💼 Careercow John Fitzgerald Page - Lolcow or Just an Egotistical Doucher?

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drtoboggan

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As I post this, Mr. Page has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

When I first read the initial Gawker articles about him, he seemed like just a douche. However, the rabbit hole gets deeper. The guy is a complete fraud. Later articles and media coverage have shown he lies about his age, lies about his roommate being a dog walker staying with him due to a drinking problem, pours cheap vodka into Grey Goose bottles for parties, and makes groundless legal threats against 19 year old girls who discovered his "agency" was a fraud taking commissions for referring clients to publicly listed gigs.

At this point, he yields a combination of laughter and facepalming from me. But the question remains: is he a Lolcow or a douchecanoe?
 
Re: John Fitzgerald Page: Lolcow or Just an Egotistical Douc

Are the two mutually exclusive?

Maybe he's an egotistical lolcownoe. (I'm so so sorry.)
 
Re: John Fitzgerald Page: Lolcow or Just an Egotistical Douc

I don't think so. I consider him a lolcow because of his Chris-Chan level ego and his most recent antics. Had he stopped with "gym in 26 minutes," he would have just been a douche. The subsequent Gawker articles revealing him to be a complete fraud and TV appearances turned him, at least in my mind, into a lolcow. I'd post links but if you google him, the first Gawker article pops up and said article links to the later ones. The most recent, where he threatens to sue some 19 year old girls aspiring to be models/actresses is priceless. A law firm offered to represent one of the girls, whether or not he tried to sue, claiming that his threat was grounds for her to sue him. Oh my, it was epic.
 
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