really the worst kind of alcoholic.

Hey dude shoenice is cool...

JoeysWorldTour (not sure why he picked this name..) is pretty cancerous though, in those eating challenge videos he's obviously overreacting and it's a poor attempt at being funny. Plus in like every video of his the camera is way too close to his mouth and he eats like a disgusting fatty. These aren't even fucking 'reviews', they're just him eating the food and saying some bullshit every now and then, and at the very end he gives it an arbitrary score. I really don't get how so many Youtube people misuse the word 'review', I suppose it's just for views or whatever but not every thing you record is a 'review'.

 

[yasscat]

So I watched every video ITT and now I'm okay with having to fast for a blood test. In fact, I would do so willingly.

Why. Just...why.

 

[RI 360]

Interesting note, in earlier video he claims he's not Italian, in the subway one he claims he is. Has the blubber got him to lose track of what race he is?

Here he is eating a salad because "he cares about his health"

Also I had to check, the 380 calories is pre dressing and the dressing he calls "light" pours like used motor oil and is pure corn sryup. He manages to get a few bites down, and at last second looks at the salad in fear. I wonder what the rest of his order was.

I had to laugh at all his anemic "woo woo woo"'s, he sounds so defeated and insincere "This... is really good stuff... everyone..." this was clearly harder for him than the raw chorizo challenge.

 

[JustSomeFella]

Interesting note, in earlier video he claims he's not Italian, in the subway one he claims he is. Has the blubber got him to lose track of what race he is?

Here he is eating a salad because "he cares about his health"

Also I had to check, the 380 calories is pre dressing and the dressing he calls "light" pours like used motor oil and is pure corn sryup. He manages to get a few bites down, and at last second looks at the salad in fear. I wonder what the rest of his order was.

That is a really good salad though. I recommend it. #powerlevel

 

[kookerpie]

At least the Loot Crate whores get paid to promote their service. Aside from YouTube revenue I doubt this guy is getting any money or promotional deals for his reviews.
Anyway, here's the only food reviewer worth watching.

I fucking love that gay re tard

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

Christ, the way he looks at the salad you'd think it had a gun to his head.

 

[Maruukat]

I had to laugh at all his anemic "woo woo woo"'s, he sounds so defeated and insincere "This... is really good stuff... everyone..." this was clearly harder for him than the raw chorizo challenge.

Well it's a salad. He would have more energy the more artery-clogging the food is.

 

[Brian May]

Christ, the way he looks at the salad you'd think it had a gun to his head.

Holy shit, he really does look terrified.

 

[Tookie]

I guess ADF is in luck if waddling around the Bay Area shoveling cheese in your mouth counts as a "World Tour."

 

[RM 810]

I wonder how many people who watch this shit are the same bizarre fetishists that watch 700goingon800. I'd like to hope most people viewing are doing it to point and laugh like us, but I've learned to not expect too much from humanity.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Jesus Christ what a pig
His Nutella video is legit Nightmare Fuel,people should stay away from that

THE NUTTELLLLAAAAAAAA CHALLENGE

 

[HickoryDickory]

Grubgrade is a much better food review source than half of YouTube's culture, EmmyMadeFromJapan blows this Shrek tier garbage out of the water.

I love Emmy. I don't get why it seems like the guy "reviewers" are gross tho. It's like a prerequisite unless they also are learning how to cook or can cook and make their own versions. My Virgin Kitchen is alright.

 

[Digger]

I bet Joey has a tapeworm

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I bet Joey has a tapeworm

I bet Joey has a gummy worm fetish

 

[Snake-Boot]

all minorities look the same to me sorry

Well, most animals are usually colorblind, so that's an understandable defect.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

And here's his new fan club.
https://plus.google.com/communities/110835216420533644391

 

[D4C]

And here's his new fan club.
https://plus.google.com/communities/110835216420533644391

I don't know what's more confusing. The fact there's a rule against Sexual Posts (because everyone's gonna flood the fucking obese dude with the food's fanpage with titties) or the fact that A JOEYPEDIA EXISTS.