Our boy John has been mighty busy since his release.
John has been having to delete large files off of his google drive because Mark is working with le google to silence
the truth that our boi is being mind raped by the berge.
John is getting into politics. Is he our future president?
#Vote4John
Here, John shows his Cashapp history. Why?
To show he was a massive alcoholic the past couple of years To show that he needed alcohol to suppress the terrible feelings of losing his beloved to the Jewish cog machine. All of these transactions are old (except for 3 for no more that $2) and pick up in September of last year. Most of them say they are for beer/alcohol.
Here's where things get mighty interesting. Apparently John's voicemail hasn't been working. Just today it seems that a bunch of voicemails finally came through or he finally realized they came through. They seem fairly mundane at first. The only real takeaways being
1) His father went to Brazil apparently? If I recall, I do believe that in some of the previous videos John said he was alone while his father was out of town. Guess he went to Brazil
2) I guess this is from another complaint he put in?
Admittedly I haven't looked into any of the phone numbers yet so I'm not really sure what this is from but we know John has been putting in a bunch of complaints to various organizations.
3) I spy with my little eye a ween. Someone seems to have finally found our boy John's phone number
not that it's hard when it's literally on his youtube description (?) but this seems to be unusual. We haven't really seen this before. I've pretty much been the biggest fan sporting his videos around the farms and he's still a minor cow. He did get a minor shout out on MATI but the farms has a culture of no poo neghole pozzing. Weird. Wonder where this ween came from?
Here's where it got really interesting. His next short picks up the last one picked up, with the Zuck Voicemail. We then proceed to get a couple of weens who called him leaving voicemails. (Sure hope you spoofed your numbers faggots cause now your numbers are all on the farms forever).
Why is he just now getting these messages? Our answer lies with the next ween.
I haven't heard of this "AidenUnderground" before but I've definitely seen him in other threads as a slop drama tuber, so now I guess I know whom this guy is. Apparently he gave our favorite skitzo a segment in his show. Luckily, thanks to the date in the voicemail I was able to find the stream fairly easily. Overall, AidenUnderground seems to be unimpressed and says John doesn't need a thread on Kiwi and says this is part of the reason he doesn't like Kiwi Farms because he feels bad for John. He shows basically 0 of the good shit from John and then promptly moves on (after playing about 2 minutes of
@slungus22 's archive video). He realizes that whomever sent the message basically just copy pasted a kiwi farms thread.
The segment of the stream is around 26:30 to around 34:30 (too lazy to clip it for an onsite archive and won't let me embed)
If you're being a poopoo toucher and reading the thread, stop being a piece of shit yourself. John has enough problems without you calling him. Our boi is mind raped everyday by the Jew Zuck, you think he needs to deal with your cowtipping? Secondly, to Aiden, John definitely deserves a thread. I don't think John is a bad person either but he makes me laugh and that's why we're all here. Without John I wouldn't know basic math like 1x1
Cowtipping weens, I will never forgive you for messing with mah boi John
Edited to fix an accidental double video (they had the same name (because they were actually the same clip double posted)) and add a clip