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Could I ask a question, Jace? Do you have any other wrestlers who you respect almost as much as Cena, or are you solely a proud member of Cenation?
 
Dork Of Ages said:
Ah, I dunno, I am more of a UFC guy. I might give WWE a try though.
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UFC is pretty cool yes but just not as awesome at all. UFC is more like speed and agility OK WWE is pure power pure muscle which is truly THE SHIT if you ask Me, depend on whether you wanna watch a Agile Warrior or a Marine. Me I say Marine both are good choices.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
UFC is pretty cool yes but just not as awesome at all. UFC is more like speed and agility OK WWE is pure power pure muscle which is truly THE SHIT if you ask Me, depend on whether you wanna watch a Agile Warrior or a Marine. Me I say Marine both are good choices.
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Are you saying that all WWE fighters are Marines? Or just John Cena?
 
Null said:
You know @Hulk Hogan is a member of the forum.
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What

UnwiseKhan said:
Are you saying that all WWE fighters are Marines? Or just John Cena?
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John cena is a marine and the rest are basically marines because they have a marines attitude (except for bad guys of course) Even the heels have Marine lifestyle in their training and awesome one of a kind lines they say when truly slamming down an opponent. Sign me up!!!!
 
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ya orton was a marine irl too
 
ParkourDude91 said:
Listen I agree. A lot however Brock lesnar is a sick fighter But guess what. That's not a dick on his chest that's a sword so get the facts because there shouldn't be Homo Rumors. That is my opinion, because I am just bring respectful to a worthy opponrnt on the battlefield. If Brock was a Muslim? Different fucking story from day 1. But he isn't, he's a fairly fucking ripped and huge brick of a dude no bullshit. However cena the man the legend will still ALWAYS come out on #1 - that's just the law of the jungle baby. Haha
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ok listen, like, I wasnt tryin to say that Brock wasnt a worthyn opponent ok? I sm sorry if it cam across thst way. I was merely trying to point out that it is OBVIOUS that Cena would win against someone like him, OK? Because Cena is awesomr as fck. But thats just what I think
 
ParkourDude91 said:
John cena is a marine and the rest are basically marines because they have a marines attitude (except for bad guys of course) Even the heels have Marine lifestyle in their training and awesome one of a kind lines they say when truly slamming down an opponent. Sign me up!!!!
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Are you saying your prayers, eating your vitamins and training the way Hulk Hogan told all the Little Hulksters to live? :hulk: That's the only real foolproof way to become a wrestling legend. The Hulk Lifestyle is a lot like the Marine Lifestyle only with more spandex shorts, more muscles and more epic feuds even more epic then that one time when President Bush feuded with Osama in Afghanistan.
 
Satan said:
Are you saying your prayers, eating your vitamins and training the way Hulk Hogan told all the Little Hulksters to live? :hulk: That's the only real foolproof way to become a wrestling legend. The Hulk Lifestyle is a lot like the Marine Lifestyle only with more spandex shorts, more muscles and more epic feuds even more epic then that one time when President Bush feuded with Osama in Afghanistan.
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I remember that! I even found the footage on youtube!
Owned.
 
If there were two Siamese twins, joined at the waist, and John Cena had one twin in the STFU and Daniel Bryan had the other twin in the Yes Lock - which one would tap first?
 
StallChaser said:
I remember that! I even found the footage on youtube!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOlja9ZKsGQOwned.
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Thats basically what stryker would do.

StallChaser said:
I remember that! I even found the footage on youtube!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOlja9ZKsGQOwned.
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Ok that basically happened.

Satan said:
Are you saying your prayers, eating your vitamins and training the way Hulk Hogan told all the Little Hulksters to live? :hulk: That's the only real foolproof way to become a wrestling legend. The Hulk Lifestyle is a lot like the Marine Lifestyle only with more spandex shorts, more muscles and more epic feuds even more epic then that one time when President Bush feuded with Osama in Afghanistan.
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I dont even know what your talking about lol i cant tell if its cuz Im faded or if its cuz your not making any sense. Try again later when im not faded.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
I dont even know what your talking about lol i cant tell if its cuz Im faded or if its cuz your not making any sense. Try again later when im not faded.
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Dude it's about Hulk Hogan, the greatest American wrestler of all time. He said the best way to become a famous wrestler is to say your prayers, take your vitamins and train hard. That's kinda like a Marine Lifestyle too, a Wrestling Legend lifestyle.

ParkourDude91 said:
Ok that basically happened.
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I remember, it was on CNN and shit.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
I dont even know what your talking about lol i cant tell if its cuz Im faded or if its cuz your not making any sense. Try again later when im not faded.
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Hulkamania is a way to become the best, manliest, most American marine you possibly can. John Cena probably does it.
 
UnwiseKhan said:
Hulkamania is a way to become the best, manliest, most American marine you possibly can. John Cena probably does it.
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Hulkamania is whatever some old ass guy ok. Cena Nation is the shit. Hulk may have been "cool" or w/e in the 80s guess what not anymore old man. Sorry but the truth hurts
 
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he won't be seeing this
because he's old
 
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