Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

[Aaway]

watching joey eat and the fact that he's still living while consuming such an atrocious diet of fast food and fingernails really makes me feel better about my chances of living a long life

 

[Gordon Cole]

watching joey eat and the fact that he's still living while consuming such an atrocious diet of fast food and fingernails really makes me feel better about my chances of living a long life

As bad as my diet may be, it's comforting to know that it could always be worse.

 

[Mikzio]

Has this guy eaten at the heart attack grill yet?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I think Joey has been binging on cocaine again.

 

[Bassomatic]

Has this guy eaten at the heart attack grill yet?

The restaurant or his kitchen?

I like Joey's conspiracy theory of the fact at Chipotle you won't pour cheese in my burrito is why you had the food handling issues. His attempts of accents just comes off racist and sad when he's trying to be cute/funny.

 

[Catalyst Cube]

I think Joey has been binging on cocaine again.

No wonder he lost his job. In Joey's opinion, not accommodating special food requests is more deplorable than contaminated food. Good work shitting on basic food standards.

 

[Pretzels is the Same]

I think Joey has been binging on cocaine again.

The way he pronounces "Quesarito" and "quesadilla" really irks me

 

[Ouija Board]

The way he pronounces "Quesarito" and "quesadilla" really irks me

What about "ha-ba-nero?"

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Looks like Joey is working at autonation now, instead of that catering thing.

 

[cruderudedude]

Isn't there a name for a phobia of people doing disgusting acts with food, cause I think I have it.

 

[VJ 120]

Isn't there a name for a phobia of people doing disgusting acts with food, cause I think I have it.

Sanity

 

[Staffy]

I'm really liking these reversed versions of his videos.

EDIT:

Forgot to add this one, which is probably the most amusing and traumatizing of the three:

 

[meatslab]

I didn't think Joey could get any more disgusting but then you post this.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

This is prime joey right here.

 

[Malt Liquor]

>Licking the cheese inside the crust while grunting and moaning

wow
What a pig
I Think it's a way to compensate the lack of pussy in His life

 

[VJ 120]

This is prime joey right here.

I've never been more turned off of both sex and pizza in my entire life.

 

[Gordon Cole]

This is prime joey right here.

Jesus Christ, it's sad when I'd rather watch a man eat cigarettes than any of Joey's videos at this point.

 

[Bassomatic]

He ate that first slice in one bite, what an animal.

Joey unboxes his gift for 100k subs

Call me old fashioned or a snob but to eat myself to death in front of a crowd I'd kinda want a little something more.

 

[DuckSucker]

The dumbest thing about this guy is that, motherfucker, it isn't haute cuisine. Nobody is lining up for hours to get into a McDonalds. It's like 3 dollars, and it's made from the same shit they make everything else from; it just has bacon and pepperjack now instead of bacon and cheddar, or now it has a wheat bun and whole grain mustard and they call it the Oktoberfest burger.

Even if it was worth reviewing, fast food chains are so dependent on where you are that the quality isnt going to really be the same. There is one video where he reviews like chicken fries from Burger King and theyre burnt, but he makes it seem like it's the end of the fucking world. He's literally the guy who melts down at high schoolers working shitty fast food or retail jobs.

There was one dude who worked for a hipster food blog, Chowhound, and the dude was called Supertaster and it's the only fast food review I've thought was kind of interesting because he would actually rate the food and judge its merits. I think he was the first "youtube food reviewer" or something, but he's the only one who doesnt just eat it, realize it tastes like all the other shit McDonalds puts out, and go "MMMMMMMM TASTY!!!" or whatever. Like the supertaster dude would review fast food but more in the way of, he would do a side-by-side comparison of Burker King versus Wendys versus McDonalds or something kind of interesting, so it was actually worth watching if you were bored or something.

Edit: Oh I came into this forum because I was like, is Joey not a sex offender? I read FPH and there was once a thread there where they had a mugshot and registry of a dude who kinda looks pretty close to Joey. But Joey always has a hat and glassy red eyes and you cant really compare with the low res mugshot they had.

 

[meatslab]

Yeah Joey also is such an asshole about the people that work at these places. They don't get paid enough to deal with his fat entitled ass.