Jokes you made up yourself. - No copy paste or a friend said.

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Overly Serious

Overly Serious

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Your own jokes, retorts and bon mots and only your own. Lets see what you come up with. I'll start.

Q. What do you call a Canadian prostitute?
A. A leaf blower.
 
I go through phases where I eat very little, otherwise I have a tendency to binge eat. I'm always on one extreme or another. Anyway, my husband was concerned one night. He told me that I "looked smaller" and that he didn't want me to wither away. Me, being obsessed with keeping my weight down, I told him I'd rather wither away than roll away. He laughed and asked me if I came up with that myself.

It's too specific for most contexts, but it was a witty moment for me.

Also: a man asks his wife what she's thinking about when she starts giggling all of a sudden. She says to him, "I just thought of the perfect name for your penis — Mr. Dinky," as if it's the greatest burn in the world. He stares her square in the face and tells her, "that's interesting 'cause I was going to start calling your pussy Lucy."

Really fucking lame and unoriginal, but that's about as far as my head'll go.
 
What's the difference between Joe Biden and a piece of shit?
You can flush a piece of shit down the toilet!
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The great thing about this joke is that you can replace Biden with anybody else, no matter what your beliefs are, and it still works.
It's a versatile joke.
 
Something about a necrophiliac bug chaser being a little too enthusiastic about getting his vaccines.
 
How do you make pickled bread?

You have to use a dill dough.
 
eDove said:
Also: a man asks his wife what she's thinking about when she starts giggling all of a sudden. She says to him, "I just thought of the perfect name for your penis — Mr. Dinky," as if it's the greatest burn in the world. He stares her square in the face and tells her, "that's interesting 'cause I was going to start calling your pussy Lucy."

Really fucking lame and unoriginal, but that's about as far as my head'll go.
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You could retort back to him and say "It wouldn't be named Lucy if you didn't have a small penis."
 
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